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Government Classifies Bacon as a Schedule 1 Drug

Posted on 09/06/2013 1:10:04 PM PDT by Talisker

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To: mountn man

The simple things are the best. :)


81 posted on 09/06/2013 5:37:00 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: 1rudeboy

Gird your Pork Loins...


82 posted on 09/06/2013 5:37:40 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (Liberal Democrats = Communists. RINO Republicans = Communist Sympathizers.)
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To: JRandomFreeper

Careful. While explosions are generally not a hazard in bacon labs, there’s always the danger of a grease fire.


83 posted on 09/06/2013 5:42:43 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Talisker

 

I'm not sure the Baine would like finding out the Bacon was synthesized from him...

84 posted on 09/06/2013 5:46:30 PM PDT by logi_cal869
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To: GeronL
How do you pronounce... θ

I believe that's the Greek letter, 'theta' (thae-ta).

I have no idea what phonetic sound it stands for.

85 posted on 09/06/2013 8:18:24 PM PDT by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: Talisker

Thanks for the fun thread!


86 posted on 09/06/2013 8:24:11 PM PDT by MEG33
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To: TigersEye

"I have a pig on my back!!"

87 posted on 09/06/2013 8:24:29 PM PDT by yorkie
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To: mountn man

Mmmm,,Mmmm good


88 posted on 09/06/2013 8:25:38 PM PDT by MEG33
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To: potlatch

Lol..I love this thread...and BACON.!


89 posted on 09/06/2013 8:26:45 PM PDT by MEG33
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To: Talisker
You're just plain mean, aren't you. [giggles]

From Wikipedia:

Thebacon (INN;[1] pronounced /ˈθbəkɒn/), or dihydrocodeinone enol acetate, is a semisynthetic opioid that is similar to hydrocodone and is most commonly synthesised from thebaine. It is marketed as its hydrochloride salt under the trade name Acedicon and as the bitartrate as Diacodin and other trade names. The hydrochloride salt has a free base conversion ratio of 0.846. Other salts used in research and other settings include the phosphate, hydrobromide, citrate, hydroiodide, and sulphate. The US DEA Administrative Controlled Substance Control Number assigned by the Controlled Substances Act 1970 for thebacon and all of its salts is 9737.
90 posted on 09/06/2013 8:26:58 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: MEG33
I have read that Paula Deen deep fries her bacon......
91 posted on 09/06/2013 8:28:10 PM PDT by yorkie
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To: wattsgnu
Thebacon is not the bacon

"Is, is not is," said Bill Clinton.

92 posted on 09/06/2013 8:28:19 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: yorkie

That’s really bringing home the Bacon!


93 posted on 09/06/2013 8:28:43 PM PDT by MEG33
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To: yorkie

She does..I don’t recall if she batters it or just flours it.


94 posted on 09/06/2013 8:31:36 PM PDT by MEG33
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To: Talisker
IF BACON IS WRONG, I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT.

95 posted on 09/06/2013 8:38:13 PM PDT by Yardstick
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To: MEG33
"I think we love bacon because it has all the qualities of an amazing sensory experience. When we cook it, the sizzling sound is so appetizing, the aroma is maddening, the crunch of the texture is so gratifying and the taste delivers every time." Alexandra Guarnaschelli
96 posted on 09/06/2013 8:56:53 PM PDT by yorkie
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To: moose07

Jeepers... Thanks for the ping!


97 posted on 09/06/2013 9:49:13 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: moose07

Jeepers... Thanks for the ping!


98 posted on 09/06/2013 9:49:13 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: Talisker
Chuck Schumer has recenctly introduced legislation to outlaw
these drug vending machines found at nearly every truck stop
in the nation...


99 posted on 09/07/2013 4:50:29 AM PDT by Rodamala
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To: Billthedrill

Henchmen vs minions...


100 posted on 09/07/2013 5:02:18 AM PDT by metesky (Brethren, leave us go amongst them! - Rev. Capt. Samuel Johnston Clayton - Ward Bond, The Searchers)
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