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Model electrocuted after peeing on G train third rail
http://www.nypost.com ^
| July 9, 2013
| KIRSTAN CONLEY, LEONICA VALENTINE
Posted on 07/28/2013 1:50:44 PM PDT by B4Ranch
A quirky Brooklyn model died early yesterday after he drunkenly stumbled onto a subway track’s electric third rail while urinating in Williamsburg, law-enforcement sources said.
Matthew Zeno, 30, of Bedford-Stuyvesant ...
“He was peeing, and he tripped,” one source told The Post.
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: alcohol; ouch
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To: MarkL
That’s poetic (sniff) Beau-I-ful.
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posted on
07/28/2013 2:21:47 PM PDT
by
VRW Conspirator
(The Lefties can drink Kool-Aid; I will drink Tea.)
To: B4Ranch
Be careful where you go do the Wiz—zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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posted on
07/28/2013 2:22:20 PM PDT
by
tflabo
(Truth or Tyranny)
To: B4Ranch
Missed this when it happened. I worked near there for a month last year.
43
posted on
07/28/2013 2:22:55 PM PDT
by
Tanniker Smith
(Rome didn't fall in a day, either.)
To: MarkL
Some people can learn by simply obeying a warning sign.
44
posted on
07/28/2013 2:24:38 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: DemforBush
Like something out of “Men in Black”
45
posted on
07/28/2013 2:31:58 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Secret Agent Man
We said pee into the turd pail not onto the third rail. He’d still be alive if he had to take a dump instead.
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posted on
07/28/2013 2:34:39 PM PDT
by
tflabo
(Truth or Tyranny)
To: B4Ranch
Yipes! If that is the model in question, I have to assume he has been modeling caskets. (Well, I suppose he is now....)
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posted on
07/28/2013 2:42:46 PM PDT
by
Bigg Red
(Let me hear what God the LORD will speak. -Ps85)
To: Mark17
Something to learn from Ren and Stimpy: “Don’t whiz on the electric fence”!
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posted on
07/28/2013 2:45:58 PM PDT
by
getarope
(Jesus is coming soon, and boy is he PISSED!)
To: B4Ranch; a fool in paradise
Friends of a victim told reporters that he was known as a whiz!
49
posted on
07/28/2013 2:48:02 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: Revolting cat!
50
posted on
07/28/2013 2:48:51 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: B4Ranch
Died from an alcohol-related lightning bolt up the urethra. Just damn, son.
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posted on
07/28/2013 2:49:38 PM PDT
by
The KG9 Kid
(Demand Common Sense Nut Control.)
To: B4Ranch
GUILTY!
(This is their idea of handsome in modeling? Geesh media are more man-oriented than I already thought!)
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posted on
07/28/2013 2:51:43 PM PDT
by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
To: EEGator
Exactly what I thought of.
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posted on
07/28/2013 2:52:17 PM PDT
by
DManA
To: BRL
The article says he fell on the rail. So all the jokes about urinating on fences and rails are just non-sequiturs.
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posted on
07/28/2013 2:57:57 PM PDT
by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
To: RBW in PA
The article says the guy fell on the rail. The urine was incidental.
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posted on
07/28/2013 2:58:57 PM PDT
by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
To: Cyber Liberty
Waiting for George Costanza pix to show up.
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posted on
07/28/2013 2:59:57 PM PDT
by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
To: dfwgator
LOL! I have to file that one for future use!
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posted on
07/28/2013 3:05:08 PM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: B4Ranch
He looks stupid enough to pee on the third rail.
Can we charge the NY transportation authority for killing Obama’s sons lookalike.
58
posted on
07/28/2013 3:14:04 PM PDT
by
Venturer
To: DManA
Anybody could die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
59
posted on
07/28/2013 3:18:12 PM PDT
by
EEGator
To: cripplecreek
“That’s a model?”
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Apparently a used model.
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posted on
07/28/2013 3:26:19 PM PDT
by
RipSawyer
(I was born on Earth, what planet is this?)
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