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April Fools from Luckygunner
Luckygunner.com ^ | 04/01/2013 | Luckygunner.com

Posted on 04/01/2013 3:40:29 PM PDT by papineau

April fools from Luckygunner.com

Anti drone rounds from Luckygunner


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor
KEYWORDS: humor; satire
Anti drone rounds!
1 posted on 04/01/2013 3:40:29 PM PDT by papineau
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To: papineau

You’re behind the curve. See here:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3003085/posts


2 posted on 04/01/2013 3:44:40 PM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: papineau

Details
Big Brother is watching, and with modern technology, if Big Brother can see it, he can turn it into a giant smoking crater with just the press of a button. Even your secret remote wilderness bunker is no match for today’s military drones. In partnership with Tacnition Ammo, Lucky Gunner is happy to introduce a new way for you to fight back against the All Seeing Eye with our new anti-drone shotgun loads.

Years of research and development have gone into these highly effective 12 gauge shells that can turn even Joe Biden’s double barrel shotgun into an instant anti-aircraft platform. Specially formulated propellant is capable of launching 9 pellets of depleted uranium rounds up to 1 km straight up into the air. With accurate shot placement, this armor piercing buckshot will disable vital systems on modern military drones. At minimum, the force of impact will disable navigation systems, but in over 60% of our field tests, the drones were incapable of remaining airborne after contact with our Anti-Drone Loads.

NOTE: Drone Loads are intended for entertainment use only and not intended to be used in any manner not in accordance with federal and local laws. Lucky Gunner assumes no responsibility for any illegal activity involving Tacnition Drone Ammo.
Additional Information
Manufacturer Tacnition
Condition new
Bullet Weight 1-3/8 oz
Bullet Type Depleted Uranium Buckshot
Ammo Casing Not Applicable
Quantity 5
Ammo Caliber 12 Gauge
Manufacturer SKU 4-1-2013
Primer Type Not Applicable
Shell Length 3”
Muzzle Velocity (fps) No
Muzzle Energy (ft lbs) No
Cost Per Round $3.55 per round


3 posted on 04/01/2013 3:45:16 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: papineau
April fools from Luckygunner.com

I almost chose that as a Free Republic handle.

4 posted on 04/01/2013 3:46:37 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: humblegunner

Better to be humble than lucky? :)


5 posted on 04/01/2013 3:51:28 PM PDT by JennysCool (My hypocrisy goes only so far)
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To: humblegunner

These look like fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwhCygmhbCg


6 posted on 04/01/2013 3:58:30 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife

Light ‘em Up!


7 posted on 04/01/2013 4:04:06 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: humblegunner

I am not sure if I would even try those at the river LOL

Safer than tracers I suppose.


8 posted on 04/01/2013 4:05:39 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: papineau

Excellent. We need something to get around California’s impending lead ban...


9 posted on 04/01/2013 4:13:03 PM PDT by null and void (Gun confiscation enables tyranny. Republicans create the tools of oppression and Democrats use them.)
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To: mylife

Thanks for the link. Fun, interesting, informative.


10 posted on 04/01/2013 4:14:54 PM PDT by PGalt
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To: humblegunner
I immediately thought it was you playing some April Fools joke. Is that a blog?
11 posted on 04/01/2013 4:17:11 PM PDT by McGruff (You are either with us or you are with the RINOs.)
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To: PGalt

There are a lot of interesting specialty rounds.

Im kinda surprised these guys decided to showcase it in the woods with the ground covered in leaves.

They must have been wet leaves.

Good film work and good technical explanation.


12 posted on 04/01/2013 4:18:32 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: McGruff

I’ll have to consult with legal; there are so many infringements and copies.


13 posted on 04/01/2013 4:39:20 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: papineau

Like the rest of Luckygunner’s inventory, these rounds are non-existant.


14 posted on 04/01/2013 5:57:49 PM PDT by Yo-Yo
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