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Police: Woman Slapped Sleeping Man With Fish
UPI ^ | Oct. 21, 2013

Posted on 10/21/2013 1:17:49 PM PDT by nickcarraway

Police in Sweden said they are investigating a man's allegations a woman stole from his apartment and slapped him with a fish while he was sleeping. Investigators said the Nykoping man, who is in his 60s, called authorities to report he was awakened from a nap by a slap across the face from a woman wielding a mackerel, The Local.se reported Monday.

The man also alleged the woman stole $310 from him and took food from his refrigerator.

The woman, who is also in her 60s, is known to the man, police said.

"They might live together sometimes," Mikael Larsson of the Nykoping police told the Sodermanlands Nyheter newspaper.

The incident is being investigated as an assault, police said.


TOPICS: Local News; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
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Luca Brasi slapped with the fishes.
1 posted on 10/21/2013 1:17:49 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Smackeral


2 posted on 10/21/2013 1:19:29 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: nickcarraway

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCwLirQS2-o


3 posted on 10/21/2013 1:19:30 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult

I knew someone would mention the boys at Monty Python!


4 posted on 10/21/2013 1:22:15 PM PDT by miss marmelstein (I)
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To: cripplecreek

Holy Smackeral, she apparently did it for the Halibut, unless it’s some kind of new entry in the Urban Dictionary..


5 posted on 10/21/2013 1:23:13 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: nickcarraway

“slapped with a mackerel” has always been a favorite expression of mine.


6 posted on 10/21/2013 1:24:36 PM PDT by gundog (Help us, Nairobi-Wan Kenobi...you're our only hope.)
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To: miss marmelstein

I see it’s also a sport;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLdK9zaLaG8


7 posted on 10/21/2013 1:24:40 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: nickcarraway

8 posted on 10/21/2013 1:26:48 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: nickcarraway
a woman stole from his apartment and slapped him with a fish while he was sleeping

Is that what they call it in Sweden?

9 posted on 10/21/2013 1:29:53 PM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult

“The 454th fastest growing participation sport in the world..” LOL :-D


10 posted on 10/21/2013 1:30:13 PM PDT by 3Fingas (Sons and Daughters for Freedom and Rededicaton to the Principles of the U.S. Constitution)
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To: nickcarraway; Revolting cat!
I hate when that happens.


11 posted on 10/21/2013 1:32:19 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: nickcarraway; Revolting cat!
I hate when that happens.


12 posted on 10/21/2013 1:32:58 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: nickcarraway

Do they have trailer parks in Sweden?


13 posted on 10/21/2013 1:34:31 PM PDT by Hardastarboard (You can keep your doctor - if you lock him in your basement.)
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To: Pan_Yan

“That doesn’t qualify as rape-rape.” - Whoopi Goldeberg


14 posted on 10/21/2013 1:34:48 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult

Fish Slap Dance. Yes.

It has become reality.


15 posted on 10/21/2013 1:36:01 PM PDT by ifinnegan
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To: nickcarraway

More to the story that was not revealed in this fish tale. imo.

Maybe because the woman wanted tuna, told the man to get tuna, then the man came home with something totally different?

Just be glad the guy didn’t have crabs (or lobsters) in the fridge then.


16 posted on 10/21/2013 1:36:12 PM PDT by Sir Napsalot (Pravda + Useful Idiots = CCCP; JournOList + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey!)
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To: nickcarraway

They care more about the mackerel slap than the burglary and thefts?


17 posted on 10/21/2013 1:44:17 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (The Lion of Judah will roar again if you give him a big hug and a cheer and mean it. See my page.)
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To: a fool in paradise

After waking up, he said, “I dreamt about, well, I can’t really say on a family forum, but it smelled like fish!”


18 posted on 10/21/2013 1:46:03 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: nickcarraway

I guess he shouldn’t have told her she smelled like a three day-old salmon.


19 posted on 10/21/2013 1:51:25 PM PDT by SeaHawkFan
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To: nickcarraway

She called him a flounder for sitting on his bass and not giving crappie while always drinking beer with his grouper and being a bit snapper with her.


20 posted on 10/21/2013 1:55:23 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: dfwgator

21 posted on 10/21/2013 2:01:51 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie ("So the minimum plan for obamacare is 100 bucks a month I like you Obama but nigga I'm broke")
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To: Uncle Miltie

That fish slapped the taste out of his mouth.


22 posted on 10/21/2013 2:02:59 PM PDT by Hoodat (BENGHAZI - 4 KILLED, 2 MIA)
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To: nickcarraway

What a pervert, I’d have smacked him too.


23 posted on 10/21/2013 2:03:48 PM PDT by DungeonMaster
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult

YES! That is what I thought of immediately!

Oh those wacky scandos!


24 posted on 10/21/2013 2:19:39 PM PDT by jocon307
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To: miss marmelstein

Nah...but it’s also from Spamalot. ;)


25 posted on 10/21/2013 2:24:22 PM PDT by ShasheMac
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To: miss marmelstein

She’s lucky, if she were a man she’b fighting a duel against that guy.


26 posted on 10/21/2013 2:31:56 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: ShasheMac

Well, I’m assuming you know Spamalot is...Monty Python. I saw it on B’way - great, hilarious show.


27 posted on 10/21/2013 2:34:45 PM PDT by miss marmelstein (I)
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To: nickcarraway
Sounds like a replay of one of the old classic FR threads. I don't think the thread is available here but it can be found in Google's cache:

Man Arrested For Hitting Girlfriend With Fish

28 posted on 10/21/2013 3:41:27 PM PDT by ken in texas
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To: nickcarraway

mIRC, anyone? ;^)


29 posted on 10/21/2013 3:49:49 PM PDT by Bikkuri
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To: Revolting cat!

“I dreamt about, well, I can’t really say on a family forum, but it smelled like fish!”
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
Yes, best to leave the ‘quips’ to oneself...Your statement along opens a plethora of one liners...
OH well

The fish market had its special featured in crates on the sidewalk,

An elderly blindish man walked by, tipped his hat, and said “Good Morning Ladies”.


30 posted on 10/21/2013 4:17:26 PM PDT by xrmusn (6/98 --All incumbents must go. Complete turn over, House & Senate is needed.)
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