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Washington 40,000
Self ^ | 23 Aug 13 | Me

Posted on 08/23/2013 12:26:09 PM PDT by OneWingedShark

Here's another brochure, based heavily on Warhammer 40k for style (though I couldn't quite capture the grim-dark setting). The Latin was kinda fun to do, giving me an excuse to play with google translate.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: brochure; satire
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1 posted on 08/23/2013 12:26:09 PM PDT by OneWingedShark
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To: Graewoulf; JRandomFreeper; GeronL; campaignPete R-CT; TBP; higgmeister; blueunicorn6; ...

Another brochure; you might have fun with the Latin.


2 posted on 08/23/2013 12:28:29 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: OneWingedShark

Well, I do like that. Does it come with a board game?


3 posted on 08/23/2013 12:31:31 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: GeronL
Sadly no. :(

Though maybe that would be a way to make money while I'm *a-hem* between jobs.

4 posted on 08/23/2013 12:35:49 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: OneWingedShark

Yes, maybe you should try that, see how many conservative sites would “split the profit” (of what they help sell) with you if they give you a little ad on their sites.

You might be able to incorporate Hillary and Anthony Weiner and other Democrats in a Demon-Ork Army and there could be a hidden Army of RINO’s lurking out there.

draw a card...

or roll dice

lolz


5 posted on 08/23/2013 12:42:04 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: OneWingedShark

A GOD WE BE?

Has Mormonism infiltrated your pdf?


6 posted on 08/23/2013 12:48:41 PM PDT by Syncro ("So?" - -Andrew Breitbart --The King of All Media RIP Feb 1, 1969 – Mar 1, 2012)
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To: OneWingedShark
Nice work!


IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR FUTURE THERE IS ONLY GOVERNMENT.


7 posted on 08/23/2013 12:58:25 PM PDT by agere_contra (I once saw a movie where only the police and military had guns. It was called 'Schindler's List'.)
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8 posted on 08/23/2013 1:07:07 PM PDT by agere_contra (I once saw a movie where only the police and military had guns. It was called 'Schindler's List'.)
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To: Syncro

“A GOD WE BE?

Has Mormonism infiltrated your pdf?”

Have you never dealt with any bureaucrap? All are convinced they are the ‘children of a lesser God’ - if not a God in and of their own self centered self.

Mighty few bureaucraps are Mormon, by the way. Something about being productive, I suppose.


9 posted on 08/23/2013 2:03:56 PM PDT by GladesGuru (Islam is antithetical to, and Islam is irreconcilable with, America. Therefore - Islam Delenda Est)
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10 posted on 08/23/2013 2:06:02 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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11 posted on 08/23/2013 2:07:25 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: GladesGuru

So you did that on pourpoise huh?


12 posted on 08/23/2013 2:09:42 PM PDT by Syncro ("So?" - -Andrew Breitbart --The King of All Media RIP Feb 1, 1969 – Mar 1, 2012)
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To: OneWingedShark

Will Eric Holder be leading the Inquisition?


13 posted on 08/23/2013 2:13:18 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Syncro
A GOD WE BE?

Well, can you think of any other [small] sentence that sums up the attitude the government has assumed, especially towards us citizens subjects?

Has Mormonism infiltrated your pdf?

Maybe I should have put some Latin in there with Romnius.

14 posted on 08/23/2013 4:57:39 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Will Eric Holder be leading the Inquisition?

The Holy Inquisition, thank you.
And Yes: he will lead it from the Æmulare Homicidæ (FBI).

15 posted on 08/23/2013 4:59:41 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Creepy. / Good job (on making and/or finding it).


16 posted on 08/23/2013 5:06:06 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: OneWingedShark

Found it - apparently we’re not the only ones who see the grimdark in this administration.


17 posted on 08/23/2013 5:08:29 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: OneWingedShark
Local law enforcement can be done by the Adeptus Occisoribuscanes.
18 posted on 08/23/2013 5:12:19 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Doom-gambler dogs?


19 posted on 08/23/2013 5:15:46 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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Killers of dogs. I ran two words together to make it look more Imperial.


20 posted on 08/23/2013 5:19:52 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Ah, gotcha. Cool.


21 posted on 08/23/2013 5:47:11 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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22 posted on 08/23/2013 7:04:03 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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23 posted on 08/23/2013 8:53:22 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

LOL / Awesome.


24 posted on 08/23/2013 9:11:54 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: OneWingedShark

I love W40K humor.


25 posted on 08/23/2013 9:18:35 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
I love W40K humor.

Yeah, some of it's great stuff. (I only recently got into 40K, I had a game-package that came with Dawn of War and gave it a spin. Pretty fun, especially the Tao.)



26 posted on 08/23/2013 9:30:48 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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I’m reading the Ravenor omnibus right now. I love it.


27 posted on 08/24/2013 11:28:49 AM PDT by bigheadfred (INFIDEL)
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