Justin Bieber: Monkey Detained by German Officials

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[RummyChick]

All that monkeying around has finally caught up with Justin Bieber (literally) after officials in Germany confiscated his monkey because Biebs didn't have the proper paperwork.

Bieber arrived at the Munich airport on Thursday and was confronted about the monkey when he went through customs. Since Bieber didn't have the proper documentation for the monkey (and you know how Germans about having your papers in order) they took the monkey into quarantine.

It appears the monkey was a recent gift from record producer Mally Mall, who tweeted the above photo earlier in the week with a caption, "OG MALLY FIRST PIC WITH HIS POPS @JUSTINBIEBER."

Bieber's track record with pets isn't so great -- he gave away his hamster to a random fan last December and the little guy passed away earlier this month.

[baddog 219]

I heard the SPCA was after him for slappin’ his monkey....

[SMGFan]

We need a palate cleanser. Someone post a photo of Selena Gomez. :)

[shibumi]

"Which one is the monkey??"

The one that needs a good spanking.

[chris37]

Observation and a question:

1. That is the stupidest hat I’ve ever seen in my life.

2. Should I feel guilty for wishing that the monkey would eat his face off?

[bgill]

The Biebs is headed the way of M. Jackson.

Beat me to it.

[SeminoleCounty]

Better headline:

GERMANS SPANK BIEBER OVER MONKEY

[Cyber Liberty]

My question is...are those real tats all over him? Or are they just henna, done for a movie or tour?

[KarlInOhio]

Justin Bieber: Monkey Detained by German Officials

Talk about disappointing. I though Bieber was the monkey who was detained.

[billorites]

Heard any good jokes lately?

[MPJackal]

2. Should I feel guilty for wishing that the monkey would eat his face off?

While understandable................yea, you probably should. Probably make the monkey sick too.

[chris37]

Well, I would not want to wish sickness upon an innocent monkey.

[NormsRevenge]

a submittal for ‘one begins to look like one’s pet’ as time goes by..

[MasterGunner01]

How can one tell the difference between Justin Bieber and his monkey? Easy, the monkey is the one with the brains [and talent]; Justin's his puppet.

[dfwgator]

TOUCH HIM! LOVE HIM! LIEBE MEINE AFFE-MIENKE!

[USMCPOP]

Chimps are smarter than monkeys when it comes to dealing with officials.

[dfwgator]

He’s as happy as a little girl.

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

Trying to be the new Jacko?

[Yardstick]

Speaking of hats...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5ZM0-f5_CU

[EEGator]

[EEGator]

SNL had some decent comics in the 90’s, but they totally suck now.