Eastlake police: Drunken man cursed at bags of tobacco, then confessed love to urinal [w/vid]

Newsnet 5 ^ | 03/03/2013 | Tina Kaufmann

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EASTLAKE, Ohio - Eastlake police officers arrested a man who they say was so drunk he not only was talking to tobacco bags and swearing at them, he also confessed his love to a urinal.

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According to police, it appeared the man was trying to have a conversation with a bottle of vodka and with a customer who was standing in line. Officers said the man's speech was slurred, "his thoughts were confused and random and the conversation that he tried to convey between the bottle of vodka and the customer made no sense and was unintelligible."

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When vodka talks, people listen.

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[fieldmarshaldj]

How can we deny this man’s right to love, propose to and marry a urinal ?

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How can we deny this man’s right to love, propose to and marry a urinal ?

Pretty much the theory behind gay "marriage."

[GeronL]

yep, same old stuff

[2ndDivisionVet]

What was Chris Matthews doing in Ohio?

[shibumi]

[shibumi]

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What was Chris Matthews doing in Ohio?

That's between him and the tingle down his leg.

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[Tainan]

1972
Vevay. Indiana Wine Festival
3 guys from Ohio drive over to the Wine Festival
1 guys is 'arrested' and spends a night in jail for "Yelling at a wall."
Released the next morning with no charges and much humor.
Wall had no comment on the verbal abuse hurled at it.

True story.....no, it was not me. I was one of the 'other' persons.

[GeronL]

there is no backtalk! no hand to the face!

inanimate objects rock!

[Las Vegas Dave]

Ohio Ping!

To be added to the Ohio Ping List, please freepmail,
(the three of us) Flutters, Whenifhow, and LasVegasDave.

[mrs. a]

Didn’t Bill Cosby do a routine were he thanked the toilet bowl for being so cool against his skin on the morning after?

[Venturer]

Officers said the man’s speech was slurred, “his thoughts were confused and random and the conversation that he tried to convey between the bottle of vodka and the customer made no sense and was unintelligible.”
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That pretty much describes John McCain.

[martin_fierro]

Drunken man cursed at bags of tobacco, then confessed love to urinal

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Oh, like you haven't.

[a fool in paradise]

When you gotta go, you will love a clean facility.

[AppyPappy]

If loving a urinal is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

[SunkenCiv]

Thanks Slings and Arrows.

Officers said the man's speech was slurred, "his thoughts were confused and random and the conversation that he tried to convey between the bottle of vodka and the customer made no sense and was unintelligible."

The tough part was distinguishing the perp from four others in the same line. Oh!

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Dear G-d, it does.