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Woman mauled to death by lion as she made love to boyfriend in Zimbabwe
TelegraphUK ^
| 12:35PM GMT 06 Mar 2013
| By Emily Miller
Posted on 03/06/2013 5:35:45 PM PST by BenLurkin
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To: ansel12
yeah, not really funny at all.
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posted on
03/06/2013 6:13:28 PM PST
by
Secret Agent Man
(I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
To: Wings-n-Wind
Thank you - I was struggling over how to introduce that term without getting myself banned ;-)
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posted on
03/06/2013 6:16:04 PM PST
by
bigbob
To: BenLurkin
Did he have his Asagai with him? You should always take your Asagai with you when you go into the bush.
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posted on
03/06/2013 6:27:15 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: BenLurkin
So with that on his resume does that mean he will lose his standing at Match.com and his consideration for Bachelor.
To: BenLurkin
Very sad. Very tragic. With all due apologies to the victims and families...
But if you go lovemaking in the wilds of Africa, just remember that Don Henley and Glenn Frey were wrong: you CAN hide those lion eyes.
To: BenLurkin
Apparently the Lion enjoys Oral Sex.
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posted on
03/06/2013 6:43:27 PM PST
by
Kickass Conservative
(A Republican freed the Slaves and a Democrat murdered Martin Luther King.)
To: BenLurkin
ELLEN: Sparky, wild animal!
CLARK: I know.
ELLEN: No, wild animal.
CLARK: I’m gonna’ go for it, honey!
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posted on
03/06/2013 6:48:21 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: BenLurkin
“In the jungle,
The quiet jungle,
The lion sleeps....”
Uh, never mind.
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posted on
03/06/2013 6:51:10 PM PST
by
neversweat
(40 years and I still miss it!)
To: dfwgator
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posted on
03/06/2013 6:52:14 PM PST
by
TADSLOS
(The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
To: BenLurkin
Soon 0 and the dims will come out and claim that the lion was a Republican and the attack is part of the war on women.
On a related note a Colorado state rep claims that women being attack by lions can’t be trusted with a gun
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posted on
03/06/2013 6:57:04 PM PST
by
fungoking
(Tis a pleasure to live in the Ozarks)
To: a fool in paradise
To: a fool in paradise
Ubangi?!Bangi?! I hardly even knew 'ee!
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posted on
03/06/2013 7:48:40 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: BenLurkin; martin_fierro; Perdogg
Thanks BenLurkin.
the predator attacked the couple at a secluded spot in the bush
Another case of Bush's fault.
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posted on
03/07/2013 4:54:25 PM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(Romney would have been worse, if you're a dumb ass.)
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