Posted on 08/06/2013 4:23:31 AM PDT by BO Stinkss
Ammo is getting scarce! But this morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo.
I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.
She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, Im a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?
I thought for a few seconds and asked,
What kind of ammo ya got?
True, but things are loosening up... a little. Last night I got 3 boxes of Tula 7.62x39 for $5.17 a box at Walmart. 60 rounds is abut two weeks worth.
Previously posted as humor and vanity.PS girl at pump isnt in US or Blonde,although she is definitely a looker
<< Only 1 in 100 men would notice that it was a Russian gas station, only 50 would notice she was pumping gas. >>
The text said she’s blond but she’s not. I see no one noticed that either. Lol.
At least he didn’t wildly shoot his wad. Maturity.
This happens to me all the time.
I’ve only seen aguila ammo once and I read on the box that it has no powder in it. It’s a primer only shot round. beware.
I got 2 boxes of TulAmmo (Russian made) .45 steel case at WalMart last week for $15.57/box. Don’t know what it’s like, but for 31 cents a round I’ll find out. Clerk says he hasn’t seen .22 in six months.
I didn’t like the babe at the link so I found a better one.
I found 9mm in a Walmart at 10:30 p.m. when the shipment just came in, and I was allowed one whole box! There were a dozen on the shelf.
the original babe was OK. but I do like the Daisy Dukes look better myself....
Thanks
Nothing sounds dumber than an old hackneyed joke told in first person.
Grumpy?
“Grumpy?”
No I’m not.
Are you Dopey?
Good supply with all Manufacturers in full production. Greater demand from all hoarding sources. Myself included.
Liberal
I’ve shot plenty of Aguila and it’s actually a little hotter than a lot of other .22 ammo. It is certainly not “primer only”.
Theres a SECOND babe? Woot!!
Aquila makes bunch of ammo. One of their products is the equivalent of CB caps. They make quality ammo for the most part.
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