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Male breastfeeding therapist thwarted by suspicious husbands
Metro [UK] ^ | Wednesday 31 Jul 2013 | Mark Molloy

Posted on 08/01/2013 1:06:10 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

A male breastfeeding expert is battling to save his business after claiming suspicious husbands refuse to let him massage their wives’ breasts.

Yang Jun, 29, from Henan province in central China, says he is ‘highly qualified’ to perform the task but is not being given the chance to show off his skills.

He is one of only three male experts providing the unusual service in the country after graduating with honours from his breastfeeding course.

Jun massages the women’s breasts for 90 minutes to help with milk production, but currently only has two regular customers willing to pay him for the £20 session.

‘I’m beginning to think this wasn’t such a good idea. The husbands are very suspicious,’ he explained.

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‘All the women I trained with have hundreds of clients but as soon as the husbands realise I’m a man they turn me down.’

He added: ‘I’m really very good at this if people will only give me a chance.

‘I’ve studied physiology, massage, acupuncture and I’m very highly qualified. People should think of me as a doctor or a nurse.’


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: napl
Jun massages the women’s breasts for 90 minutes to help with milk production, but currently only has two regular customers willing to pay him for the £20 session.

Quit while you're ahead, pal.

1 posted on 08/01/2013 1:06:10 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...


2 posted on 08/01/2013 1:08:58 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

3 posted on 08/01/2013 1:13:06 AM PDT by JoeProBono (Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
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To: Slings and Arrows

people were just now catching on to this?


4 posted on 08/01/2013 1:13:08 AM PDT by GeronL
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To: Slings and Arrows

If he was smart, he’d go to the housing projects. Lots of babies, but no husbands to worry about.


5 posted on 08/01/2013 1:27:15 AM PDT by Cowboy Bob (Democrats: Robbing Peter to buy Paul's vote.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
He added: ‘I’m really very good at this

I'll bet he is. I know this is in China, but as Yakov Smirnoff would say, what a country.

6 posted on 08/01/2013 1:30:34 AM PDT by Mark17 (Yesterday I couldn't spell it. Today I are one, a creepy a$$ cracker)
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7 posted on 08/01/2013 1:30:52 AM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: Slings and Arrows
This could be a career for all the male students in California who will identify as females so they can use the girls' locker room.
8 posted on 08/01/2013 1:32:36 AM PDT by BinaryBoy (Socialism is built on slavery.)
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To: JoeProBono

Innocent Cat has some ‘splainin’ to do.


9 posted on 08/01/2013 1:52:23 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Cowboy Bob

He’s in China, poor sod.


10 posted on 08/01/2013 1:53:18 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Mark17

“In America, you find party. In Communist China, Party finds you!”


11 posted on 08/01/2013 1:54:10 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Lancey Howard

Amateur!


12 posted on 08/01/2013 1:54:27 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: BinaryBoy

With every new law, a new opportunity.


13 posted on 08/01/2013 1:55:00 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
“In America, you find party. In Communist China, Party finds you!”

Yup, yup, yup. (Watch his videos on you tube to see what that means)

14 posted on 08/01/2013 2:16:29 AM PDT by Mark17 (Yesterday I couldn't spell it. Today I are one, a creepy a$$ cracker)
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To: Slings and Arrows
"hundreds of clients but as soon as the husbands realise I’m a man they turn me down."


15 posted on 08/01/2013 2:24:31 AM PDT by conservative98
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To: Slings and Arrows

Probably mandated to be covered under 0bamacare


16 posted on 08/01/2013 2:26:08 AM PDT by ReaganGeneration2
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To: Slings and Arrows

17 posted on 08/01/2013 2:29:46 AM PDT by Daffynition (Life's short- paddle hard!)
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To: Mark17

“In America, you watch video. In Communist China, video watches you!”

[Actually, considering the surveillance state, that one’s not true anymore, is it?]


18 posted on 08/01/2013 2:33:27 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Daffynition

Ugh.


19 posted on 08/01/2013 2:34:05 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I’ll bet they have a smaller cup size to go with their beans.


20 posted on 08/01/2013 2:44:08 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: Daffynition

21 posted on 08/01/2013 2:44:49 AM PDT by wastedyears (One nation, under wub. Saints Row IV)
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To: wastedyears; Slings and Arrows
I suspect a....


22 posted on 08/01/2013 2:47:21 AM PDT by Daffynition (Life's short- paddle hard!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Great idea noted and logged.


23 posted on 08/01/2013 2:49:32 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

Brain bleach, please.


24 posted on 08/01/2013 2:54:08 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Lazamataz

He is a beacon, and we can but follow his light.


25 posted on 08/01/2013 2:55:48 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Daffynition; Slings and Arrows; GeronL; Salamander

I take it that Jun will be announcing his candidacy soon for Mayor of New York?


26 posted on 08/01/2013 4:09:45 AM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: shibumi

Jun would fit right in


27 posted on 08/01/2013 4:11:05 AM PDT by GeronL
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To: Slings and Arrows
He added: ‘I’m really very good at this if people will only give me a chance.

LOL.

28 posted on 08/01/2013 4:52:11 AM PDT by SIDENET
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To: Slings and Arrows

This is a very uplifting article.

Thank you for your support!


29 posted on 08/01/2013 5:48:32 AM PDT by left that other site (You Shall Know the Truth, and the Truth Shall Set You Free...John 8:32)
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To: Slings and Arrows
‘I’m beginning to think this wasn’t such a good idea. The husbands are very suspicious,’ he explained.

Ya THINK?????

And you were expecting what exactly?????

Any women who isn't also equally suspicious is an idiot.

30 posted on 08/01/2013 6:37:35 AM PDT by metmom (For freedom Christ has set us free; stand firm therefore & do not submit again to a yoke of slavery)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz; Revolting cat!

“£20 a session”

That’s all he can afford.


31 posted on 08/01/2013 6:54:18 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Sum Ting’s Wong here.


32 posted on 08/01/2013 6:55:01 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Slings and Arrows

No sadly, it’s not.


33 posted on 08/01/2013 7:44:58 AM PDT by null and void (You don't know what "cutting edge" means till you insult Mohammed.)
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To: a fool in paradise

*rimshot*


34 posted on 08/01/2013 10:19:23 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: dfwgator

Ho Lee Fuk!


35 posted on 08/01/2013 10:20:18 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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