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Obama Alive & Well, White House Says, Chavez Dead
http://scrappleface.com ^ | 3/6/13 | Scott Ott

Posted on 03/07/2013 8:23:04 AM PST by Lucky9teen

The White House, in an effort tamp down viral rumors, took the unusual step of releasing a statement that President Barack Obama is “alive and well.”

The terse statement comes in response to internet rumors that a charismatic, eloquent, leader who swept to power promising to take money from the petroleum industry to fund entitlement programs, had died. The White House clarified that it was, in fact, Venezuela’s socialist President Hugo Chavez who passed away after a long battle with cancer.

“Some people just skim the news, or hear a snippet as they walk by the TV,” said White House spokesman Jay Carney. “Anyone out there can make a mistake — it gets on Twitter, and all the sudden I’ve got 270,000 condolences in my inbox.”


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: chavez; obama; satire

1 posted on 03/07/2013 8:23:06 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

LOL I love scrappleface.


2 posted on 03/07/2013 8:26:31 AM PST by Rusty0604
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To: Lucky9teen

It would not be any problem for Obama to produce a Venezuela birth certificate and run for President there in 2016.


3 posted on 03/07/2013 8:29:56 AM PST by TexasCajun
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To: Lucky9teen

Shoot!

Bad news for us!


4 posted on 03/07/2013 8:31:08 AM PST by Howie66 (Molon Labe, Traitors!)
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To: Lucky9teen

But what about Generalissimo Francisco Franco???


5 posted on 03/07/2013 8:31:54 AM PST by gov_bean_ counter (Hope and Change has become Attack and Obfuscate.)
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To: Lucky9teen
took the unusual step of releasing a statement that President Barack Obama is “alive and well.”

OH Thank God.

Can you imagine the Drama Queen Media Whore HELL that we would have to suffer through if had been Obama ?

6 posted on 03/07/2013 8:37:08 AM PST by UCANSEE2 (The monsters are due on Maple Street)
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To: gov_bean_ counter
But what about Generalissimo Francisco Franco???

He's still dead

7 posted on 03/07/2013 8:37:22 AM PST by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: Lucky9teen

Yay! Scrappleface! Always good for about 20 outraged first line only responses.


8 posted on 03/07/2013 8:38:29 AM PST by Dahoser (Separation of church and state? No, we need separation of media and state.)
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To: Lucky9teen

In the same sense, every time I hear that someone with terrorist connections has been apprehended, I think “that’s a mixed blessing if it means Biden is president now”. But I’m ignoring the general trend that terrorism, like socialism or communism, should not be seen as something “wrong”, since there are no victims. None that get reported, anyway.


9 posted on 03/07/2013 8:41:57 AM PST by Telepathic Intruder (The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
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To: Puppage; gov_bean_ counter; Lucky9teen
"But what about Generalissimo Francisco Franco???"

"He's still dead."

But many people in Spain still hold out hope that he will recover."
10 posted on 03/07/2013 8:50:50 AM PST by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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To: Lucky9teen
unusual step of releasing a statement that President Barack Obama is “alive and well.”

Darn...thou, I wouldn't want a President Biden.

11 posted on 03/07/2013 8:58:36 AM PST by ExCTCitizen (More Republicans stayed home then the margin of victory of O's Win...)
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To: Kartographer

LOL!!!


12 posted on 03/07/2013 9:00:56 AM PST by gov_bean_ counter (Hope and Change has become Attack and Obfuscate.)
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To: Lucky9teen

The American Lenin is alive and well.
The Venezuelan Stalin is dead and in hell.


13 posted on 03/07/2013 10:24:13 AM PST by MIchaelTArchangel (Have a wonderful day!)
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