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Naked woman arrested for entering Weatherford home through doggy door
Fox News (DFW) ^ | Updated: Apr 24, 2013 11:28 AM CDT | Mark Norris

Posted on 04/24/2013 3:55:45 PM PDT by Texas Fossil

A woman was arrested by Weatherford police after she entered a stranger's home wearing no clothes and through a doggy door.

A man living in the house heard a noise early Tuesday morning and called police around 1:45 a.m.

The man walked around the home and found the doggy door had been used and looked damaged.

At first the man and his wife thought an animal had snuck into the house.

Then they found a naked woman sitting in their bathtub.

(Excerpt) Read more at myfoxdfw.com ...


TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: dogdoor; naked; napl; weatherford; woman
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To: Texas Fossil
Didn't work out so well for Mr. Rooney, neither....


21 posted on 04/24/2013 4:04:07 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Texas Fossil
Maybe she's auditioning for Hollywood's new Goldilocks 3D flick.

Or maybe Margot Kidder or Robert Downey Jr. needs an intern.

22 posted on 04/24/2013 4:04:20 PM PDT by x
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To: Texas Fossil

Not guilty but crazy enough to go through a large doggy door.

I wonder what an unmarried man would do in such a situation?

“Crazy in the head...crazy in the bed”


23 posted on 04/24/2013 4:04:41 PM PDT by varyouga
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To: JRandomFreeper

She could just knock on my door, and I’d let her sit nekkid in my bathtub.
/johnny

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And where will you be while she’s sittin nekkid in the tub.....NO!! Don’t tell me, I already know. LOL


24 posted on 04/24/2013 4:04:49 PM PDT by mardi59 (IMPEACH OBAMA NOW!!!!!)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

I dunno.

Might let her stay.

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25 posted on 04/24/2013 4:04:49 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Texas Fossil

Lady, would you like dry food or canned food?


26 posted on 04/24/2013 4:06:39 PM PDT by windsorknot
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To: mardi59
In the kitchen, heating water for tea. ;)

/johnny

27 posted on 04/24/2013 4:06:50 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: varyouga
Someone had to do this...
28 posted on 04/24/2013 4:07:28 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Some people take there grammar way to seriously.)
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To: Texas Fossil

I’d have made her do the laundry before she left.


29 posted on 04/24/2013 4:07:41 PM PDT by MeganC (You can take my gun when you can grab it with your cold, dead fingers.)
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To: Repeal The 17th

LOL!

That gal needs professional help, she can’t tell a bath tub from a phone.


30 posted on 04/24/2013 4:07:44 PM PDT by jazusamo ("Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent." -- Adam Smith)
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To: Jewbacca

What’s her address? I’ll let her sit nekkid any place she likes


31 posted on 04/24/2013 4:07:52 PM PDT by Mr. K (There are lies, damned lies, statistics, and democrat talking points.)
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To: Texas Fossil

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBCdlBrgEmE


32 posted on 04/24/2013 4:07:57 PM PDT by PapaNew
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To: JRandomFreeper

Uh huh.... ;)


33 posted on 04/24/2013 4:10:56 PM PDT by mardi59 (IMPEACH OBAMA NOW!!!!!)
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To: Repeal The 17th
In better days:
34 posted on 04/24/2013 4:11:24 PM PDT by MeganC (You can take my gun when you can grab it with your cold, dead fingers.)
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To: GeronL

Have to admit this is not as upsetting as watching the ComDem Crooks destroy us.

At least I am still laughing about this.


35 posted on 04/24/2013 4:11:42 PM PDT by Texas Fossil
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To: Jewbacca

Yes, I think so too.

But I am still laughing about the idea.

Amazing times.

At least she did not try to rob anyone.


36 posted on 04/24/2013 4:13:37 PM PDT by Texas Fossil
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To: jazusamo
I think the husband has some explaining to do. This looks like a fatal attraction type of situation.
37 posted on 04/24/2013 4:13:44 PM PDT by oldbrowser (We have a rogue government in Washington)
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To: Texas Fossil

Jodi Arias, is that you?


38 posted on 04/24/2013 4:14:23 PM PDT by informavoracious (The ancient Greeks and Romans thought they were on the "right side of history.")
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To: Texas Fossil
Vanessa Hudgens photo: vanessa hudgens vanessa-hudgens.jpg

So all I have to do is install a doggy door and a nekkid Vanessa Hudgens clone will show up in my bathtub? Umm, I'm off to Home Depot.

39 posted on 04/24/2013 4:16:31 PM PDT by Snickering Hound
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To: Jewbacca

I’d coat it in butter and hit it.


40 posted on 04/24/2013 4:16:45 PM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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