NFL WEEK 5 PICKS

Went 8 -7 last week, making me 38-25 for the season but Week 5...

I get back on the Win Big Wagon with these picks:

Thursday night finds the Buffalopes at the Brownstains and the biggest brown lumps left at the end of the day will be buffalo chips--

Sunday finds the Saints turning the other cheek before finally eating Da Bears' lunch

The Pattycakes, to big's delight, hang TCU North's Bengalskins to the wall

And at Lamboo Field, big's pleasure continues as his Pakcerwackers bankrupt the Loinchops

My Old Dallas Texans, and my new hero, Big Chief Andy... stay undefeated by scalping Allegra's Old Earlers

The 12th Males' Seahags find no luck as the Colts hand them their first loss

Rams get an additional bye as the Teabowless Jags show up and that's all

Joe gets his crabs back down in Phinland, winning in a squeeker

Gadzooks, Pharmboy! Who'd have guessed I'd be pulling for your Jersey Jints to beat the Iggles? Well, since the NFL's new 'PC Feel Good Rules' says both cannot lose, I had to--

Cam get shafted as the Red Byrds pleased the home crowd-- All six of them who are not secret Dallas Cowboys' fan

Allegra's Texicans get back on the horse and hide the 69er's soap-- Or they better 'cause I've seen Allegra mad!

Sorry, Seven- The lights go out in Oakland as the Bolts electrocute your Waiders

Monday night not only do the Jets crash & burn at Vick's old Black Byrds' Memorial Dog Park and Grill, Old, Bold Former-Jet Pilot Joe... does, too!

In the second Bye & Lesbians Weekend Retreat Bowl of the season and the first one with four teams, of the Viqueens, Stoolers, Bucking Ears and Deadskins, only sPittsburg stays winless

Okay, mark this on the seat of your breeches! My Boys... don't have a chinaman's chance against Mile High Manning--

[Gadzooks! Did I... say that out loud?]

But if Jerry's secret negoations with The Left Coast's Chinese Football League for their Supertuff Occidental 'Chop-Chop' Sack Machine pan out, we can win!

"If you meet my demands... you have Hop Sings' Three-Hoof Donkey Stew for Sunday dinner!"

Bender has predicted his Cowboys will lose to Denver, Cornelius, so schedule him... for experimental brain surgery so we can nip this in the bud

BREAKING NEWS FROM CNN SPORTS... Ken Brockmann reporting--

Being Obama's favorite news channel and using our source in the National Security Agency... we have got an advance copy of big's original telegram with his picks for Week 5 as shown here:

While our CNN Code Expert was unable to deciper the text, he did say, "Very interesting... but who can say who wins in the NFL with all this parity crap!"

This has been Ken Brockmann reporting... BREAKING NEWS FROM CNN SPORTS

1 posted on 10/03/2013 4:54:07 AM PDT by Bender2

To: big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; RockinRight; Army Air Corps; ..

Okay, everybody pick...

or talk to the hand!

2 posted on 10/03/2013 4:55:37 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)

I predict the steelers wont lose this weekend.

3 posted on 10/03/2013 5:00:35 AM PDT by Yorlik803 ( Church/Caboose in 2016)

I’m thinking the Fins are going to be extra slippery and beat the Ravens by 5.

4 posted on 10/03/2013 5:10:48 AM PDT by corkoman

“I predict the steelers wont lose this weekend.”

***

LOL. It's a shame that the only way to stop the slide is to take time off.

5 posted on 10/03/2013 5:30:48 AM PDT by fatnotlazy

To: Yorlik803; big'ol_freeper

Re: I predict the steelers wont lose this weekend

Bold choice, Yorlikie... that's like predicting big will wear his cheesebra... Sunday at Lamboo Field--

6 posted on 10/03/2013 5:31:22 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)

I Like Kansas City and Andy Reid

Glad he is away from dog killer M. Vick

Pick um: KC rolls over Titans (FUGLY uniforms)in a walk.

7 posted on 10/03/2013 5:32:17 AM PDT by atc23 (The Confederacy was the single greatest conservative resistance to federal authority ever.)

