Posted on 01/15/2013 7:31:07 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
The Food Stamp President has chosen to establish the Department of Corruption as a cabinet department. Eric "the Corrupt" Holder will be nominated as the Secretary next week. There have been numerous complaints that his administration has lacked transparency. To address this complaint, he has decided to centralize all corruption in one department. If you want a sub-prime loan for a failing solar energy company, you can go to a single department for a one step process and single payoff. This cuts out the Departments of Energy, Commerce, Treasury and Justice and results in a streamlined efficient process with only a single bribe. If you want to run a few guns, this is the department to go to. They have experienced expediters with experience in US/Mexico, US/Libya, and with other countries and organizations. When having guns counts to rule, count on our department, the department without rules. The department is an equal opportunity employer but gives preference to former unemployed FEMA, TSA, BATF, DOJ, EPA, DNC, and other alphabet agencies.
Well you can’t deny that he needs somebody to coordinate all the corruption going on in the White House.
Why does he need a Secretary of Corruption? He already has hundreds of corruption czars running around all over the place up there. ;)
Finally a job the POS could handle.
“To address this complaint, he has decided to centralize all corruption in one department.”
It will quickly become the biggest department.
I would have thought a Corruption Czar. ;’) Thanks RetiredTexasVet.
he already has that job and he has failed....
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