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A Message From My Cousin
Voice Message | Cousin

Posted on 06/25/2013 6:58:55 PM PDT by woofie

"Yeah aunt Emily at matt-lulu-james-that(?) away and I'm just kinda lost my folder-growing(?) muscle and it is painful and trying(?) to get around my house right now. I don't know. Anyway so I missed your call I was doing a meeting and I slept them. So when we go on muslim-victor-where(?) the hospital and-i've(?) I am at eight months old and now I'm stuck you get around very well. Alright Mike over really well I know(?) well we will have probably relations with you-let-see-here(?) I am overcome the world. So anyway I'm trying to get my money away to my pad(?) if not alright cheers."

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TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: vanity; weird
This is a computer generated ( voice recognition) email I got after my cousin left a message on my answering machine today (via Vonage)

I guarantee this is not what he said ....He quit drinking a while back.

Also he was a marine in Viet Nam but this is not post stress trauma situation either...

I would say after all this time he is somewhat close to normal

But there may be a wire loose at the NSA which garbled the message.

1 posted on 06/25/2013 6:58:55 PM PDT by woofie
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To: woofie

I’ve had similar problems with Drag on Natu? rally Spe? aking?


2 posted on 06/25/2013 7:05:01 PM PDT by shove_it (old Old Guardsman)
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3 posted on 06/25/2013 7:10:05 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: woofie
It makes more sense if somebody reads it to you while you stare at this.

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4 posted on 06/25/2013 7:15:19 PM PDT by BykrBayb (Somewhere, my flower is there. ~ Þ)
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To: woofie

Lightenening strikes some people.


5 posted on 06/25/2013 7:19:48 PM PDT by schm0e ("we are in the midst of a coup.")
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To: woofie

” just kinda lost my folder-growing(?) muscle and it is painful”

A man’s worst nightmare...


6 posted on 06/25/2013 7:26:56 PM PDT by Rebelbase (1929-1950's, 20+years for full recovery. How long this time?)
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To: woofie

Diction is done with the tip of the tongue and the teeth.

Say it five times fast.


7 posted on 06/25/2013 8:08:22 PM PDT by agrarianlady
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To: schm0e

LOL! That one still pays laugh dividends.


8 posted on 06/25/2013 8:24:11 PM PDT by GOP_Party_Animal
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