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Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad

Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

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To: momtothree

(sigh)

I have to run out, so I’ll miss the festivities....but dang it, I can bookmark!


101 posted on 03/15/2013 12:03:35 PM PDT by CatherineofAragon (Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization)
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To: scott0347

Hiya, stranger!

W00t!


102 posted on 03/15/2013 12:03:41 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: JoeProBono; RedMDer
LOL+
Thanks for the calender, Joe.
LOL
103 posted on 03/15/2013 12:03:58 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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To: null and void

Yes me too. Thanks i guess.


104 posted on 03/15/2013 12:04:35 PM PDT by Cajun Jihad
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To: CatherineofAragon

We, of the Undead Thread, will be in the area for a while...;o]


105 posted on 03/15/2013 12:04:49 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face

Coming up:

In 12 cup drip percolator pot, fill to 6 cup mark with water.
In filter, put 6 heaping scoops of coffee.
Medium roast works best, just make sure it’s a robust blend.
Found a maxwellhouse ‘medium roast’ that was rather anemic.
Put pinch of salt in filter, about as much as it would take to cover the surface of a dime with one even layer.
This keeps the coffee from tasting burned too quickly, it doesn’t age well brewed this way.

Brew, recirculate if need be, usually not.
Add sugar and dairy creamer.
Creamora and coffeemate are not recommended unless you like the heart racing that Ranger Pudding gives.
That, and the nondairy creamer will give you both a headache and a buzz with the coffee.

I usually put about 8 spoons of sugar in this stuff, it ends up being like Russian Kava, thick and sweet with that bitter overtone to it.

Oh, and I am NOT responsible for seeming demonic possession of the coffeepot, or the coffeepot ending up acting as if it has been damaged.


106 posted on 03/15/2013 12:05:21 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Cajun Jihad

They came to my house too. I gave em’ all my guns. Now I don’t have any.


107 posted on 03/15/2013 12:06:26 PM PDT by RedwM
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To: Cajun Jihad

O hai. I was taking a nap, and then this blows up. Thank goodness I wasn’t in the shower, at least.


108 posted on 03/15/2013 12:07:00 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Another Catholic Pope! It must be some kind of conspiracy!" ~Homer_J_Simpson)
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To: Cajun Jihad
Where you really from boy?
Even Cajuns don't get that nutty at full tilt drunk.
Très couillon (Pronounced cooyon)
109 posted on 03/15/2013 12:07:30 PM PDT by The Cajun (Sarah Palin, Mark Levin......Nuff said.)
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To: Cajun Jihad

In case you’re still lurking... I checked our vehicles just to be sure. Both marked and unmarked DHS vehicles have U.S. Government plates with NO state markings on them at all.

Our marked vehicle is white with a huge blue stripe.

Whatever visited you was not DHS.


110 posted on 03/15/2013 12:07:48 PM PDT by SandyInSeattle (2 Corinthians 4:8)
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To: Darksheare

Thank you, kind Suh!


111 posted on 03/15/2013 12:10:52 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Very welcome!
Now keep your wits about you and don’t mix it with a vodka/Jack chaser.


112 posted on 03/15/2013 12:11:26 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: SandyInSeattle

:o]

You are so good at what you do!


113 posted on 03/15/2013 12:13:45 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Darksheare; stephenjohnbanker
and don’t mix it with a vodka/Jack chaser.

Unless you want to take your chance on a vanity post that qualifies for Undead Thread status.

114 posted on 03/15/2013 12:14:18 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Another Catholic Pope! It must be some kind of conspiracy!" ~Homer_J_Simpson)
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To: Monkey Face

:-)

I was bored. Not much going on today, felt like stretching my legs with a little jaunt to the parking garage.


115 posted on 03/15/2013 12:15:34 PM PDT by SandyInSeattle (2 Corinthians 4:8)
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To: Cajun Jihad

Sorry, no officially marked FedGov vehicle runs Texas plates, or any other state, for that matter. They all run GSA plates.


