Posted on 03/06/2013 5:35:45 PM PST by BenLurkin
Sharai Mawera died on Tuesday after the lion pounced as she enjoyed a romantic al fresco moment with her unnamed partner.
The My Zimbabwe news website reported that the predator attacked the couple at a secluded spot in the bush near the northern town of Kariba.
Ms Mawera's boyfriend, who has not been identified, is believed to have jumped up and fled in the nude when the lion lunged forward.
A source told the newspaper the young woman died at the scene.
He said: "Unfortunately the woman was mauled to death by the lion, but her boyfriend managed to escape naked."
(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...
yeah, not really funny at all.
Thank you - I was struggling over how to introduce that term without getting myself banned ;-)
Did he have his Asagai with him? You should always take your Asagai with you when you go into the bush.
So with that on his resume does that mean he will lose his standing at Match.com and his consideration for Bachelor.
Very sad. Very tragic. With all due apologies to the victims and families...
But if you go lovemaking in the wilds of Africa, just remember that Don Henley and Glenn Frey were wrong: you CAN hide those lion eyes.
Apparently the Lion enjoys Oral Sex.
ELLEN: Sparky, wild animal!
CLARK: I know.
ELLEN: No, wild animal.
CLARK: I’m gonna’ go for it, honey!
“In the jungle,
The quiet jungle,
The lion sleeps....”
Uh, never mind.
LOL!
Soon 0 and the dims will come out and claim that the lion was a Republican and the attack is part of the war on women.
On a related note a Colorado state rep claims that women being attack by lions can’t be trusted with a gun
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Bangi?! I hardly even knew 'ee!
the predator attacked the couple at a secluded spot in the bushAnother case of Bush's fault.
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