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Florida Man Left Beaten, Robbed and Nude During First Date: Deputies
NBC Miami ^ | Tuesday, Jun 18, 2013

Posted on 06/18/2013 1:17:10 PM PDT by nickcarraway

Edited on 06/18/2013 1:18:45 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Shaun Paul Williams, 34, was found by deputies as he was walking on the side of the roadway nude and disoriented, the sheriff

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Gardening; Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: floriduh; tree
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To: nickcarraway

They really don’t seem to raise ‘em too smart in Florida.

It is amazing how many haywire sagas are datelined Florida.

Is it the lack of winter-kill?


21 posted on 06/18/2013 1:31:31 PM PDT by headsonpikes (Mass murder and cannibalism are the twin sacraments of socialism - "Who-whom?"-Lenin)
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To: nickcarraway

A nut doesn’t fall far from the tree...


22 posted on 06/18/2013 1:31:55 PM PDT by b4its2late (A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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To: schm0e
He went out on a limb to date her

I don't think Tree was actually a "her".

23 posted on 06/18/2013 1:32:42 PM PDT by chesty_puller (Viet Nam 1970-71 He who shed blood with me shall forever be my brother. Shak.)
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To: nickcarraway

It is better to have this happen while dating, than after marriage.


24 posted on 06/18/2013 1:33:35 PM PDT by ansel12 (Social liberalism/libertarianism, empowers, creates and imports, and breeds, economic liberals.)
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To: nickcarraway

That’s a hell of a first date.


25 posted on 06/18/2013 1:34:00 PM PDT by mykroar (China and Russia are playing chess while Obamas's playing 52 card pick-up.)
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To: nickcarraway

Tree will be back begging!


26 posted on 06/18/2013 1:35:25 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: nickcarraway

We had a case like that here about 25 years ago.

Turned out there was a softball team full of Lesbians who hung out at a particular bar, and liked to amuse themselves by picking-up guys and rolling them. One of the better looking ones would go meet a guy in a straight bar (often foreign students from the universities) and offer to have sex with him. She’d take him to a wooded area out by the airport where one of her buddies would be waiting with a gun. They’d take everything he had, leave him there naked and go back to the bar for a good laugh.

Apparently they never got reported because the guys did not want to admit to being rolled by a couple of girls. Until one day something went awry and they shot and killed a guy from Turkey. Both doing life in prison, I believe.


27 posted on 06/18/2013 1:35:53 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: nickcarraway

“recently met at a convenience store”


28 posted on 06/18/2013 1:36:55 PM PDT by ThanhPhero (Khach hanh huong den La Vang)
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To: nickcarraway

What a sap.


29 posted on 06/18/2013 1:37:47 PM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (Shall Not Be Infringed)
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To: nickcarraway

So meeting in a 7-11 and agreeing to get together for some prostitution is a “date?”


30 posted on 06/18/2013 1:38:23 PM PDT by I want the USA back (If I Pi$$ed off just one liberal today my mission has been accomplished.)
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To: nickcarraway
He was also the same man who was handcuffed to a bed by a prostitute in Manhattan and robbed of $8.

Prostitute: "Eight dollars? Eight dollars?"


31 posted on 06/18/2013 1:38:31 PM PDT by Alex in chains
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To: nickcarraway

“recently met at a convenience store”


32 posted on 06/18/2013 1:40:20 PM PDT by ThanhPhero (Khach hanh huong den La Vang)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

Her bite was worse than her bark.


33 posted on 06/18/2013 1:42:31 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: chesty_puller

“I don’t think Tree was actually a “her”.”

First thing that popped into my head...


34 posted on 06/18/2013 1:42:52 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (Support Free Republic!)
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To: Alex in chains
Prostitute: "Eight dollars? Eight dollars?"

But then, classic George: "Will I see you again?"

35 posted on 06/18/2013 1:43:32 PM PDT by Veggie Todd (What difference does it make?)
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To: nickcarraway

Well they say two is company but ‘Tree’ is a crowd—and how.


36 posted on 06/18/2013 1:43:35 PM PDT by tflabo (Truth or Tyranny)
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To: Revolting cat!

lol


37 posted on 06/18/2013 1:43:59 PM PDT by kjam22 (my newest music video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7gNI9bWO3s)
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To: nickcarraway

38 posted on 06/18/2013 1:47:28 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement ("World Peace 1.20.09.")
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To: Yossarian
Amen brother. Amen.

/johnny

39 posted on 06/18/2013 1:49:27 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: b4its2late

40 posted on 06/18/2013 1:50:03 PM PDT by tflabo (Truth or Tyranny)
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