Posted on 04/28/2013 3:51:47 PM PDT by DogByte6RER
Police called after woman sees kittens having sex in her yard
Sure, cats aren’t for everyone. But we can’t remember the last time someone called the police to complain about a pair of kittens.
But that’s exactly what happened in Wisconsin on Thursday when a woman called police after she reportedly witnessed two kittens “having sex” in her front yard.
As ridiculous as that sounds, it’s not the only recent time someone has called 911 to report on a cat. Back in February, a Washington State man called 911 to report on a stray cat that had wandered into his back yard. But, at least in that case, the man was calling out of concern for the cat’s welfare (it was cold outside), rather than to complain about its mere presence.
The Wisconsin Rapids Police Department included the truly unusual call in their public list of request calls received. However, there’s still no word on how the department responded to the unnamed woman’s call.
And besides, at least one Wisconsin law officials have said citizens shouldn’t be too reliant on the service, saying waiting on 911 responders may no longer be their best option after budget cutbacks have delayed response times.
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She must be a very lonely lady. It was just wishful thinking on her part.
More reference ...
Thursday’s police log:
Ping.
McDonalds must have had her McNuggets.
The Federal Government immediately responded by seizing the Wisconsin woman's bank account, to pay for feline contraceptives.
Hmmm.... I’ve never seen katz bumpin uglies ...
They must, or there wouldn’t be any more catz.
I should have called 911 about the two squirrels doing the nasty in my backyard.
Perhaps. but don’t lonely woman know 911 is for emergencies? Or Perhaps she wanted them handcuffed as she thought they were under age. She should sign up on FR - that will keep her busy and away from her windows.
Naughty Kitt-ah sex ping!
I’m tellin ya from experience...Cat’s are adulterous.
Yeah but when they’re kittens they’re not ready yet to be knockin’ boots, if you know what I mean. Mother Nature knows when it’s time for the kitties to get frisky and so do the putties!
Unbelievable.
PING this one over to Slings And Arrows. :)=^..^=
Why not pop some popcorn, grab a cold one and watch the show? Seems a better alternative.
Cat scratch fever
Yay, I guess soz but, I have heard them.
Hinky...
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