116 posted on 03/15/2013 12:15:53 PM PDT by IYAS9YAS (Rose, there's a Messerschmitt in the kitchen. Clean it up, will ya?)
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To: Cajun Jihad

Holy Carp, it just happened to me too.

It wasn’t exactly the same but it sure was creepy. Pulled up right in front of my house in an official government vehicle, white with a blue stripe. He was even wearing some sort of government uniform.

He had a big stack of paperwork and by the amount of papers in his car, it looks like he was visiting everyone on the block.

He didn’t actually ask about my guns, but you know what he was thinking.

He even left a subtle threat, pizza coupons and an electric bill. I see that as a way for him to show how much they know about me. They know what I eat and that I have electricity going to my house.

What is creepier is, in hindsight, this happens every day except this government worker leaves other subtle threats. One day it is a phone bill. Another day it is a NRA fundraising letter or Bed Bath and Beyond flyer. It is there way of showing they know everything about me. He even left a Netflix video yesterday.

Talk about creepy.


117 posted on 03/15/2013 12:16:31 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: Darksheare
Well it's definitely dead now. IBTZ and IATZ.
118 posted on 03/15/2013 12:17:46 PM PDT by Pan_Yan (I love it when spell check selects every single word in my post.)
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To: mnehring

Yes it does. Lol


119 posted on 03/15/2013 12:19:01 PM PDT by Cajun Jihad
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To: factoryrat

What would you like to know?


120 posted on 03/15/2013 12:19:01 PM PDT by Cajun Jihad
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To: TheOldLady; Cajun Jihad

We need you, TOL. ;-)


121 posted on 03/15/2013 12:24:07 PM PDT by jazusamo ("Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent." -- Adam Smith)
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To: Cajun Jihad

How did you do that? Your account shows suspended.

You really ARE Undead!


122 posted on 03/15/2013 12:28:47 PM PDT by SandyInSeattle (2 Corinthians 4:8)
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To: Cajun Jihad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO9ZY5V461c


123 posted on 03/15/2013 12:31:03 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: SandyInSeattle; Monkey Face; Anoreth; ColdOne; fanfan; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Darksheare; ...

124 posted on 03/15/2013 12:31:16 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Another Catholic Pope! It must be some kind of conspiracy!" ~Homer_J_Simpson)
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To: Pan_Yan

125 posted on 03/15/2013 12:32:34 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
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To: Cajun Jihad

He go BOOOM!


126 posted on 03/15/2013 12:33:00 PM PDT by McGruff (You are either with us or you are with the RINOs.)
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To: SandyInSeattle
How did you do that? Your account shows suspended.

If posting while banned is now an option I want to know how to sign up.

127 posted on 03/15/2013 12:34:44 PM PDT by Pan_Yan (I love it when spell check selects every single word in my post.)
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To: Darksheare

So. We now have video proof of what you do to appliances. Sad, Darks. Really sad. ;o]


128 posted on 03/15/2013 12:34:45 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!


129 posted on 03/15/2013 12:35:54 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker
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To: Cajun Jihad
Cajun Jihad


130 posted on 03/15/2013 12:36:26 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (A pen in the hand of 0 bummer more dangerous than a gun in the hands of 200 million citizens.)
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To: Darksheare

Bypassing the Door interlock with the power of your Coffee!
Wow, seriously impressive.


131 posted on 03/15/2013 12:36:58 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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To: moose07; JoeProBono

Johnson lives on!


132 posted on 03/15/2013 12:37:46 PM PDT by RedMDer (Support Free Republic)
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To: Monkey Face

Nice tag line.


133 posted on 03/15/2013 12:39:25 PM PDT by SandyInSeattle (The Cardinals chose wisely.)
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To: factoryrat
drive a freightliner through.

Freightliner not needed. Still parked in the drive across the road...

134 posted on 03/15/2013 12:50:14 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: SandyInSeattle

Thanks! I agree with Ben!


135 posted on 03/15/2013 12:55:50 PM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: mnehring

Had the same thing happen here. Weird though, left me the last set of test results from my urologist (I’m fine thanks) and the latest Dillon catalog.

