Skip to comments.No Tinfoil needed
Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun JihadEdited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?
3/15/13 - start date
In before the Zot, troll. Cue Viking Kittehs in 5... 4... 3...
We’ve got a live one here!
Would have US Govt plates if from DHS.
Would have had wide diagonal blue stripe on the side of the white vehicle if DHS.
Wow, joined today to tell us your problems? You voted for your Senator. I’m sure she had something to do with it. In the meantime,keep lookin up.
0/10. Nice touch, lol.
I see you joined FR just today. Welcome, you're obviously full of crap and anyone who reads your nonsense will know it.
Will it be this time??? ... IBTZ!
“No Tinfoil Needed”, OK how about some PARAGRAPHS! Or did you FAIL that part of School.
Gee, sounds like they are on to you. Send me all your guns and ammo and I’ll keep them safe.
If you were a real freeper you would have told them you lost all your guns in the boating accident.
Must be one of Big Sis’s ideas to have someone trolling FR to see who responds. Go away, amateurs.
He doan need no stinkin’ tinfoil, he got kryptonite.
Kinda scary that you got this passed the Mods, Zotbait.
We may have a new home over here....
I call bull. Too many things wrong with this. DHS vehicles would have government plates, the logos aren’t in red, all government agencies use tablets or laptops now, they wouldn’t be lugging around big books, etc, etc.
Either you have some pals of yours punking you or you are a BS artist trying to stir up trouble.
lol Viking kittens.
There’s enough holes in this story to drive a freightliner through. Trolling or seeding is is my guess.
“i just keep saying in my head. WTF?”
Maybe it wasn’t you saying it, maybe it was the “other” voices in your head you freakin MORON.
Got pictures of your Mosin Nagant? What model is it? Is it a semi auto or do you have the full auto kit?
The “Fudds” got far more on the ball that you ever will.
Oh man! This is really scary! You should be scared! I would be scared if I were you!
Not to mention, does your Mosin have a 100 round clip?
What model Mosin is it? Do you have the AR-47-Glock Mosin?
For your UT consideration...
“I told them nah i don’t have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown.”
Ya started ok.. and then lost me right there...
Beware the Ides of ZOT...
Not only was that authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.
Liar Liar pants on fire.
It’s just a liberal idiot posting a prank story trying to get his jollies
I’m sorry but for a cajun.. you sound like a wuss. I’m so scared and WTF? IBTZ.
I thought we already had the OFST today.
Oh well. Kitty is amused.
I'd be interested to see how quickly the federalies leave...or try to get stinky about it.
Same exact thing happened to me!
Right down to the Texas license plates, the DHS lettering—I think it might even have been the same two guys!
I gotta say, this gun & violence & public safety business has been a-weighing on me too, and as they stood there I had a moment of clarity.
They were right! I’ve been wrong! Obama is king!
Hell, I opened my gun safe and the couple of false panels in my shop, and I gave them everything! Every last weapon, every last cartridge and shotshell, all my cleaning supplies-—I even threw in the gun safe!
You can’t imagine the weight off my shoulders. Free at last! Free at last! Now I don’t ever have to worry about accidental discharges, or theft, or about these poor overworked government agents ever having to come to my house again!
I don’t even have to worry about untimely boating mishaps no more!
I used to own some baby killers but someone told me slavery is wrong so I let them go.
Tell me, what made you decide we are all your new, trustworthy friends?
Is this Undead Thread fodder?