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Man Waking Up From Surgery Stunned by His Hot Wife
New York Magazine ^ | 9/10 | Dan Amira

Posted on 09/10/2013 11:01:26 AM PDT by nickcarraway

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To: Slyfox
...I woke up from surgery having my wisdom teeth out and I said out loud, “I am alive!”

I woke up in zombie mode from that. I was wearing a pair of Raybans and had an Ace bandage wrapped all around my head- ostensibly to mitigate the swelling. I looked like a large, groggy version of the Invisible man. I wandered around the maxillofacial surgeon's office looking for somewhere to lie down. I finally found a place, and swept a few obstructions off onto the floor with my forearm that were left in the way. Later, my then-girlfriend came in to pick me up and burst out laughing when she appeared at the door, ushered in by a peeved-off surgeon.

I'd taken over the doctor's office, cleared off her desk and gone to sleep on it.

21 posted on 09/10/2013 11:23:56 AM PDT by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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To: Veggie Todd

Actually, if that is Helen THomas, she looks better since she died.


22 posted on 09/10/2013 11:25:57 AM PDT by ZULU (Barack Hussein Obama is the Lord of Misrule)
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To: nickcarraway

I want some pics of his hot wife.


23 posted on 09/10/2013 11:30:21 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (From time to time the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots.)
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To: Veggie Todd

Meine augen! Aiiiiieee!


24 posted on 09/10/2013 11:33:12 AM PDT by Noumenon (What would Michael Collins do?)
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To: Rusty0604

I thought the nurse was trying to kill me and started fighting with her.


25 posted on 09/10/2013 11:35:12 AM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: nickcarraway
Photo of him and his wife and she is hot!


26 posted on 09/10/2013 11:35:54 AM PDT by rochester_veteran (All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.)
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To: rochester_veteran; a fool in paradise

And the lady was heard saying: “Well, thank you very much, Captain Obvious!”


27 posted on 09/10/2013 11:37:43 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: nickcarraway

Am I the only skeptic? Wonder why the scene was being videotaped in the first place. And it seemed to go on too long.

Then he messed up and called her “Babe”, but quickly corrected himself with “is that what we call each other?”.

It’s cute and all, but I’m not a believer.


28 posted on 09/10/2013 11:38:06 AM PDT by EnquiringMind
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To: Veggie Todd

They said she was “married”, not “buried” to the man....


29 posted on 09/10/2013 11:38:25 AM PDT by Jumper
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To: rochester_veteran

He’s been married six years? He doesn’t look old enough to have gone to the senior prom.


30 posted on 09/10/2013 11:45:22 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

My wife becomes more and more attractive to me each day. Seriously. It’s kinda weird.


31 posted on 09/10/2013 11:47:35 AM PDT by golux
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To: Rusty0604

I walked into my brother in law’s hospital room after he had open heart surgery and he was in la la land. He turned to my sister and said “GG2 is the best sister in law in the world. She’s always so good to me” I thought I was in the wrong room. LOL!


32 posted on 09/10/2013 11:51:05 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: PDGearhead

About 15 years ago I had to have some surgery on my wrist. As I woke up in recovery the doctor was there with a big grin on his face. He told me that the anesthesiologist was talking to me as he prepared to “put me under”, and he asked me to tell him if I had a ringing in my ears. According to my doctor, I replied, “I went to the doctor and got the ringing fixed. Now I just have a dialtone.” The doctor told me they all got a good laugh as I slipped off into a nice sleep.


33 posted on 09/10/2013 11:51:17 AM PDT by Kharis13 (That noise you hear is our Founding Fathers spinning in their graves.)
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To: DannyTN
he was going to get out of those straps and kick everybody’s ass.”

Hubby did the same thing. I could hear the commotion all the way down the hall. He had run off every nurse and doctor around. No one wanted to go near him. They finally sent for me and were fluttering around asking if I would be ok with him. I still didn't have a clue what the heck they were so upset about until I walked into Recovery. They had moved out the other patients and a male nurse was cowering in the corner. Haha, I only had to tell him to be quiet and behave himself and that immediately put a stop to his ranting. The nurses still didn't trust him and kept peeking in asking if I was ok. As soon as he could sort of sit in a wheelchair, they got him to the car. It's still funny after all these years, lol. I won't say what I did in Recovery but hubby still thinks it's hilarious. I'm sure the nurse is still talking about it, too. Someone really should write a book about the crazy things patients say and do in Recovery.

34 posted on 09/10/2013 11:52:13 AM PDT by bgill (This reply was mined before it was posted.)
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To: nickcarraway

A good friend of mine was hitting on all the nurses in Recovery, with his wife sitting there next to him.

Luckily, she’s been a good sport about it.

The next day when I visited him, he was still on some pretty high-test drugs and thought I was George Washington. Very impressed to have me visit him. LOL


35 posted on 09/10/2013 11:58:42 AM PDT by Sherman Logan (Mark Steyn: "In the Middle East, the enemy of our enemy is also our enemy.")
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"You're my wife?" he says, his voice cracking. "Holy shit. Dang." He goes on like this for a while. "Oh my God, I hit the jackpot!"

THEN, she opened her mouth......

36 posted on 09/10/2013 12:02:10 PM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: Georgia Girl 2

How sweet.


37 posted on 09/10/2013 12:03:13 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Sherman Logan

My hubby had a head injury falling off a bike and had no memory for a few days. I was 9 months pregnant and every time he saw me, he knew me, but kept having a shock that I was pregant! “my God, you are pregnant, when did that happen!”


38 posted on 09/10/2013 12:05:36 PM PDT by cajungirl
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At least he didn’t ask you how it happened.


39 posted on 09/10/2013 12:09:21 PM PDT by Sherman Logan (Mark Steyn: "In the Middle East, the enemy of our enemy is also our enemy.")
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To: nickcarraway

That’s funny.


40 posted on 09/10/2013 12:14:48 PM PDT by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead.)
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