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Man buys toy poodles, discovers they’re actually ferrets on steroids
Yahoo! News ^ | 4/8/13 | Dylan Stableford

Posted on 04/08/2013 12:09:09 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

An Argentinian man who thought he bought a pair of poodles at an outdoor market in Buenos Aires brought them home to the vet only to be told they were actually ferrets on steroids, reports the Daily Mail.

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It's unclear what the duped pet owners did with their faux poodles. But if you're thinking about buying a poodle at an Argentinian market, the Daily Mail has a handy guide on how to tell whether the pooch you're purchasing is actually a ferret:

(Excerpt) Read more at news.yahoo.com ...


TOPICS: Pets/Animals; Travel
KEYWORDS: napl
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To: Slings and Arrows

“Which one’s the ferret?”

The critter about to be eaten by a skunk.


21 posted on 04/08/2013 2:43:48 PM PDT by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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To: Slings and Arrows
LOL...Who gnu?


22 posted on 04/08/2013 3:09:09 PM PDT by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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To: Pride in the USA
Anyone who couldn't tell the difference between the toy poodle puppy and the ferret on steroids is too dumb to own a dog.


23 posted on 04/08/2013 3:28:55 PM PDT by lonevoice (Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived)
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To: Slings and Arrows
The enemy within.

Sadly, vindication comes too late for Rudy Giuliani.

24 posted on 04/08/2013 3:37:33 PM PDT by x
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To: kevkrom

Man, you crack me up!


25 posted on 04/08/2013 4:17:06 PM PDT by ChinaGotTheGoodsOnClinton (Go Egypt on 0bama)
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To: gonzo
I HATE ferrets! They’re nasty little bighting basturds

If you've been bit by a ferret, then the owners were not fluent in ferret raising. I've owned dozens of ferrets, and I've never had one bite a stranger. It's really all about how they're raised and handled. Ferrets bite out of fear. If they're acclimated to people very early on, they are the most loveable, fun creatures to have as pets.

I frequent the SPCA shelters in my area to advise them against adoptions by families with small children. Ferrets are NOT child friendly by nature, and often families buy the Marshall Farms mill ferrets from a pet store and wind up giving them up for adoption because they bit a child. It just kills me seeing the signs on their cages in the shelter: "I bite!"

Well, if you were raised properly, you wouldn't.

I'm sorry you had a bad experience with them. They are a handful as far as maintenance, but they are cute little critters.

26 posted on 04/08/2013 4:39:59 PM PDT by rarestia (It's time to water the Tree of Liberty.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

They were pining for the fjords


27 posted on 04/08/2013 6:56:53 PM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: blueunicorn6

Well, at least it wasn’t a sausage.


28 posted on 04/08/2013 6:59:16 PM PDT by Yardstick
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To: x
Careful - ferrets have friends.


29 posted on 04/08/2013 8:08:59 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

The Daily Mail article called the ferret a “rat” and a “rodent” alternately. People slammed the author in the comments section mercilessly for this (a ferret is a weasel, therefore a carnivore).


30 posted on 04/13/2013 11:53:27 PM PDT by Olog-hai
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To: Olog-hai

Factual mistakes in The Daily Mail? Say it ain’t so!


31 posted on 04/14/2013 12:01:00 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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