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Man allegedly steals $1,500 in adult toys from Chehalis [WA] sex shop
KOMO News ^ | 2/12/13 | Michael Harthorne

Posted on 02/12/2013 6:21:38 PM PST by Slings and Arrows

CHEHALIS, Wash. -- Perhaps too ashamed to to come in during regular business hours, a masked man allegedly broke into a Chehalis adult gift shop last week, making off with more than $1,500 in sex toys.

Surveillance footage shows the man attempting to ram his Ford Ranger pickup truck through the front of the store in the 800 block of West Main Street shortly before 7:30 a.m. Feb. 7.

That plan failed, and the man ended up simply breaking a window to get into the shop, according to the Chehalis Police Department.

He proceeded to steal a sack full of sex toys before escaping, according to police.

Officers responded to the shop's alarm but were unable to find the man.


TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: napl; washington; washingtonstate
SFW picture at source.
1 posted on 02/12/2013 6:21:51 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Rockstar Games could make a game about this: Grand Theft D***o

[Thanks to Stoat for the link!]


2 posted on 02/12/2013 6:24:03 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Police are looking for a hardened criminal.


3 posted on 02/12/2013 6:24:08 PM PST by generally (Don't be stupid. We have politicians for that.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Sticky fingers...


4 posted on 02/12/2013 6:26:00 PM PST by null and void (Gun confiscation enables tyranny. Don't enable tyranny.)
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To: generally

He's getting away!

5 posted on 02/12/2013 6:27:03 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: generally
Police are looking for a hardened criminal.

LOL! Oh goodness you are fast. Wam, bam!

6 posted on 02/12/2013 6:27:15 PM PST by beaversmom
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To: generally

Police were able to locate the suspect after following a K-Y jelly trail to his hideout.


7 posted on 02/12/2013 6:28:21 PM PST by Delta Dawn (at)
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To: Slings and Arrows; a fool in paradise

There is apparently a black market on adult toys. Who knew?


8 posted on 02/12/2013 6:29:33 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I don’t condome such robberies!


9 posted on 02/12/2013 6:30:58 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Police are staking out the area's bicycle shops.


10 posted on 02/12/2013 6:33:25 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: null and void; Slings and Arrows; beaversmom; Revolting cat!
Officers responded to the shop's alarm but were unable to find the man.

Should be EASY to find.


11 posted on 02/12/2013 6:35:24 PM PST by bigheadfred
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To: Slings and Arrows

If they catch him he is really screwed.


12 posted on 02/12/2013 6:52:17 PM PST by TonyM
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To: Slings and Arrows

well if he only stole $1500 bucks worth the shop owner can be relieved he didn’t get to any of the really good stuff.


13 posted on 02/12/2013 7:12:51 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
...making off with more than $1,500 in sex toys.


14 posted on 02/12/2013 7:29:07 PM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: beaversmom

You mean him making the post? or....fast at what!


15 posted on 02/12/2013 7:39:52 PM PST by SgtHooper (The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Q: How on earth would they torture a confession out of a BDSM masochist?


16 posted on 02/12/2013 7:44:23 PM PST by Chad N. Freud (FR is the modern equivalent of the Committees of Correspondence. Let other analogies arise.)
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To: SgtHooper
You mean him making the post? or....fast at what!

LOL! I'm gonna let you decide on that one!

17 posted on 02/12/2013 7:50:39 PM PST by beaversmom
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To: Secret Agent Man

I’d hate to think of what’s in a sex shop’s bargain bin.


18 posted on 02/12/2013 7:54:21 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Chad N. Freud

A: Threaten to treat him nice.


19 posted on 02/12/2013 7:55:48 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: Chad N. Freud

A sadist took a masochist up to his room.

Masochist: “Are you going to beat me?”

Sadist: “No.”


20 posted on 02/12/2013 8:23:33 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
I’d hate to think of what’s in a sex shop’s bargain bin.

Pretty to Look At
Pretty to hold.
If you use it
It's marked sold.

21 posted on 02/12/2013 8:29:38 PM PST by llevrok (Unlike Obama, at least Nero could play a fiddle.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“I’d hate to think of what’s in a sex shop’s bargain bin.”

Hillary masks.


