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Naked woman arrested for entering Weatherford home through doggy door
Fox News (DFW) ^ | Updated: Apr 24, 2013 11:28 AM CDT | Mark Norris

Posted on 04/24/2013 3:55:45 PM PDT by Texas Fossil

A woman was arrested by Weatherford police after she entered a stranger's home wearing no clothes and through a doggy door.

A man living in the house heard a noise early Tuesday morning and called police around 1:45 a.m.

The man walked around the home and found the doggy door had been used and looked damaged.

At first the man and his wife thought an animal had snuck into the house.

Then they found a naked woman sitting in their bathtub.

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TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: dogdoor; naked; napl; weatherford; woman
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These are certainly strange times.
1 posted on 04/24/2013 3:55:45 PM PDT by Texas Fossil
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To: Texas Fossil

they need a collar and a pooper scooper


2 posted on 04/24/2013 3:56:30 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Texas Fossil

At least she wasn’t fat.


3 posted on 04/24/2013 3:56:31 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Lazamataz

Ping


4 posted on 04/24/2013 3:56:46 PM PDT by Texas Fossil
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To: Texas Fossil

At least one picture is in order for this thread to be fairly assessed


5 posted on 04/24/2013 3:58:14 PM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah, so shall it be again,")
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To: Texas Fossil; Lazamataz


For a naked intruder, they do come uglier.
6 posted on 04/24/2013 3:58:22 PM PDT by Jewbacca (The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
I still cannot keep from laughing. How utterly ridiculous.
7 posted on 04/24/2013 3:58:33 PM PDT by Texas Fossil
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To: Texas Fossil

What did she look like? Could be a crime or a blessing.


8 posted on 04/24/2013 3:59:17 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Obama is the Chicken Little of politics)
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To: Jewbacca

You think she really really needed a bath?


9 posted on 04/24/2013 3:59:35 PM PDT by Texas Fossil
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To: Texas Fossil

Udderly could be her middle name


10 posted on 04/24/2013 3:59:35 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Texas Fossil
"...they found a naked woman sitting in their bathtub..."
"Sara Elizabeth Soto told police she had entered the house to use the phone..."

11 posted on 04/24/2013 4:00:03 PM PDT by Repeal The 17th (We have met the enemy and he is us.)
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To: Jewbacca

not guilty


12 posted on 04/24/2013 4:00:04 PM PDT by Gulf War One
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To: Texas Fossil

I suspect she was so high she decided she needed a bath.


13 posted on 04/24/2013 4:00:18 PM PDT by Jewbacca (The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem.)
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To: Jewbacca

Not guilty.


14 posted on 04/24/2013 4:00:28 PM PDT by Future Snake Eater (CrossFit.com)
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To: Jewbacca

hmmm....I gotta get me a doggy door.....


15 posted on 04/24/2013 4:00:40 PM PDT by Veggie Todd (Hey, Idiot Kid - pull up your pants!!!!)
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To: Jewbacca
She could just knock on my door, and I'd let her sit nekkid in my bathtub.

/johnny

16 posted on 04/24/2013 4:00:43 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: Texas Fossil

"woof"

17 posted on 04/24/2013 4:02:21 PM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Texas Fossil


Reminds me of this scense from Animal House.
18 posted on 04/24/2013 4:02:59 PM PDT by Jewbacca (The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem.)
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To: Jewbacca

Wow, that’s not what I was expecting.


19 posted on 04/24/2013 4:03:31 PM PDT by Rocky (Obama is pure evil.)
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To: Jewbacca

If she crept into my home naked, I’d throw her out. Eventually.


20 posted on 04/24/2013 4:03:53 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Some people take there grammar way to seriously.)
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To: Texas Fossil
Didn't work out so well for Mr. Rooney, neither....


21 posted on 04/24/2013 4:04:07 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Texas Fossil
Maybe she's auditioning for Hollywood's new Goldilocks 3D flick.

Or maybe Margot Kidder or Robert Downey Jr. needs an intern.

22 posted on 04/24/2013 4:04:20 PM PDT by x
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To: Texas Fossil

Not guilty but crazy enough to go through a large doggy door.

I wonder what an unmarried man would do in such a situation?

“Crazy in the head...crazy in the bed”


23 posted on 04/24/2013 4:04:41 PM PDT by varyouga
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To: JRandomFreeper

She could just knock on my door, and I’d let her sit nekkid in my bathtub.
/johnny

********
And where will you be while she’s sittin nekkid in the tub.....NO!! Don’t tell me, I already know. LOL


24 posted on 04/24/2013 4:04:49 PM PDT by mardi59 (IMPEACH OBAMA NOW!!!!!)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

I dunno.

Might let her stay.

:


25 posted on 04/24/2013 4:04:49 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Texas Fossil

Lady, would you like dry food or canned food?


