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Maybe this belongs in the Smokey Backroom.
1 posted on 03/16/2013 11:38:03 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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"So, Officer, what was your probable cause for stopping me?"


2 posted on 03/16/2013 11:39:10 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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Christine?


3 posted on 03/16/2013 11:41:44 PM PDT by Vince Ferrer
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Police stop car driving while on fire

First gun control and now this. Just take away all of my fun!

4 posted on 03/16/2013 11:45:05 PM PDT by TigersEye (The irresponsible should not be leading the responsible.)
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Pee-poor headline once again.

Why were the cops on fire while they were driving?

8 posted on 03/16/2013 11:52:50 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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Just another day in MB.


10 posted on 03/16/2013 11:57:50 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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“The car was making this awful noise — I had to keep turning the radio up!”


14 posted on 03/17/2013 12:10:44 AM PDT by meadsjn
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Great headline. You can’t tell if it’s the policeman or the guy who got stopped who was burning up.


15 posted on 03/17/2013 12:26:52 AM PDT by ModelBreaker
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DWOF?


17 posted on 03/17/2013 12:45:22 AM PDT by Jeff Winston
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He might have been headed to Nevada for the annual Burning Man event.


24 posted on 03/17/2013 3:42:01 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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“Hold m’ beer and watch this...”


25 posted on 03/17/2013 4:18:36 AM PDT by exnavy (Fish or cut bait ...Got ammo, Godspeed!)
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I had an engine fire once in my Mercury Grand Marquis while driving in a strip mall parking lot early in the morning. Nothing was open where I could purchase a fire extinguisher. Left helpless, the little fire became a big fire.

You have never seen people rush so quickly to move their parked cars!

I emptied the trunk, retrieving everything of value (forgetting the CDs in the cabin).

First there was mostly smoke, until the fire made it to the passenger compartment, but the REAL fun came when the glass broke. The sudden rush of air made the fire shoot maybe 30 feet high. It was somewhat surreal. It would have been only interesting if it weren’t my car. But I wasn’t crushed by the experience, as my once white Mercury turned charcoal grey.

You see, the car had a great body, but in the short time I had owned it, I had to replace transmission, brakes, and other stuff to the tune of $2K. It STILL ran like crap. Then I was told the engine would need a $2K overhaul. I had been deciding whether I would throw good money after bad. On one level, it was nice that the decision was made for me.


26 posted on 03/17/2013 4:29:28 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana (HRC:"Sometimes she looks like a primary schoolgirl and sometimes a pensioner going shopping,"-NKorea)
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Police stop car driving while on fire

I think as a policy, Policemen should not drive cars that are on fire. This is a good thing.

27 posted on 03/17/2013 4:41:46 AM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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30 posted on 03/17/2013 5:50:01 AM PDT by upchuck (Free Republic: faster than a speeding bullet!)
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stopped a car that was driving while on fire

What was it driving and did it have a drivers license?

32 posted on 03/17/2013 7:03:44 AM PDT by Starstruck (I need a 30 round magazine because liberal whine gives me a buzz.)
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Surprising how many truck fires I have run where the painters are driving down the road and the cigarette they flip out the window blows back into the bed of the truck on top of the lacquer soaked rags.


40 posted on 03/17/2013 12:19:41 PM PDT by Clay Moore ("In politics, stupidity is not a handicap." Napoleon Bonaparte)
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42 posted on 03/17/2013 6:56:21 PM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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That’s a real Hot rod with real flame decals.


44 posted on 03/17/2013 9:22:02 PM PDT by Redcitizen (.)
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