But the subtle threat was there.


136 posted on 03/15/2013 1:01:28 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (I will not comply.)
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To: moose07; Monkey Face

It was either the washer or me.
And with a sondtrack like that, who could resist?
/ bad joke.


137 posted on 03/15/2013 1:02:01 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Tax-chick; stephenjohnbanker

There’s always that..


138 posted on 03/15/2013 1:02:37 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Pan_Yan

Thread is truly undead now.


139 posted on 03/15/2013 1:03:54 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: moose07

How many orangesmoke pictures do you have? That’s not the one you used last time ;-)


140 posted on 03/15/2013 1:06:28 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Cajun Jihad; TheOldLady
Viking Kitty - Pusheen photo tumblr_lyp9g5HfuV1rnnbezo1_400.gif
141 posted on 03/15/2013 1:06:40 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Darksheare
it started talking AFTER the Undead Thread announcement was made.

Umm... then it would be a zombie. How Undead...

142 posted on 03/15/2013 1:07:53 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

If you have a look on Google images, you will see that the supply of Orange smoke images is satisfyingly large.
One can never have enough orange smoke. :)


143 posted on 03/15/2013 1:09:32 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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To: NoCmpromiz

It’s like this thread was just asking for it.


144 posted on 03/15/2013 1:11:21 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Cajun Jihad; jazusamo; humblegunner; darkwing104; 50mm; Arrowhead1952; LUV W; Eaker; Old Sarge; ...

So long, Cajun Jihad (Posting History)
Hat Tip to Jazusamo and awesome Admin Moderator
Obvious leftist, trolling for crazy Conservative reactions, trips over a bolt from the blue, gets quick fried to a cinder
Oops, a little overdone



We are not idiots, nor are we fools - take your jive elsewhere to troll for quotable quotes





FReepmail TheOldLady to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list.

145 posted on 03/15/2013 1:20:59 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Darksheare; Dead Corpse; ArGee; null and void

A distant speck appeared in the ether and began to grow larger at an alarming rate. As it approached, a howling yell became audible; growing to deafening volume then cut short by a blinding flash of blue-white light, and an earth-rattling impact.

“....eeeeeeaaaaaaAAAAHHHHHH!!!”

[**FOOMPH**]

Silence reigned supreme as a thick cloud of dust slowly wafted away on the light breeze. The clearing cloud left behind a lone figure lying motionless on the ground. All of the loose surface soil had been blasted away in radial lines extending outward from the corpse to a distance of some ten or twelve feet.

A minute passed. Then two more. A brief gust of wind sent a small tumbleweed dancing over the body. Ever so slightly, a finger twitched. The dead man coughed, grimaced, and drew a long, slow, excruciating breath allowing it to escape, again, with a pain-riddled, “uuunnngggghhh.”

The not-dead man did not stir, again, for a very long time, as he seemed to be calling his own soul back from the distant reaches of deep space; perhaps even farther. At last, he rolled onto his back, and opened his eyes to the clear blue noonday sky.

“Beware the Ides of March,” he intoned dryly. “And I thought you only meant Caesar.”


146 posted on 03/15/2013 1:21:20 PM PDT by HKMk23 (Cultures succumb not to ideas, but to superior cultures. Invoke the "Super Culture." Matt. 9:38)
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To: Darksheare; moose07; Monkey Face
It was either the washer or me.

Are you sure you're not upset that you had to do a load of laundry today? Isn't lubing the washer with your coffee a bit extreme?

147 posted on 03/15/2013 1:21:45 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Las Vegas Ron

Yeah! Thanks for the IBTZ. I so rarely get them.


148 posted on 03/15/2013 1:24:22 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

My pleasure ;-)


149 posted on 03/15/2013 1:25:47 PM PDT by Las Vegas Ron (Medicine is the keystone in the arch of socialism)
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To: NoCmpromiz; Darksheare
The Washer had been caught, allegedly, conspiring with other kitchen appliances to instigate a household coup d'etat.!
150 posted on 03/15/2013 1:29:16 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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