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The Unfair Prosecution of Jody Arias
5/9/2013 | Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 05/09/2013 7:54:43 AM PDT by Lazamataz

With almost no evidence that she committed the crime, Jody Arias was convicted yesterday of Murder in the First Degree.

This travesty, this miscarriage of justice, cannot stand. This woman is clearly NOT GUILTY and has been horribly framed. It was obvious that when defending oneself, one must shoot one's boyfriend, then stab stab him 29 times, then dispose of the gun in the desert.

I feel so sorry for Jody Arias, who has been unfairly railroaded by an uncaring and fairness-free legal system. She has been persecuted by lying and manipulative prosecutors. She is the modern Joan of Arc, being burned at the stake for other people's sins. She is innocent, and actually should be made into the Patron Saint of the Falsely Accused.

Look, she explained it all away anyways. First of all, she wasn't there. Secondly, she opened the door for two ninjas by accident and they killed the the guy. Third, she killed the guy, but it was in self defense. Fourth, she had to kill him in self-defense, after all, he was getting out of the shower stall. It all makes sense!

Please join me in my attempt to reverse this horrible injustice, and if in the process of helping me free her, you happen to meet her, mention my name: Laz A. Mataz, and give her this phone number. So call me, maybe? Any gal who shoots their guy then stabs him 30 more times, has the sort of commitment to follow-through I am looking for in a woman.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bottleblonde; drapesvscarpet; lazwouldhitit; shewouldhitback; vanity
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To: Mich Patriot
I would sleep with her, but that would NOT involve closing my eyes. :)

Not me.They don't make enough Saran Wrap to allow me to feel "protected"

81 posted on 05/09/2013 9:33:50 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Leno Was Right,They *Are* Undocumented Democrats!)
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To: thackney

Such skill takes practice. Lots of practice.

Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge. Say no more.

The NappyOne


82 posted on 05/09/2013 9:36:30 AM PDT by NappyOne
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To: oh8eleven
not funny

Misplaced sympathy for a murderous, self-absorbed woman who gets her kicks out of the aftermath of this heinous crime?

83 posted on 05/09/2013 9:39:30 AM PDT by trebb (Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
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To: Jeff Chandler

Jeff Chandler might have been one.

In JA’s case she’s excepionally unappealing without clothes.


84 posted on 05/09/2013 9:41:00 AM PDT by Williams (No Obama)
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To: Obadiah

Let me guess- you are female?

Why women think they can judge female attractiveness is beyond me. That’s how you all end up with short hair cuts that all your friends tell you is “so cute!”


85 posted on 05/09/2013 9:43:41 AM PDT by Mr. K (There are lies, damned lies, statistics, and democrat talking points.)
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To: trebb; thackney
Misplaced sympathy for a murderous, self-absorbed woman who gets her kicks out of the aftermath of this heinous crime?

Actually, using my long-time schtick of "I'd hit it" to skewer a society -- ours -- in which looks and appearences and impressions have become more important than deeds.

Thackney had it right, the only one who really got what I was doing. I just adopted the mindset of an Obamabot. Obama 'looks cool' to them so no matter how inept, how malevolent, they excuse him.

Transplanted that mindset to this article.

But don't tell anyone.

86 posted on 05/09/2013 9:47:40 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
You’re not fooling anyone. We all know you just want to hit it.

SHHHHHHHUSH!

If she hears, I won't get a chance to hit it.

87 posted on 05/09/2013 9:48:41 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: oh8eleven

i think it’s hilarious.....ymmv....


88 posted on 05/09/2013 9:54:38 AM PDT by is_is (VP Dad of Sgt. G - My Hero - "Sleep Well America......Your Marines have your Back")
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To: Lazamataz

That might be for the best, since we already know she hits back. ;)


89 posted on 05/09/2013 9:54:50 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Some people take there grammar way to seriously.)
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To: oh8eleven; Lazamataz

90 posted on 05/09/2013 9:56:19 AM PDT by humblegunner
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To: Mr. K

The prosecutor himself called the company that Travis worked for a “pyramid scheme”. Supposedly people were buying “legal services” ahead of time but it was all just a pyramid so that new investors could pay off the ones before them.

Of course the company never provided any real legal services when people got in trouble. Jodi herself was also part of the pyramid but it was the Arizona taxpayers who had to pay for her defense.


91 posted on 05/09/2013 9:57:46 AM PDT by Dave346
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To: humblegunner

Are you implying there is a stick up a certain member’s anatomical region?


92 posted on 05/09/2013 9:58:33 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: Lazamataz

You sure brought out all the dour and humorless Freepers today.

This is one I’d like cuffed before/during/after I hit it. She’d probably volunteer.


93 posted on 05/09/2013 9:59:42 AM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (RINOS like Romney, McCain, Dole are sure losers. No more!)
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To: Lazamataz

Surely not I.
That would be in poor taste.


94 posted on 05/09/2013 9:59:50 AM PDT by humblegunner
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To: Dave346
The prosecutor himself called the company that Travis worked for a “pyramid scheme”. Supposedly people were buying “legal services” ahead of time but it was all just a pyramid so that new investors could pay off the ones before them. Of course the company never provided any real legal services when people got in trouble. Jodi herself was also part of the pyramid but it was the Arizona taxpayers who had to pay for her defense.

Interesting.

Can I interest you in my prepaid legal services offer?

95 posted on 05/09/2013 9:59:54 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: TheThirdRuffian
You sure brought out all the dour and humorless Freepers today.

....and the ones who don't get the deeper message. :)

96 posted on 05/09/2013 10:00:43 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: humblegunner
That would be in poor taste.

Starkissed doesn't want tuna in poor tase. Starkissed wants tuna that tastes poor.


97 posted on 05/09/2013 10:02:12 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: MrB

No it didn’t.


98 posted on 05/09/2013 10:06:48 AM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: Lazamataz


Deep point, aside, I just liked it for this line:

"Any gal who shoots their guy then stabs him 30 more times, has the sort of commitment to follow-through I am looking for in a woman."

Very clever.

Photo added for "WTF" value.


99 posted on 05/09/2013 10:08:09 AM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (RINOS like Romney, McCain, Dole are sure losers. No more!)
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To: Williams

I took your advice and did some checking.
Agree about the “not in good shape” part but in the pantheon of women, she’s still much closer to a 10 than a zero.


100 posted on 05/09/2013 10:09:33 AM PDT by nascarnation (Baraq's economic policy: trickle up poverty)
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