Posted on 03/09/2013 9:18:48 AM PST by traumer
Doctors told Justin Bieber he will have to wear a gas mask for the rest of his life.
It’s a rare condition, similar to what Michael Jackson had – except it’s much more severe. Justin Bieber can not breathe the air that the rest of the humans on the planet can breathe.
“He needs much better air than we are producing on Earth,” said a source close to Bieber. ”Justin was crushed to learn that he would never be without a gas mask, but he’s accepting it in stride. He thinks he’ll still be able to record – he’ll just have a much deeper voice.”
Bieber is taking it all in stride: “I’m focused on the good things in life. I’m blessed and not forgetting it. I’m giving back every day for it. Can’t phase me.” He added: “I’m a good person. I know that. You can’t tell me different. We know the truth.
“As long as my family, friends, and fans r with me u can say whatever. We are all equal in God’s eyes & we have a responsibility to each other.”
He went on: “I understand it is part of the job to be judged…but judge me on the facts, judge me on the music, and be careful of the judgement u pass.
(Excerpt) Read more at weeklyworldnews.com ...
My, my! My heart goes out to him.
Careful what you say about the bieb. From what I hear he’ll kick you a$$. LOL! Send this useless (except to recording industry) little puke back where he came from. Good satire though.
Your BFF is in the news again!
Good, we won’t have to hear about that rug rodent any more!
WWN ping for later
I think that what has most of his female fans upset is that the condition is so aggravated by testosterone, that he will also have to be castrated.
Something doesn’t seem right here.
to borrow a line from Groucho -
Outside of the improvement, no one will notice the difference.
Why do you think it’s a joke?
OK.
Its him or us.
somebody might want to tell the little puke it works much better with the air filter attached... cause it looks like the Brit style without the filter attached
The Weekly World News was a largely fictional news tabloid published in the United States from 1979 to 2007, renowned for its outlandish cover stories often based on supernatural or paranormal themes and an approach to news that verged on the satirical. Its characteristic black-and-white covers have become pop-culture images widely used in the arts. It continues to exist as a website. [1]
“...judge me on the facts, judge me on the music...”
I have....not impressed....
Question: Is this a "Good Thing?"
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