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Eastlake police: Drunken man cursed at bags of tobacco, then confessed love to urinal [w/vid]
Newsnet 5 ^ | 03/03/2013 | Tina Kaufmann

Posted on 03/08/2013 11:58:25 PM PST by Slings and Arrows

EASTLAKE, Ohio - Eastlake police officers arrested a man who they say was so drunk he not only was talking to tobacco bags and swearing at them, he also confessed his love to a urinal.

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According to police, it appeared the man was trying to have a conversation with a bottle of vodka and with a customer who was standing in line. Officers said the man's speech was slurred, "his thoughts were confused and random and the conversation that he tried to convey between the bottle of vodka and the customer made no sense and was unintelligible."

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TOPICS: Local News; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: napl; ohio; randpaulsbatfhead; vodka
When vodka talks, people listen.
1 posted on 03/08/2013 11:58:26 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
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2 posted on 03/08/2013 11:59:29 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

How can we deny this man’s right to love, propose to and marry a urinal ?


3 posted on 03/09/2013 12:04:21 AM PST by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: fieldmarshaldj
How can we deny this man’s right to love, propose to and marry a urinal ?

Pretty much the theory behind gay "marriage."

4 posted on 03/09/2013 12:05:42 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

yep, same old stuff


5 posted on 03/09/2013 12:11:08 AM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Slings and Arrows

What was Chris Matthews doing in Ohio?


6 posted on 03/09/2013 12:39:16 AM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (I'll raise $2million for Sarah Palin's presidential run. What'll you do?)
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7 posted on 03/09/2013 12:44:40 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Slings and Arrows


8 posted on 03/09/2013 12:47:19 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
What was Chris Matthews doing in Ohio?

That's between him and the tingle down his leg.

9 posted on 03/09/2013 1:18:16 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: shibumi

10 posted on 03/09/2013 1:21:14 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
1972
Vevay. Indiana Wine Festival
3 guys from Ohio drive over to the Wine Festival
1 guys is 'arrested' and spends a night in jail for "Yelling at a wall."
Released the next morning with no charges and much humor.
Wall had no comment on the verbal abuse hurled at it.

True story.....no, it was not me. I was one of the 'other' persons.
11 posted on 03/09/2013 1:24:58 AM PST by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus sum -- "The Taliban is inside the building")
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To: shibumi

there is no backtalk! no hand to the face!

inanimate objects rock!


12 posted on 03/09/2013 1:26:29 AM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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13 posted on 03/09/2013 1:38:16 AM PST by Las Vegas Dave
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To: Slings and Arrows

Didn’t Bill Cosby do a routine were he thanked the toilet bowl for being so cool against his skin on the morning after?


14 posted on 03/09/2013 3:39:00 AM PST by mrs. a (It's a short life but a merry one...)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Officers said the man’s speech was slurred, “his thoughts were confused and random and the conversation that he tried to convey between the bottle of vodka and the customer made no sense and was unintelligible.”
..........................................................

That pretty much describes John McCain.


15 posted on 03/09/2013 3:54:38 AM PST by Venturer
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Drunken man cursed at bags of tobacco, then confessed love to urinal

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16 posted on 03/09/2013 5:19:27 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!

When you gotta go, you will love a clean facility.


17 posted on 03/09/2013 6:02:10 AM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Slings and Arrows

If loving a urinal is wrong, I don’t want to be right.


18 posted on 03/09/2013 6:03:58 AM PST by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; ColdOne; Convert from ECUSA; ...

Thanks Slings and Arrows.
Officers said the man's speech was slurred, "his thoughts were confused and random and the conversation that he tried to convey between the bottle of vodka and the customer made no sense and was unintelligible."
The tough part was distinguishing the perp from four others in the same line. Oh!


19 posted on 03/09/2013 7:59:19 AM PST by SunkenCiv (Romney would have been worse, if you're a dumb ass.)
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To: Venturer

Dear G-d, it does.


20 posted on 03/09/2013 10:35:23 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: shibumi

I’ve had worse conversations.


21 posted on 03/09/2013 10:37:01 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: SunkenCiv

“... was so drunk he not only was talking to tobacco bags and swearing at them, he also confessed his love to a urinal.”

Been there. Done that.


22 posted on 03/09/2013 11:23:17 AM PST by Grimmy (equivocation is but the first step along the road to capitulation)
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To: Grimmy

Hey, if he’d been confessing his love to tobacco bags and talking to a urinal... wait, he *was* talking to the urinal..


23 posted on 03/09/2013 1:28:58 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Romney would have been worse, if you're a dumb ass.)
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To: Grimmy

Back in the day, I called it, “Praying to the Porcelain God.”


24 posted on 03/09/2013 1:32:22 PM PST by dfwgator
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