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Monster Barf: Weird, Smelly Foam Oozes Through Cracks in Chinese Streets
whofortedblog.com ^ | 05/13/2013 2:59 AM | Greg Newkirk

Posted on 05/15/2013 9:08:17 PM PDT by BenLurkin

At around 9PM, pedestrians began to notice the pavement at the Wende Baiyun Lane cross intersection started to crack and split open, and before long, a foamy white substance was spewing from the cracks, brining with it a foul-smelling stench. Within a short time, the foam had spread to a 50 meter radius and stood a foot high.

According to the Chinese news outlet Longhoo, firefighters and police rushed to rope off the scene, evacuating civilians and helping redirect the flow of traffic from the flow of ooze.

A short time later, the strange substance stopped leaking and the remnants that weren’t quickly washed into the sewers retreated back into the one centimeter wide cracks in the road, leaving authorities baffled as to what the stinking foam could have been.


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: earthquakecoming; foam; ooze
Not sure I'm buying this......
1 posted on 05/15/2013 9:08:17 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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2 posted on 05/15/2013 9:09:01 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: BenLurkin

Oh crap! China must have pissed of Japan..... That’s Godzilla poop!


3 posted on 05/15/2013 9:10:27 PM PDT by baddog 219
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4 posted on 05/15/2013 9:11:07 PM PDT by 101stAirborneVet
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To: BenLurkin

Probably the overflow from a plant packing food for the USA.


5 posted on 05/15/2013 9:11:12 PM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: BenLurkin
I have never quite recovered from seeing "The Blob" when I was a kid. Blob stories give me a panic attack.

retreated back into the one centimeter wide cracks in the road,

6 posted on 05/15/2013 9:11:25 PM PDT by DManA
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To: BenLurkin

What the hell? I didn't do that!


7 posted on 05/15/2013 9:15:17 PM PDT by Slyfox (The red face of shame is proof that the conscience is still operational.)
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To: BenLurkin
Old Chinese Proverb:

"When in doubt, add Polyethylene Glycol."

8 posted on 05/15/2013 9:20:21 PM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: BenLurkin

Great. Now I’ll have nightmares.

:-)


9 posted on 05/15/2013 9:21:13 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum (God Bless America)
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To: BenLurkin
Ah, since they like to live like New Yorkers do, millions smashed into a tiny area.......The sewage system is inevitably going to overload now and then. It is the nature of hive living.

Enjoy, urban dwellers!

10 posted on 05/15/2013 9:23:28 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: BenLurkin

Reads like a binary mixture in the sewer lines reacted in water, expanded at a rate more rapid than could be drained, then as the reaction rate leveled off, it drained through the sewer system.

Maybe that’s what those ChemEs near the Boston Water supply were dabbling with...(forgive the dangling participle)


11 posted on 05/15/2013 9:30:02 PM PDT by Cvengr (Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
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To: BenLurkin

Who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!


12 posted on 05/15/2013 9:37:44 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (When someone burns a cross on your lawn, the best firehose is an AK-47.)
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To: BenLurkin; knews_hound

Looks like one of my homebrew batches with a great batch of yeast!


13 posted on 05/15/2013 10:11:09 PM PDT by castlebrew (Gun Control means hitting where you're aiming!))
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To: BenLurkin

Looks a LOT like “The Stuff”.


14 posted on 05/15/2013 10:11:56 PM PDT by Little Pig (Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici.)
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To: RightGeek
Probably the overflow from a plant packing food for the USA.

Probably more true than we all want to realize.

15 posted on 05/15/2013 10:26:32 PM PDT by Bullish (Psalm 46)
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To: BenLurkin

Illegal Orange Julius factory explosion?


16 posted on 05/15/2013 10:48:32 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi
"When in doubt, add Polyethylene Glycol."

LOL, beat me to it. I was going to say "excess runoff of anti freeze from a nearby cat food processing plant."

17 posted on 05/15/2013 10:57:27 PM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: BenLurkin

[[Monster Barf: Weird, Smelly Foam Oozes Through Cracks in Chinese Streets]]

That woudl be Eric Holder’s lost memories of Benghazi, Wiretapps at AP and IRS situation- Yep- I’ll bet it does stink to high heaven


18 posted on 05/15/2013 11:54:06 PM PDT by CottShop (Scientific belief does not constitute scientific evidence, nor does it convey scientific knowledge)
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To: CottShop

LOL I thought they were talking about DC!


19 posted on 05/16/2013 1:04:29 AM PDT by wastoute (Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
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To: BenLurkin

they through all their dead babies into the sewer and then the bodies oozed their way back up to the surface.


20 posted on 05/16/2013 2:12:29 AM PDT by Wanderer99
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To: RightGeek
Probably the overflow from a plant packing food for the USA.

Beat me to it.
I was thinking along the lines of a farm-raised shrimp pond.

21 posted on 05/16/2013 4:17:13 AM PDT by Vinnie
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To: DManA
"panic attack"

I didn't see it when it came out (didn't have the money), but I distinctly remember some kid who saw it describing the flick. I remember being scared just by the thought of the blob sweeping through my town and sucking up everyone and everything in its path. At that age (seven), just thinking about those horror flicks scared the fecal matter out of me. I did see "Rodin" when I was seven. Scared the @@#@ out of me for two years. Then I saw it thirty years later on tv. Laughed all the way through at the cheesy effects.

22 posted on 05/16/2013 5:10:10 AM PDT by driftless2
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To: BenLurkin

It’s from hell.......


23 posted on 05/16/2013 5:21:25 AM PDT by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: castlebrew

24 posted on 05/16/2013 6:18:07 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: castlebrew

It’s German yeast.

Looks to be at high krausen !

Cheers,

knewshound


25 posted on 05/16/2013 6:32:18 AM PDT by knews_hound (Reading without commenting since 2001.)
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To: DManA; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
I have never quite recovered from seeing "The Blob" when I was a kid. Blob stories give me a panic attack.


26 posted on 05/16/2013 6:37:04 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Slyfox

Was Rodan sighted flying overhead???


27 posted on 05/16/2013 6:38:46 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: knews_hound

Yeah, the Belgian yeast I had in my latest batch just wouldn’t quit, either.


28 posted on 05/21/2013 9:29:42 PM PDT by castlebrew (Gun Control means hitting where you're aiming!))
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