Game of the Week : Houston at Frisco: Tejans cannot lose two in a row this early in season. JJ Watt makes ghettoback Kaperneck cry like a baby. Houston upsets Firniners : 20-10

Game of the Week 2: Discount Double Check guy has a must win game against the hated Detroit team. Pack gets back on track : 31-21

8 posted on 10/03/2013 5:37:16 AM PDT by atc23 (The Confederacy was the single greatest conservative resistance to federal authority ever.)

Cleveland continues to stay hot against the Bills...
The Saints remain unbeaten against Cutler and the Bears...
Same with New England against the Bungles...
The Packers, off the bye, beat the inconsistent Lions...
The Chiefs beat the Locker-less Titans...
Seattle D overwhelms the Colts...
Jacksonville gets their first win against St Louis...
Dolphins upend the Ravens...
Philadelphia ends the Giants hopes this season...
Cam Newton and Carolina beat Arizona...
Denver puts up 60 against the 'Boys...
San Franciso comes from 20 down in the 4th to beat the Texans... JJ Watt threatens to kill Matt Schaub...
Philip Rivers leads the Bolts over the Raiders...
Atlanta gives the Jets a dose of reality...

Of course, if I really knew what I was doing, I'd be in Vegas making a living at this!

9 posted on 10/03/2013 5:40:38 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)

Re: I Like Kansas City and Andy Reid

What's not to like... especially that shirt!

You could... make a tent with that shirt big enough to cover my and Jerry's shame when the Broncos bitch-slap my Boys Sunday!

[Gadzooks! Did I say that aloud... again???]

10 posted on 10/03/2013 5:43:32 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)

My Old Dallas Texans, and my new hero, Big Chief Andy... stay undefeated by scalping Allegra's Old Earlers

I hope so but my Chief's are hurting. They had 14 players on the injury report for the week. It's going to be a battle.

11 posted on 10/03/2013 5:43:32 AM PDT by DoodleDawg

the fans here are already calling for Tomlin to be replaced.
Tomlin cant make the players hold onto the ball.
will be interesting to see if the steelers go winless thru Oct.

12 posted on 10/03/2013 5:44:09 AM PDT by Yorlik803 ( Church/Caboose in 2016)

Re: I hope so but my Chief's are hurting

Hey, they were my Dallas Texans... before you were old enough to drink tequila from the neck of the bottle!

Wait! Sorry, that was me... and I was drinking Lone Star Draft straight from the keg!

13 posted on 10/03/2013 5:50:02 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)

A Panthers win and a Colts loss? I predict the exact opposite...betcha a cheesburger

14 posted on 10/03/2013 5:51:21 AM PDT by IAmNotAnAnimal (2/75 Army Ranger Retiree - Go Swamp Dogs!)

Sorry, that was me... and I was drinking Lone Star Draft straight from the keg!

Nowadays we toast our CHIEFS with Boulevard Unfiltered Wheat and a big plate of Kansas City barbecue. You may have started the love afair down there in Dallas but I guarantee you we're keeping it going. The last couple of weeks at Arrowhead have been unbelievable. The crowd and the enthusiasm is back, the noise is at old levels. It's great to be wearing the red again.

15 posted on 10/03/2013 5:55:02 AM PDT by DoodleDawg

At first was going to say the Steelers will lose against the Bye week. But I have a good feeling on this one

16 posted on 10/03/2013 6:05:06 AM PDT by Yorlik803 ( Church/Caboose in 2016)

17 posted on 10/03/2013 7:43:58 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)

18 posted on 10/03/2013 7:56:06 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)

go Browns!

CLE over BUFF tonite.

19 posted on 10/03/2013 7:58:23 AM PDT by campaignPete R-CT (Impy knows that HFA = home field advantage)

I don’t what to choose San Diego or Oaktown

AHHH Picking san diego I don’t know which team is worst Bender

20 posted on 10/03/2013 9:03:34 AM PDT by SevenofNine (We are Freepers, all your media bases belong to us ,resistance is futile)

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