Woman Pleads Guilty to Robbing Bank with Spaghetti Sauce

Breitbart ^ | 10/08/2013 | Jon David Kahn

[Silentgypsy]

MOUNT CLEMENS, Michigan - A 53-year-old woman has pleaded guilty after she allegedly used cans of spaghetti sauce to simulate a bomb and then proceeded to rob a bank. Police say Ophelia A. Neal, a parole absconder, robbed a Fifth Third Bank branch in Macomb County's Clinton Township on April 6.

According to police, Neal told bank employees she had a bomb in a cloth bag, demanded money and fled with an undisclosed amount of cash into a getaway car driven by a man.

Neal pleaded guilty Monday in Oakland County Circuit Court in Mount Clemens to bank robbery and explosives charges. She is scheduled to be sentenced Nov. 19.

[dfwgator]

The bank staff was only prepared for defense against an attacker armed with a banana.

[a fool in paradise]

"Everybody freeze! This is a rubbertree!"

[Revolting cat!]

She should of used kimchi, that's powerful stuff!

Me, I employ my grandmother's pickled beets recipe (with raw horseradish) that would scare to death just about anybody!

[GeronL]

You will get my maters from my cold dead hands

*sprinkes salt*

[a fool in paradise]

The teller would tell the authorities you threatened to beet her!

[Daffynition]

Put down the vodka, mam'.

[Daffynition]

You could be in a bank, see a man with a gun, report it and get arrested yourself.

Or you could simply live in Connecticut.