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Police: Woman Slapped Sleeping Man With Fish
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| Oct. 21, 2013
Posted on 10/21/2013 1:17:49 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Police in Sweden said they are investigating a man's allegations a woman stole from his apartment and slapped him with a fish while he was sleeping. Investigators said the Nykoping man, who is in his 60s, called authorities to report he was awakened from a nap by a slap across the face from a woman wielding a mackerel, The Local.se reported Monday.
The man also alleged the woman stole $310 from him and took food from his refrigerator.
The woman, who is also in her 60s, is known to the man, police said.
"They might live together sometimes," Mikael Larsson of the Nykoping police told the Sodermanlands Nyheter newspaper.
The incident is being investigated as an assault, police said.
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Luca Brasi slapped with the fishes.
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
10/21/2013 1:19:29 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
10/21/2013 1:19:30 PM PDT
by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
To: Hillarys Gate Cult
I knew someone would mention the boys at Monty Python!
To: cripplecreek
Holy Smackeral, she apparently did it for the Halibut, unless it’s some kind of new entry in the Urban Dictionary..
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posted on
10/21/2013 1:23:13 PM PDT
by
Paladin2
To: nickcarraway
“slapped with a mackerel” has always been a favorite expression of mine.
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posted on
10/21/2013 1:24:36 PM PDT
by
gundog
(Help us, Nairobi-Wan Kenobi...you're our only hope.)
To: miss marmelstein
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posted on
10/21/2013 1:24:40 PM PDT
by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
10/21/2013 1:26:48 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: nickcarraway
a woman stole from his apartment and slapped him with a fish while he was sleepingIs that what they call it in Sweden?
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posted on
10/21/2013 1:29:53 PM PDT
by
Pan_Yan
To: Hillarys Gate Cult
“The 454th fastest growing participation sport in the world..” LOL :-D
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posted on
10/21/2013 1:30:13 PM PDT
by
3Fingas
(Sons and Daughters for Freedom and Rededicaton to the Principles of the U.S. Constitution)
To: nickcarraway; Revolting cat!
I hate when that happens.
To: nickcarraway; Revolting cat!
I hate when that happens.
To: nickcarraway
Do they have trailer parks in Sweden?
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posted on
10/21/2013 1:34:31 PM PDT
by
Hardastarboard
(You can keep your doctor - if you lock him in your basement.)
To: Pan_Yan
“That doesn’t qualify as rape-rape.” - Whoopi Goldeberg
To: Hillarys Gate Cult
Fish Slap Dance. Yes.
It has become reality.
To: nickcarraway
More to the story that was not revealed in this fish tale. imo.
Maybe because the woman wanted tuna, told the man to get tuna, then the man came home with something totally different?
Just be glad the guy didn’t have crabs (or lobsters) in the fridge then.
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posted on
10/21/2013 1:36:12 PM PDT
by
Sir Napsalot
(Pravda + Useful Idiots = CCCP; JournOList + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey!)
To: nickcarraway
They care more about the mackerel slap than the burglary and thefts?
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posted on
10/21/2013 1:44:17 PM PDT
by
HiTech RedNeck
(The Lion of Judah will roar again if you give him a big hug and a cheer and mean it. See my page.)
To: a fool in paradise
After waking up, he said, “I dreamt about, well, I can’t really say on a family forum, but it smelled like fish!”
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10/21/2013 1:46:03 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: nickcarraway
I guess he shouldn’t have told her she smelled like a three day-old salmon.
To: nickcarraway
She called him a flounder for sitting on his bass and not giving crappie while always drinking beer with his grouper and being a bit snapper with her.
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posted on
10/21/2013 1:55:23 PM PDT
by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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