22 posted on 02/12/2013 8:50:30 PM PST by Chad N. Freud (FR is the modern equivalent of the Committees of Correspondence. Let other analogies arise.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“I’d hate to think of what’s in a sex shop’s bargain bin.”

1950s Playboys, marked Hef off.


23 posted on 02/12/2013 8:52:00 PM PST by Chad N. Freud (FR is the modern equivalent of the Committees of Correspondence. Let other analogies arise.)
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To: Chad N. Freud

‘Returns’


24 posted on 02/12/2013 8:53:18 PM PST by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Another tale of cops ‘n’ rubbers.


25 posted on 02/12/2013 8:55:25 PM PST by Chad N. Freud (FR is the modern equivalent of the Committees of Correspondence. Let other analogies arise.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
"I’d hate to think of what’s in a sex shop’s bargain bin."

That's not half as disturbing as what you might find in the returned merchandise...

26 posted on 02/12/2013 8:59:12 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: generally
"Police are looking for a hardened criminal."

No matter what they charge him with, I'm guessing he'll get off...

27 posted on 02/12/2013 9:00:20 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“Surveillance footage shows the man attempting to ram his Ford Ranger pickup truck through the front of the store”

... and police are on the lookout for an erotic operator.


28 posted on 02/12/2013 9:00:58 PM PST by Chad N. Freud (FR is the modern equivalent of the Committees of Correspondence. Let other analogies arise.)
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To: Chad N. Freud

OK, that’s worth a rim...shot.


29 posted on 02/12/2013 9:57:49 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

I hope like h*ll that all sales are final.


30 posted on 02/12/2013 9:58:53 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Grand Theft Autoerotic


31 posted on 02/12/2013 11:54:32 PM PST by muir_redwoods (Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Valentine’s Day gifts for his girlfriends???


32 posted on 02/13/2013 12:03:01 AM PST by Bob
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To: muir_redwoods

*applause*


33 posted on 02/13/2013 12:14:02 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Bob

“Girlfriends?”


34 posted on 02/13/2013 12:15:46 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Did he get any ...

They're hard to find. :(

35 posted on 02/13/2013 12:30:46 AM PST by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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To: Chad N. Freud
Q: How on earth would they torture a confession out of a BDSM masochist?

LOL. I was thinking there's a "partner" out there tied to bed and the guy forgot the one thing he/she wanted and so took the shotgun approach and grabbed it all.

36 posted on 02/13/2013 3:24:43 AM PST by raybbr (People who still support Obama are either a Marxist or a moron.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Ok, humor me, someone. I’m not going to any other website, but WHAT would run up to $1,500 in value from one of these place?!?


37 posted on 02/13/2013 3:46:56 AM PST by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: Slings and Arrows
ram his Ford Ranger pickup truck through the front of the store in

Let's pretend the guy gets away with the toys, what's it going to cost him to repair the front end of his truck?

38 posted on 02/13/2013 3:56:24 AM PST by Hot Tabasco (Jab her with a harpoon or just throw her from the train......)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Note to the perp, “When you just can't wait until your favorite sex shop opens for business, Time to cut down your Viagra dosage.
39 posted on 02/13/2013 4:32:07 AM PST by SledgeCS (Democrat/Liberal/Progressive/Socialist = Gun Control Nazi)
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To: Slings and Arrows; All
Thank you very much for posting, and for your gracious mention  :-)

 

Surveillance footage shows the man attempting to ram his Ford Ranger pickup truck through the front of the store

He was doing it wrong.

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXh1tW16V-8

40 posted on 02/13/2013 6:11:58 AM PST by Stoat (If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
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To: Caipirabob

Actually at the prices such a place charges, that isn’t really very much.

(not that I know that from experience, just saying...)

:D


41 posted on 02/13/2013 6:17:01 AM PST by Cringing Negativism Network
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To: Stoat

I’m sure he knows how to stroke.


42 posted on 02/13/2013 7:08:49 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Hot Tabasco
Let's pretend the guy gets away with the toys, what's it going to cost him to repair the front end of his truck?

Just toss a Viagra in the gas tank and that'll straighten right out.

43 posted on 02/13/2013 7:14:25 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: bigheadfred

And when they find him and lay siege to his fortress, it will be a very unusual “suicide by cop”.


44 posted on 02/17/2013 6:33:01 AM PST by tdscpa
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