Why Male Pansies Can’t Attract a Good Woman

Girls Just Wanna Have Guns ^ | May 2013 | Regis Giles

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

A while back I received several e-mails from guys requesting my advice on how to attract a female like me. You see, they seem to have a hard time attracting women that are into shooting and the outdoors… and I understand this.

Being that we humans aren’t whitetail deer and you can’t rub your scent on a tree to find yourself a mate, it makes things harder for guys.

I’ve decided to throw these guys a bone, and any others who need help, on how to attract such a lady. Here are essential points to follow in attracting the Katniss Everdeen for your life:

1. Confidence is key:

Now, I know I said we weren’t whitetail, but since you did mention you wanted a woman of the outdoors, I will use an analogy that caters to this community.

Women want the stud buck, bear or lion in their life. They want the alpha male, the one who walks out into the field and you know… he’s the man. However, don’t confuse this with arrogance; that is one thing women can’t stand.

2. Class not swag:

The woman who is into shooting and the outdoors is usually someone who is confident in herself. Knowing that, she will never choose a man who carries himself with “swag” and treats women as objects. A hundred times over …and over, they will choose a man who has “class” and treats them with the respect they deserve.

3. Be a man of virtue:

Living a life of virtue is much harder than living a life of vice. Showing that you are virtuous in your actions will tell a woman that you live to a moral code, you have discipline and you aren’t easily influenced by weak and petty people.

4. Don’t look, or be, desperate:

Never need someone. Always be content with the thought of being alone, that way you won’t fall for the wrong woman. Also, if you do appear desperate, that’s usually when women run for the hills… and I think it’s true for men too. However, when you do find the apple-of-your-eye, don’t ignore her.

5. My final note is, look sharp.

ZZ Top knows this and so should you; every girl goes crazy for a sharp dressed man. Guys, please put an effort into your appearance. We females aren’t shallow because we overlook the guys in sweat pants or who do the tube-sock/flip-flop combo… you look like a slob, that’s why we overlook you. If you want to attract a woman, be attractive.

Now, keep in mind this is strictly my opinion and the games of love are never set in stone. Nevertheless, these generally seem to be traits the majority of these Katniss Everdeen-like women are attracted to.

Also, take note of my use of the term “man”. The type of woman you want to attract isn’t going to be into a 30-year-old mama’s boy, who still lives at home and wets his bed. She is looking for a leader, the stud of the herd; she is looking for a “man”, not a “boy”.

Hope this helped.

Happy hunting,

-Regis Giles

[Darren McCarty]

Pretty lady. Good thing I'm not a pansie. She's probably a little young for me, though. I've never been wild hog hunting. That has to change sometime. I'm still waiting to win the elk lottery.

The bad part about having a soft spot for ladies who own guns is that I can't buy one gun anymore when I'm at the store. Drains the bank account.

[central_va]

You prefer Eveready™ or Duracell™?

[Darren McCarty]

There’s nothing wrong with long hair, in the right context.

I used to have my hair past the collar until I started having the receding hairline. I didn't want to look like an aging hippie before I turned 30.

[Cyber Liberty]

...great sense of humor!

I like you too...even if you are "krunky."

[Tax-chick]

There’s nothing wrong with a shaved head, either, in the right context ;-).

[Hoosier Catholic Momma]

Amen!

It’s obvious how crazy he is about his wife, even if he doesn’t ‘get’ everything she does. My husband is pretty much the same way.

Miss Kay is definitely a good old-fashioned Southern lady. I would hang out with her any day.

[Tax-chick]

According to Wikipedia, they were both born in 1946, which makes them 67.

[krunkygirl]

You are #1 on the roster... *grin*

[Age of Reason]

If your goal is to pass your genes on the strategy is not hard. Get married young. Stay married. Have children

But if you're married to one woman, you can only have babies as fast as that one wife can make them.

Further, there is a material limit as to how many babies a given man can help to raise

So whether a man is married or not, he can make far more babies by impregnating as many women as possible, and then walking away, leaving the rearing of those babies to chance: in many cases, the cuckolded husband will unknowingly or knowingly spend his resources to raise them or the unmarried mother will raise them alone or with the aid of her relatives and/or the state.

The other alternative is for the single mother, with illigitimate babies (or divorced mother, in the case of the ex-husband being a serial polygynist) in tow, to find a second-class male to marry (the groom and his family will justify the marriage by telling themselves the bride has now "grown-up" and appreciates a man like the groom: a hard working nice boy geek).

So evolution would seem to favor male promiscuity--and guess which sex is inherently more promiscuous?

[krunkygirl]

No, John, I am *very* “krunky”!

(What the heck does that mean anyway?)

kg/nancy

[Cyber Liberty]

I dunno what it means...you came up with the name! It’s listed in Urban Dictionary, but I can’t access that site from behind my work firewall.

And who’s “John?”

:^)

[krunkygirl]

OK, now I’m pretty confused, too.

Is this a famous quote I should be familiar with? “I am a dissident-—will you follow me? My name is John...” your tagline, of course.

We both got alot of ‘splainin’ to do!

Now get back to work-—

kg/nancy
ps-—oooh, is this a JG reference?

[Albion Wilde]

According to Wikipedia, they were both born in 1946, which makes them 67.

More years to enjoy! A couple still crazy about each other can have lots of carefree lovin' after they can't have children any more...