Posted on 10/21/2013 1:17:49 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Police in Sweden said they are investigating a man's allegations a woman stole from his apartment and slapped him with a fish while he was sleeping. Investigators said the Nykoping man, who is in his 60s, called authorities to report he was awakened from a nap by a slap across the face from a woman wielding a mackerel, The Local.se reported Monday.
The man also alleged the woman stole $310 from him and took food from his refrigerator.
The woman, who is also in her 60s, is known to the man, police said.
"They might live together sometimes," Mikael Larsson of the Nykoping police told the Sodermanlands Nyheter newspaper.
The incident is being investigated as an assault, police said.
That fish slapped the taste out of his mouth.
What a pervert, I’d have smacked him too.
YES! That is what I thought of immediately!
Oh those wacky scandos!
Nah...but it’s also from Spamalot. ;)
She’s lucky, if she were a man she’b fighting a duel against that guy.
Well, I’m assuming you know Spamalot is...Monty Python. I saw it on B’way - great, hilarious show.
mIRC, anyone? ;^)
“I dreamt about, well, I can’t really say on a family forum, but it smelled like fish!”
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Yes, best to leave the ‘quips’ to oneself...Your statement along opens a plethora of one liners...
OH well
The fish market had its special featured in crates on the sidewalk,
An elderly blindish man walked by, tipped his hat, and said “Good Morning Ladies”.
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