~THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD~

[ArGee]

How many rockers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to hold the bulb, 4 to drink until the room is spinning.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

A lead guitarist has having a lot of trouble finding work as a guitar player, so he answered an ad from a band looking for a bassist. After he’s met with the band, they tell him: “You know, we really like you, but we also know that as a lead guitarist you won’t be happy playing bass. So, here’s the deal. We’ll give you the gig, but only if you have half your brain removed.”

The guitarist thought this was a bit extreme, but it was a really good gig so he agreed.

After he came out of the anesthesia, the doctor says to him, “Well, I have good news and bad news.”

“Okay, give me the good news first,” the now-former guitarist says.

“Well,” says the doc, “your surgery went very well. You should be fully recovered in a week to a week and a half.”

“And the bad news?”

“We found a tumor while we were operating, so we had to remove two thirds of your brain,” the doc says.

“Okay, whatever,” replies the guy. “Got any sticks?”

[Lucky9teen]

It’s clarinet you don’t understand what you are Saenghwang.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Why do bagpipers walk while they play?
It’s harder to hit a moving target.

[ArGee]

Q: How many people with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Oh, look, paper clips!!!

[ArGee]

I think you are using clarinet as a vague euphonium for a piece of the male anatomy.

[ArGee]

A lead singer, a bass player, and a keyboard player walk into a pub. The bartender says, “What can I get you, Sir Paul?”

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

I think that “group” also included a guitarist, a drummer, and a composer. :)

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[Lucky9teen]

Wouldn’t that be bagpipes?

[BenLurkin]

[absolootezer0]

I like to goto Walmart and stand in line behind couples with babies and fart..
Then watch them check their babies diaper.

[ArGee]

NYC has allowed in at least K-Mart, Target, and Home Depot. They it refuses to allow a Wal-Mart. I used to wonder why.

Now I think I know.

NYC's famed entertainment venues couldn't stand the competition.

[fredhead]

“how the rest of the country is being Californicated...”

Thanks a lot. Now I’ll have the song spinning around in my head the rest of the day.....

Dream of Californication.......Dream of Californation......

[fredhead]

stoopid fingers cant spel, ether.....

[llevrok]

Mrs Pelosi's staff releases accurate but Photoshopped photo of her

[kosciusko51]

AHHHH!!!!