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The longer the weapon, the shorter the tool (BARF ALERT)
Aspen Times ^ | Dec. 28, 2012 | Todd Hartley

Posted on 12/30/2012 8:59:46 AM PST by FLAMING DEATH

..."So, since I'm not particularly concerned about the National Rifle Association ruining my political career, I'll be the one to say it: If you own multiple guns or feel the need to possess a military-style assault weapon, it's because you have a small penis."...

(Excerpt) Read more at aspentimes.com ...


TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: 2ndamendment; banglist; guncontrol; secondamendment
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To: Salamander
[he really should not have included a ‘comments’ section...he’s being ripped to bits]

Yeah, he got clobbered on his own newspaper's website. At last check, it was running 100% against him, with some fantastic points made.

He probably expected everybody to tell him how clever and insightful his witty article was. Instead, he's sobbing in the corner, afraid to hit the Refresh button on his own web page.

41 posted on 12/30/2012 10:50:49 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Tzimisce

“I notice these turkeys never say anything like this about Muslims.”

The idea of falling six miles to earth surrounded by flaming kerosene and 400 screaming people is quite a deterrent/s;)


42 posted on 12/30/2012 10:51:24 AM PST by Frank_2001
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To: dead

Wow...it’s true!

The penis mightier than the sword!

[I am *so* sorry]

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[no I’m not]

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43 posted on 12/30/2012 10:59:57 AM PST by Salamander (I wear my sunglasses at night.)
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To: Secret Agent Man

It seems like a good place to find one?


44 posted on 12/30/2012 11:02:02 AM PST by Salamander (I wear my sunglasses at night.)
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To: Salamander

Thank you for giving me the first chuckle I’ve had during a very personally painful weekend.


45 posted on 12/30/2012 11:04:18 AM PST by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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To: FLAMING DEATH

Liberals are increasingly using “small penis” insults against those who do things they dislike, like drive big trucks and SUVs, own large homes, and now own guns.

Responding in kind achieves nothing, because they do not mind others lowering themselves to their level. So the best response might be to respond peripherally, like asking them if they support gay marriage. When they say, “yes”, just respond that yes, you thought they would.


46 posted on 12/30/2012 11:05:46 AM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy (Best WoT news at rantburg.com)
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To: Riley

I hope whatever’s hurting you gets better.

:(


47 posted on 12/30/2012 11:11:27 AM PST by Salamander (I wear my sunglasses at night.)
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To: FLAMING DEATH

Jumping straight to the Alinsky rule of mocking the opposition.

No problem, Todd. Come after my rights, and we’ll see which “tool” I use to take you down,


48 posted on 12/30/2012 11:34:07 AM PST by DPMD
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To: ataDude

if you think this way you have no penis and probably pee sitting down but you think you are a man because you are a big prick.


49 posted on 12/30/2012 12:14:33 PM PST by bravo whiskey (“People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.”)
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To: FLAMING DEATH

Do you find you spend a lot of time thinking about penises, Todd?


50 posted on 12/30/2012 12:22:27 PM PST by Mr. K (There are lies, dammed lies, statistics, and democrap talking points.)
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To: KC_Lion

My father was a battleship sailor and later a design engineer on the Titan II program.


51 posted on 12/30/2012 12:24:25 PM PST by Last Dakotan
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To: FLAMING DEATH
So the millions of people who own and use firearms do it for NO OTHER REASON than that they have small thingalings?

My guess is Todd finds such items a wee bit(harhar) too interesting.

And, since he states that all people who own guns have small swords, and millions of WOMEN own guns...Disturbing. Women should not have one...Not even a small one!

52 posted on 12/30/2012 12:42:33 PM PST by Wyrd bið ful aræd (Gone Galt, 11/07/12)
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To: FLAMING DEATH
Hey, Todd Hartley! I want to say the word penis too! I made graphics!


53 posted on 12/30/2012 12:46:19 PM PST by Casie (Chuck Norris 2016)
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To: fattigermaster

Was he Vaseline’s customer of the year?


54 posted on 12/30/2012 1:00:57 PM PST by jughandle
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To: FLAMING DEATH

Mine must go back inside.....


55 posted on 12/30/2012 1:05:03 PM PST by Vermont Lt (We are so screwed.)
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To: dagogo redux

No, it means that when he stands up, he is done peeing.


56 posted on 12/30/2012 1:08:31 PM PST by Big Mack (I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat VEGETABLES!)
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To: FLAMING DEATH
Silly liberal . . .


Women don't have penises!
57 posted on 12/30/2012 1:08:35 PM PST by Ellendra (http://www.ustrendy.com/ellendra-nauriel/portfolio/18423/concealed-couture/)
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To: FLAMING DEATH

Why do homosexuals like him always focus on sex? Everything they relate to they relate to sex in some way. They are mental.


58 posted on 12/30/2012 1:28:36 PM PST by CodeToad (Liberals are bloodsucking ticks. We need to light the matchstick to burn them off.)
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To: FLAMING DEATH

My Sister is an excellent shot.

And she doesn’t even HAVE a ...well, you know.


59 posted on 12/30/2012 1:34:48 PM PST by left that other site (Worry is the Darkroom that Develops Negatives.)
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To: FLAMING DEATH

Where you see a cannon, Todd Hartley sees a hole, a shaft, and conspicuously hairless great big balls.

60 posted on 12/30/2012 2:12:52 PM PST by fattigermaster
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