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Man buys toy poodles, discovers they’re actually ferrets on steroids
Yahoo! News ^
| 4/8/13
| Dylan Stableford
Posted on 04/08/2013 12:09:09 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
An Argentinian man who thought he bought a pair of poodles at an outdoor market in Buenos Aires brought them home to the vet only to be told they were actually ferrets on steroids, reports the Daily Mail.
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It's unclear what the duped pet owners did with their faux poodles. But if you're thinking about buying a poodle at an Argentinian market, the Daily Mail has a handy guide on how to tell whether the pooch you're purchasing is actually a ferret:
(Excerpt) Read more at news.yahoo.com ...
TOPICS: Pets/Animals; Travel
KEYWORDS: napl
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*Poing!*
To: Joe 6-pack; Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ..
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posted on
04/08/2013 12:10:28 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Ferrets are crazy enough. I can't imagine one with 'roid rage.
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posted on
04/08/2013 12:28:24 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Choose one: the yellow and black flag of the Tea Party or the white flag of the Republican Party.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
04/08/2013 12:29:30 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: Slings and Arrows
May I just say that “Ferrets on Steroids” would be an excellent name for a rock band? /DaveBarry
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posted on
04/08/2013 12:31:02 PM PDT
by
kevkrom
(If a wise man has an argument with a foolish man, the fool only rages or laughs...)
To: Slings and Arrows
At least the story isn’t about some guy who marries a woman and discovers his “wife” is a fag w/sex change.
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posted on
04/08/2013 12:43:32 PM PDT
by
LouAvul
To: LouAvul
We’ve had a few of those too.
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posted on
04/08/2013 12:44:41 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
“Bob....whatcha got there?”
“It’s my new toy poodle, Pierre.”
“I don’t know, Bob. That looks like a DustBuster to me.”
“Oh.....that explains why he came with a charging station.”
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posted on
04/08/2013 12:58:03 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Slings and Arrows
I HATE ferrets! They’re nasty little bighting basturds ....................................................................................... FRegards
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posted on
04/08/2013 1:11:47 PM PDT
by
gonzo
( Buy more ammo, dammit! You should already have the firearms ... FRegards)
To: gonzo
Then be careful when you buy a poodle.
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posted on
04/08/2013 1:12:48 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: blueunicorn6
I hate it when that happens.
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posted on
04/08/2013 1:18:47 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: kevkrom
I thought that was the definition of punk.
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posted on
04/08/2013 1:20:36 PM PDT
by
secret garden
(Why procrastinate when you can perendinate?)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
04/08/2013 1:25:07 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
To: Daffynition
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04/08/2013 1:26:55 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: KarlInOhio; Slings and Arrows
The NK's new weapon, aimed right at us.
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posted on
04/08/2013 1:27:50 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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posted on
04/08/2013 1:55:31 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
To: Daffynition
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posted on
04/08/2013 2:20:13 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
04/08/2013 2:28:59 PM PDT
by
Slyfox
(The Key to Marxism is Medicine ~ Vladimir Lenin)
To: Slyfox
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posted on
04/08/2013 2:36:09 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Technically, Bo is genetically similar to the poodle, being a Portugese Water Spaniel.
And Bama is clearly on anti-steroids because he has minimal muscles.
So...
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posted on
04/08/2013 2:40:54 PM PDT
by
Slyfox
(The Key to Marxism is Medicine ~ Vladimir Lenin)
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