26 posted on 04/24/2013 4:06:39 PM PDT by windsorknot
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To: mardi59
In the kitchen, heating water for tea. ;)

/johnny

27 posted on 04/24/2013 4:06:50 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: varyouga
Someone had to do this...
28 posted on 04/24/2013 4:07:28 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Some people take there grammar way to seriously.)
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To: Texas Fossil

I’d have made her do the laundry before she left.


29 posted on 04/24/2013 4:07:41 PM PDT by MeganC (You can take my gun when you can grab it with your cold, dead fingers.)
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To: Repeal The 17th

LOL!

That gal needs professional help, she can’t tell a bath tub from a phone.


30 posted on 04/24/2013 4:07:44 PM PDT by jazusamo ("Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent." -- Adam Smith)
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To: Jewbacca

What’s her address? I’ll let her sit nekkid any place she likes


31 posted on 04/24/2013 4:07:52 PM PDT by Mr. K (There are lies, damned lies, statistics, and democrat talking points.)
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To: Texas Fossil

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBCdlBrgEmE


32 posted on 04/24/2013 4:07:57 PM PDT by PapaNew
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To: JRandomFreeper

Uh huh.... ;)


33 posted on 04/24/2013 4:10:56 PM PDT by mardi59 (IMPEACH OBAMA NOW!!!!!)
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To: Repeal The 17th
In better days:
34 posted on 04/24/2013 4:11:24 PM PDT by MeganC (You can take my gun when you can grab it with your cold, dead fingers.)
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To: GeronL

Have to admit this is not as upsetting as watching the ComDem Crooks destroy us.

At least I am still laughing about this.


35 posted on 04/24/2013 4:11:42 PM PDT by Texas Fossil
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To: Jewbacca

Yes, I think so too.

But I am still laughing about the idea.

Amazing times.

At least she did not try to rob anyone.


36 posted on 04/24/2013 4:13:37 PM PDT by Texas Fossil
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To: jazusamo
I think the husband has some explaining to do. This looks like a fatal attraction type of situation.
37 posted on 04/24/2013 4:13:44 PM PDT by oldbrowser (We have a rogue government in Washington)
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To: Texas Fossil

Jodi Arias, is that you?


38 posted on 04/24/2013 4:14:23 PM PDT by informavoracious (The ancient Greeks and Romans thought they were on the "right side of history.")
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To: Texas Fossil
Vanessa Hudgens photo: vanessa hudgens vanessa-hudgens.jpg

So all I have to do is install a doggy door and a nekkid Vanessa Hudgens clone will show up in my bathtub? Umm, I'm off to Home Depot.

39 posted on 04/24/2013 4:16:31 PM PDT by Snickering Hound
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To: Jewbacca

I’d coat it in butter and hit it.


40 posted on 04/24/2013 4:16:45 PM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: Lazamataz

She would definitely need a bath then


41 posted on 04/24/2013 4:17:59 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: oldbrowser

That’s not really fair.

I had some random lady I literally never met decide I was her love interest after she read about me in a news magazine. She made up a bunch of lies and caused quite a stir.

I still chaffe at people doubting I never met her, and am more than willing to give other people the benefit of the doubt in situations like this because of that experience.


42 posted on 04/24/2013 4:18:11 PM PDT by Jewbacca (The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem.)
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To: Lazamataz

Damn. I gotta get a bathtub.


43 posted on 04/24/2013 4:19:18 PM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of oppression and Democrats use them. Gun confiscation enables tyranny.)
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To: Lazamataz

Ha!


44 posted on 04/24/2013 4:20:37 PM PDT by Jewbacca (The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem.)
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To: Texas Fossil
that kinda thing happens here all the time and it's gettin' damned tiresome !
45 posted on 04/24/2013 4:21:14 PM PDT by tomkat ( nationalis caterva fornicari in processus)
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To: MeganC

She’s got Chicklet Teeth.


46 posted on 04/24/2013 4:21:29 PM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: oldbrowser

Ha! Possible I guess, the whole thing is wacky and stranger things have happened.


47 posted on 04/24/2013 4:22:16 PM PDT by jazusamo ("Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent." -- Adam Smith)
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To: Texas Fossil; Slings and Arrows

I’ll bet she didn’t even have a single ping on her.


48 posted on 04/24/2013 4:22:20 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Texas Fossil

Note to self: install doggie door.


49 posted on 04/24/2013 4:23:11 PM PDT by andyk (I have sworn...eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.)
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To: MeganC

The other day, I was propositioned by a hooker. She leaned into my car, and purred, “Hey baby, for $50, I will do anything you want.”

“Get in!” I leered.

We went to my house, and I gave her the $50, bib overalls, a paintbrush, a ladder, and said “Paint my house, baby! OOOOOHHH YEAAAHHHHH....”


50 posted on 04/24/2013 4:24:01 PM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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