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Funeral Home Offers Drive-Thru Viewing
http://www.breitbart.com ^
| 06/26/2013
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Posted on 06/26/2013 5:02:06 PM PDT by redreno
FARMVILLE, Va. (WTVR)The drive-thru itself was an innovative concept, but at this one, its unlikely you can order any fries or a shake. Carl Eggleston of Farmville believes in innovation when it comes to his funeral business. After 30 years in the business, hes seen some changes and hes tried to be one who keeps up with the times and needs of families. Next month hell have cameras installed in the chapel, so services can be viewed online for family out-of-state.
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Humor; Outdoors; Society
KEYWORDS: deathculture; drivethru; fastdeath; sourcetitlenoturl
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posted on
06/26/2013 5:02:06 PM PDT
by
redreno
To: redreno; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows
Cool!
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posted on
06/26/2013 5:05:36 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: redreno
This is news? I read of this happening over 50 years ago!
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posted on
06/26/2013 5:07:38 PM PDT
by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
(Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
To: redreno
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posted on
06/26/2013 5:08:31 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: redreno
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posted on
06/26/2013 5:10:23 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: redreno
The latest is drive through embalming. Burial at your convenience.
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posted on
06/26/2013 5:10:55 PM PDT
by
count-your-change
(you don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough)
To: redreno
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posted on
06/26/2013 5:11:38 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: redreno
Having your cake and eating it too?
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posted on
06/26/2013 5:12:23 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(Stand Your Ground)
To: Daffynition
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posted on
06/26/2013 5:15:44 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: Revolting cat!
Anyone with the franchise for a drive-thru birthing service wins. Don't ask for it super-sized...that's gonna hurt.
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posted on
06/26/2013 5:16:36 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(Stand Your Ground)
To: redreno
How about a drive up wake. You can have one for the road cause your buddy’s already laid out.
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posted on
06/26/2013 5:23:55 PM PDT
by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(President Obama; The Slumlord of the Rentseekers)
To: redreno
I think eventually we’ll do away with funeral home funerals. I’ve already told my children...just a mass.
To: Daffynition
Reminds me of a scene in fellini SATYRICON in which a deceased man offers his fortune to his friends, but only if they eat his dead body. The movie closes with them chowing down.
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posted on
06/26/2013 5:29:46 PM PDT
by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
(Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
To: redreno
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posted on
06/26/2013 5:30:42 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: Revolting cat!
Where Lenin lies, the red flag flies
And the rat-grey workers wait
To tread the gloom of Lenin's tomb
Where the Comrade lies in state... Robert Service. I love that poem.
To: Sacajaweau
I think eventually well do away with funeral home funerals. Ive already told my children...just a mass.
Good idea! I would like that too...
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posted on
06/26/2013 5:57:47 PM PDT
by
mlizzy
(If people spent an hour a week in Eucharistic adoration, abortion would be ended. --Mother Teresa)
To: redreno
Come on kids. Everyone in the car for ice cream.... We can drive by and see grandma on the way!
To: redreno
They’re dead on with that idea. Otherwise, who’s got the time?
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posted on
06/26/2013 6:46:20 PM PDT
by
Old Yeller
(Cracker Barrel is racist and I demand that they change their name.)
To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
Perfect. ROFLOMayo
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posted on
06/26/2013 7:03:07 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(Stand Your Ground)
To: redreno
It's called PAYING YOUR RESPECTS.
How much respect are you showing if you cannot even haul your fat celluitic ass out of the driver's seat???!?
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posted on
06/27/2013 3:30:53 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(If illegal aliens voted (R), then the Dems would create the tightest border security in the world.)
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