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Eastlake police: Drunken man cursed at bags of tobacco, then confessed love to urinal [w/vid]
Newsnet 5 ^ | 03/03/2013 | Tina Kaufmann

Posted on 03/08/2013 11:58:25 PM PST by Slings and Arrows

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To: shibumi

I’ve had worse conversations.


21 posted on 03/09/2013 10:37:01 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: SunkenCiv

“... was so drunk he not only was talking to tobacco bags and swearing at them, he also confessed his love to a urinal.”

Been there. Done that.


22 posted on 03/09/2013 11:23:17 AM PST by Grimmy (equivocation is but the first step along the road to capitulation)
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To: Grimmy

Hey, if he’d been confessing his love to tobacco bags and talking to a urinal... wait, he *was* talking to the urinal..


23 posted on 03/09/2013 1:28:58 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Romney would have been worse, if you're a dumb ass.)
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To: Grimmy

Back in the day, I called it, “Praying to the Porcelain God.”


24 posted on 03/09/2013 1:32:22 PM PST by dfwgator
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