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Woman Pleads Guilty to Robbing Bank with Spaghetti Sauce
Breitbart ^ | 10/08/2013 | Jon David Kahn

Posted on 10/09/2013 9:49:51 AM PDT by Silentgypsy

MOUNT CLEMENS, Michigan - A 53-year-old woman has pleaded guilty after she allegedly used cans of spaghetti sauce to simulate a bomb and then proceeded to rob a bank. Police say Ophelia A. Neal, a parole absconder, robbed a Fifth Third Bank branch in Macomb County's Clinton Township on April 6.

According to police, Neal told bank employees she had a bomb in a cloth bag, demanded money and fled with an undisclosed amount of cash into a getaway car driven by a man.

Neal pleaded guilty Monday in Oakland County Circuit Court in Mount Clemens to bank robbery and explosives charges. She is scheduled to be sentenced Nov. 19.

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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bank; spaghettisauce
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"She also makes a flawless baked ziti with a meatless Ragu."
1 posted on 10/09/2013 9:49:52 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Slings and Arrows

Ping


2 posted on 10/09/2013 9:50:17 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (the seed spawn of zor-ketthraa!.)
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Why did her bank have spaghetti sauce? Were they branching out into groceries?


3 posted on 10/09/2013 9:53:47 AM PDT by TBP (Obama lies, Granny dies.)
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Youza gives me’s the monie’s, orza I wacks a you in za face wits dis can a da spaghetti!


4 posted on 10/09/2013 9:56:29 AM PDT by factoryrat (We are the producers, the creators. Grow it, mine it, build it.)
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To: Silentgypsy

But was it assault spaghetti sauce?


5 posted on 10/09/2013 10:01:09 AM PDT by dirtboy
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To: Silentgypsy; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows; Daffynition

The bank staff was only prepared for defense against an attacker armed with a banana.


6 posted on 10/09/2013 10:01:51 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: dirtboy

AR-15: Assault Ragu!


7 posted on 10/09/2013 10:02:18 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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"Try walking into one of those places with nothing but a can of spaghetti sauce, see how far that will get you..."
8 posted on 10/09/2013 10:04:10 AM PDT by PGR88
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To: Silentgypsy

It was all a misunderstanding.

She said, “I have a pesto.”

The bank people thought she said, “I have a pistol.”


9 posted on 10/09/2013 10:04:27 AM PDT by Wordkraft (Remember who the Collaborators are.)
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To: PGR88

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hLIXrlpRe8


10 posted on 10/09/2013 10:09:44 AM PDT by EEGator
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To: dirtboy

she was threatening to whip them with a noodle??


11 posted on 10/09/2013 10:32:59 AM PDT by GeronL
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Flying Spaghetti Bomb


12 posted on 10/09/2013 10:36:54 AM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Wordkraft

Today’s weather in Clinton Township...Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs


13 posted on 10/09/2013 10:45:25 AM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (Shall Not Be Infringed)
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To: Silentgypsy

You know, I could have sat for 24 hours making up imaginary newspaper headlines, and I never would have come up with this one.


14 posted on 10/09/2013 11:19:04 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: a fool in paradise

As I’ve been saying all along, we’ve got too many laws! Who ever thought of passing and signing a law penalizing citizens for illegally using spaghetti sauce?!


15 posted on 10/09/2013 11:21:53 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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If it’s a Fifth Third bank, then it’s a Fifteenth Bank.


16 posted on 10/09/2013 11:37:44 AM PDT by Peter ODonnell (It wasn't this cold before global warming)
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To: Silentgypsy

This doesn’t pasta smell test.


17 posted on 10/09/2013 11:39:44 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Peter ODonnell

1 and 2/3 bank


18 posted on 10/09/2013 11:41:39 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: a fool in paradise
Ophelia.(From Google Images.)


19 posted on 10/09/2013 11:44:21 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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And I thought the article was funny! Y'all are priceless!
20 posted on 10/09/2013 11:49:15 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (the seed spawn of zor-ketthraa!.)
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