Posted on 06/14/2013 9:23:56 PM PDT by Steelfish
Man Calls Solihull Police To Complain About Prostitute's Looks A man has been warned after he dialled 999 to complain about a prostitute's looks after meeting her.
West Midlands Police said they were contacted by the caller who said he "wished to report her for breaching the Sale of Goods Act".
The force said the call was received at about 19:30 BST on Tuesday complaining that the woman was not as attractive as she had claimed.
Officers have now sent the man a letter warning him about wasting police time.
West Midlands Police said the man had claimed he met the woman in a hotel car park.
"The caller claimed that the woman had made out she was better looking than she actually was and he wished to report her for breaching the Sale of Goods Act," a spokesperson for the force said.
"When he raised this issue with the woman concerned, she allegedly took his car keys, ran away from the car and threw them back at him, prompting him to call police."
'It was unbelievable' During the call, the man can be heard to say: "I've arranged a meeting with her, but beforehand I've asked her for an honest description, otherwise when I get there I'm not going to use her services.
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Please, no pics.
I had no idea Michelle was moonlighting.
Wonder if he calls for politicians who promised one thing for votes and then goes back on those promises? It certainly would keep our police busy - they do shoot dogs, don’t they?
That wasn’t fair. You knew I’d click it.
Per UCC, “fitness for purpose”. Unless she was a guy, he’s outta luck ;-)
Just how are prostitutes supposed to look! I’ll bet the police laughed themselves over that call. lol
One eye is looking up to the side while the other is looking straight up. Yeah, that warrants a call to the police.
Wow! She jumped right out at me. LOL
I didn’t know Marty Feldmans’s daughter was a “pro”.
"What hump?"
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