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The Unfair Prosecution of Jody Arias
5/9/2013 | Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 05/09/2013 7:54:43 AM PDT by Lazamataz

With almost no evidence that she committed the crime, Jody Arias was convicted yesterday of Murder in the First Degree.

This travesty, this miscarriage of justice, cannot stand. This woman is clearly NOT GUILTY and has been horribly framed. It was obvious that when defending oneself, one must shoot one's boyfriend, then stab stab him 29 times, then dispose of the gun in the desert.

I feel so sorry for Jody Arias, who has been unfairly railroaded by an uncaring and fairness-free legal system. She has been persecuted by lying and manipulative prosecutors. She is the modern Joan of Arc, being burned at the stake for other people's sins. She is innocent, and actually should be made into the Patron Saint of the Falsely Accused.

Look, she explained it all away anyways. First of all, she wasn't there. Secondly, she opened the door for two ninjas by accident and they killed the the guy. Third, she killed the guy, but it was in self defense. Fourth, she had to kill him in self-defense, after all, he was getting out of the shower stall. It all makes sense!

Please join me in my attempt to reverse this horrible injustice, and if in the process of helping me free her, you happen to meet her, mention my name: Laz A. Mataz, and give her this phone number. So call me, maybe? Any gal who shoots their guy then stabs him 30 more times, has the sort of commitment to follow-through I am looking for in a woman.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bottleblonde; drapesvscarpet; lazwouldhitit; shewouldhitback; vanity
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To: oh8eleven
More DU mentality, no surprise there. Your FR "shtick" is always tiresome and boring, but do it when someone has lost their life is just grossly disrespectful, moronic and self serving.

Bite me.

No, seriously, bite me.

Here. I will put it in Japanese Calligraphy for you:

Grow up, move on, get a life ... do something constructive besides entertaining yourself.

Oh? So how many Free Republic Original Content editorials have you written and contributed to the website?

Because I've only done 28, the first of which was the inspiration to create the Freeper Editorial section.

Serious Editorial @28 ("Why Did This Act Of Terrorism Occur? MEDIA COPY GUIDE")

Serious Editorial #27 ("READING OBAMA")

Serious Editorial #26 by Laz ("A SOLUTION TO GLOBAL WARMING AND GUNS")

Serious Editorial #25 by Laz ("The Most Tragic April Fools Joke Ever

Serious Editorial #24 by Laz ("Observe and Serve: RESOLVE to SAVE the U.S.A.")

The rest are on my links pages.

So, show me all your works, you know, the 'getting of ones life and the doing on something constructive besides entertaining yourself".....

....I'll wait.

61 posted on 05/09/2013 8:31:56 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: Jeff Chandler
I don’t know, Laz. I think you might just be a wee bit too eccentric for her.

LOL!

62 posted on 05/09/2013 8:32:55 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: Lazamataz
I have low standards.

i thought you just had one: gotta be a woman.
63 posted on 05/09/2013 8:33:26 AM PDT by absolootezer0 (2x divorced tattooed pierced harley hatin meghan mccain luvin' REAL beer drinkin' smoker ..what?)
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To: Lazamataz

Please add me to your Bite Me and Sweet Jody ping lists.


64 posted on 05/09/2013 8:35:37 AM PDT by OwenKellogg
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To: ZX12R

THAT, my friend, is why the better “toy” stores sell straps that attach to the bed. . . . (evil grin)


65 posted on 05/09/2013 8:38:21 AM PDT by Salgak (Acme Lasers presents: The Energizer Border. I **DARE** you to cross it. . . .)
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To: OwenKellogg
Guess what, Owen....

YOU ARE THE 200th SATISFIED CUSTOMER!™

66 posted on 05/09/2013 8:39:04 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: Lazamataz

Ask not would Laz hit it. Ask if It would hit Laz. /JFK


67 posted on 05/09/2013 8:39:26 AM PDT by rawcatslyentist ("The arrogant one will stumble and fall With no one to raise him up" Jeremiah 50:32)
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To: rawcatslyentist

THAT was FUNNY.


68 posted on 05/09/2013 8:40:56 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: Lazamataz

Jodi has convoluted thinking, Travis badly misjudged her. Jodi had a plan.


69 posted on 05/09/2013 8:49:40 AM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: Lazamataz

I’m truly offended (/s) since you’re my tag line.


70 posted on 05/09/2013 9:00:29 AM PDT by melissa_in_ga (Laz would hit it.)
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To: Lazamataz

Maybe ya can tweet her.


71 posted on 05/09/2013 9:07:09 AM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi)
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To: Lazamataz

Never change, Laz.


72 posted on 05/09/2013 9:09:57 AM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (Lord, confuse the wicked, confound their words, for I see violence and strife in the city.Psalms55:9)
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To: oh8eleven; Lazamataz
do something constructive besides entertaining yourself.

He is. He is entertaining the majority of us.

Mocking a society that places appearance above action is a worth endeavor. Few are as skilled as Lazamataz in doing so.

73 posted on 05/09/2013 9:10:28 AM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: freekitty

Maybe Travis did a risk/reward calculation that didn’t work out so well...


74 posted on 05/09/2013 9:10:59 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: laotzu
I would have to see her naked first.

Eyup, its out there.

75 posted on 05/09/2013 9:11:37 AM PDT by Last Dakotan
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To: Lazamataz
I have low standards.

You have standards?

76 posted on 05/09/2013 9:16:15 AM PDT by katana (Just my opinions)
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To: Lazamataz
The really unfair thing was Darrell Issa having the gall to stage his Benghazi hearings on the day when the latest edition of America's Psycho Sweetheart got convicted. I mean, don't these Republicans care about Nancy Grace's career at all! ;)
77 posted on 05/09/2013 9:17:33 AM PDT by Mr. Jeeves (CTRL-GALT-DELETE)
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To: Lazamataz

FYI- I heard Nancy Grace say last night that Jodi sells her underwear on ebay.


78 posted on 05/09/2013 9:18:14 AM PDT by ZX12R (Never forget the heroes of Benghazi, who were abandoned to their deaths by Obama)
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To: katana; Lazamataz
You have standards?

A Fair Point. Laz, I didn't realize that you had any.

And here I've been, reading your posts for years, figuring that it would be a standards-free zone.

I'm disappointed.

Oh, and your previous 'Bite Me' post is likely within the top 10 'GFY' putdowns that I've seen on FR. Truly, a classic worth saving.

79 posted on 05/09/2013 9:24:06 AM PDT by wbill
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To: wbill; oh8eleven
Oh, and your previous 'Bite Me' post is likely within the top 10 'GFY' putdowns that I've seen on FR. Truly, a classic worth saving.
So, show me all your works, you know, the "getting of ones life and the doing on something constructive besides entertaining yourself".....

....I'll wait.

Still waiting, too.

Curious, that.

80 posted on 05/09/2013 9:31:12 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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