said the man with NO penis... prolly 1/2 through his sex change“a standup comedian”
When his stands up, people laugh.
I’m not particularly concerned about the size of my penis and I’m even less concerned about the size of Todd Hartley’s penis.
Unlike Todd Hartley, I just don’t spend a great deal of time contemplating penises.
For someone who is scared to death of people with guns, they sure do like to provoke us.
I notice these turkeys never say anything like this about Muslims.
I have found, over time, Mr. Hartley, that the people who talk about small penises the most are the ones who are actually afflicted with that problem.
Exibit 1: "But owning lots of guns or pseudo-machine guns means you have a tiny wiener and you're incredibly self-conscious about it. That's the plain and simple truth, even if it's not true.
If you have no record and haven't done anything to brag about...try to become famous for simply being famous.
Have a wardrobe malfunction, produce a sex tape, give some teleprompter-perfect speeches, produce a "Gangnam-style" music video...say something sort of outrageous.
I will match mine against Todd Hartley any day of the week , and let his wife be the judge.
That is if this pseudo man has a female for a wife. I don’t play that other crap.
This numbnut makes no sense. If I had "multiple guns"?
Once more...
This is my rifle,
This is my gun...
Mr. Hartley seems to have quite the elaborate set of criteria to determine penis size.
The question is, why? Is this preoccupation due to his own sense of inferiority, or is he intrigued for some other reason?
Well, I just bought a subcompact Glock 26, and Mrs. Yo has a smile on her face...
From this I infer that Mr. Hartley has done thorough research on mens genitalia. I’m guessing it was a labor of love for him.
It’s not the size of the weapon, it’s the skill with which you use it.
said the man with NO penis... prolly 1/2 through his sex change Sigmund Freud: "A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." General Introduction to Psychoanalysis. (1920)
THAT’S why I see all the women at the range toting 50 caliber rifles these days!!! They have NO penis!
So the article writer is a fa**ot focused on d**k. They may have asked him for an editorial contribution on the subject of guns, but the gay translator between his ears apparently turns every subject into d**k.
When he sat down to write, the vaseline probably made him slide right off his chair. “Aspen Times”. Why am I not surprised.
Liberals are increasingly using “small penis” insults against those who do things they dislike, like drive big trucks and SUVs, own large homes, and now own guns.
Responding in kind achieves nothing, because they do not mind others lowering themselves to their level. So the best response might be to respond peripherally, like asking them if they support gay marriage. When they say, “yes”, just respond that yes, you thought they would.
Jumping straight to the Alinsky rule of mocking the opposition.
No problem, Todd. Come after my rights, and we’ll see which “tool” I use to take you down,
Do you find you spend a lot of time thinking about penises, Todd?