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The longer the weapon, the shorter the tool (BARF ALERT)
Aspen Times ^ | Dec. 28, 2012 | Todd Hartley

Posted on 12/30/2012 8:59:46 AM PST by FLAMING DEATH

..."So, since I'm not particularly concerned about the National Rifle Association ruining my political career, I'll be the one to say it: If you own multiple guns or feel the need to possess a military-style assault weapon, it's because you have a small penis."...

(Excerpt) Read more at aspentimes.com ...


TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: 2ndamendment; banglist; guncontrol; secondamendment
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That's Todd Hartley, according to his web page ( http://todd-hartley.com/about/ ), of Basalt, Colorado, contact information available on Anywho and Spokeo, as well as Linked In. He's a standup comedian, too, available for your organization to hire (in other words, can't get work).
1 posted on 12/30/2012 8:59:59 AM PST by FLAMING DEATH
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To: FLAMING DEATH

“a standup comedian”

When his stands up, people laugh.


2 posted on 12/30/2012 9:04:03 AM PST by dagogo redux (A whiff of primitive spirits in the air, harbingers of an impending descent into the feral.)
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To: FLAMING DEATH

I’m not particularly concerned about the size of my penis and I’m even less concerned about the size of Todd Hartley’s penis.

Unlike Todd Hartley, I just don’t spend a great deal of time contemplating penises.


3 posted on 12/30/2012 9:06:11 AM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: FLAMING DEATH

For someone who is scared to death of people with guns, they sure do like to provoke us.

I notice these turkeys never say anything like this about Muslims.


4 posted on 12/30/2012 9:09:42 AM PST by Tzimisce (The American Revolution began when the British attempted to disarm the Colonists.)
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To: FLAMING DEATH

I have found, over time, Mr. Hartley, that the people who talk about small penises the most are the ones who are actually afflicted with that problem.


5 posted on 12/30/2012 9:11:22 AM PST by ataDude (Its like 1933, mixed with the Carter 70s, plus the books 1984 and Animal Farm, all at the same time.)
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To: cripplecreek

I read the article.

It’s just another uninformed liberal douchebag trying to be funny.

I don’t think I will bother to observe a moment of silence for Todd Hartley’s career as a comedian.


6 posted on 12/30/2012 9:12:09 AM PST by flintsilver7 (Honest reporting hasn't caught on in the United States.)
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To: cripplecreek; FLAMING DEATH; dagogo redux
Well, Toddy ever since I lost my guns in a tragic boating Mountain Climbing accident.

I have decided to compensate with these.

Or is that American Military Power to much for an Estrogen laden POS like you?

7 posted on 12/30/2012 9:14:56 AM PST by KC_Lion (Build the America you want to live in at your address, and keep looking up.-Sarah Palin)
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To: cripplecreek

Mr. Hartley appears to be an expert in the area of penises.


8 posted on 12/30/2012 9:16:10 AM PST by Crcl1
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To: cripplecreek

Freud addressed this issue - when people, particularly women, spend an inordinate amount of time equating masculine traits, or pursuits, with penis size, etc.

He called it Penis Envy.

Most men - real men - don’t give a sweet $hit about the size of their appendage. As long as it satisfies THEM.

And, it always does...


9 posted on 12/30/2012 9:20:07 AM PST by Paisan
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To: FLAMING DEATH
Todd Hartley is an idiot.

Exibit 1: "But owning lots of guns or pseudo-machine guns means you have a tiny wiener and you're incredibly self-conscious about it. That's the plain and simple truth, even if it's not true.

10 posted on 12/30/2012 9:24:11 AM PST by Delta 21 (Oh Crap !! Did I say that out loud ??!??)
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To: FLAMING DEATH
Todd Hartley is using what I define as the Obama/Kardashian strategy for achieving celebrity status.

If you have no record and haven't done anything to brag about...try to become famous for simply being famous.

Have a wardrobe malfunction, produce a sex tape, give some teleprompter-perfect speeches, produce a "Gangnam-style" music video...say something sort of outrageous.

11 posted on 12/30/2012 9:24:26 AM PST by RoosterRedux (He will separate the people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats)
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To: cripplecreek; shibumi

I don’t even *have* one.

[Venus envy?]

“I just don’t spend a great deal of time contemplating penises.”

Uh...erm...I...

No comment.

;D


12 posted on 12/30/2012 9:24:37 AM PST by Salamander (I wear my sunglasses at night.)
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To: FLAMING DEATH
Yah,Todd,my fella is itty bitty but if you break into my house in the middle of the night...
13 posted on 12/30/2012 9:30:24 AM PST by Gay State Conservative (When Robbing Peter To Pay Paul,One Can Always Count On Paul's Cooperation)
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To: flintsilver7

This is just the obligatory snark they make when they have no other logical valid point.

“Gun” can substituted by SUV/Harley/tattoo/cigarette/knife/muscle car/whatever else is annoying some whiny ass liberal at any particular moment with equal alacrity.

It’s as boring, hackneyed and cliched as “racist”.

The sad part is that *some* men will actually knee-jerk react to it and give into ‘pressure’.

Others cheerfully wear the ‘offensive label’ with pride.


14 posted on 12/30/2012 9:33:21 AM PST by Salamander (I wear my sunglasses at night.)
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To: KC_Lion

Damn. I do miss my years on Titan II Missile Combat Crew. Those missiles sure were beauties.


15 posted on 12/30/2012 9:34:16 AM PST by OldMissileer
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To: FLAMING DEATH

I will match mine against Todd Hartley any day of the week , and let his wife be the judge.

That is if this pseudo man has a female for a wife. I don’t play that other crap.


16 posted on 12/30/2012 9:35:35 AM PST by Venturer
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To: FLAMING DEATH
If you own multiple guns or feel the need to possess a military-style assault weapon, it's because you have a small penis

This numbnut makes no sense. If I had "multiple guns"?

Once more...

This is my rifle,

This is my gun...

17 posted on 12/30/2012 9:35:56 AM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing)
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To: Salamander
“Gun” can substituted by SUV/Harley/tattoo/cigarette/knife/muscle car/whatever else is annoying some whiny ass liberal at any particular moment with equal alacrity.

A number of FReepers have a similar penis-size obsession about pit bull owners.

18 posted on 12/30/2012 9:37:08 AM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: dagogo redux

“To those of you out there who, like me, have had enough of all the shooting and killing in this country, I encourage you to spread the rumor that when gun owners talk about their 9 mms, they’re actually referring to their genitalia and not the caliber of their weapons. With any luck, we can stigmatize gun ownership and encourage people to give up their firearms willingly.”

Saul Alinsky rises from the dead.

Okay all you needled-d*ck FReepers, join me in willingly surrendering our guns.

HAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAH!

/sniffle

What a twit.

[my a key is broken]


19 posted on 12/30/2012 9:37:17 AM PST by Salamander (I wear my sunglasses at night.)
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To: FLAMING DEATH

Mr. Hartley seems to have quite the elaborate set of criteria to determine penis size.

The question is, why? Is this preoccupation due to his own sense of inferiority, or is he intrigued for some other reason?


20 posted on 12/30/2012 9:39:17 AM PST by RegulatorCountry
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