Posted on 10/26/2013 6:00:48 PM PDT by Lowell1775
Java, Guns and Rockn Roll .with Ted Nugent Filed under Rock N Roll, VIP Coffee Interview
If you listen to Rock and Roll music or have listened in the past oh, four decades, then you know the name Ted Nugent. Aside from leaving a huge mark in the rock world with Wango Tango, Snakeskin Cowboys, Cat Scratch Fever, and Stranglehold (to name a scant few, a few over 30 million sold that is.), Ted is an unapologetic and highly opinionated force in the media.
No matter what the Nuge does these days it comes with controversy, from his pro hunting and pro gun stance to his hard conservative politics, he draws fire from both political parties and numerous far left organizations, and in my opinion he loves every second of it. Regardless of whether you loathe him or love him, one thing is for certain, its refreshing to see anyone who is unapologetic for speaking about what they carry in their heart and truly believe.
While music making, hunting, and chasing political aspirations (rumors of a presidential run are floating about), it turns out the Motor City Madman loves him some coffee. In anticipation of receiving some Nuge Java for evaluation,@bitojava, jessica was able to make contact with Teds people and get an email interview. And as they say, the rest is uncut and unedited history
What motivated you to create Nuge Java?-
Over many years Ive come to truly appreciate a killer cup of Joe. Ive experimented with great coffees around the world, and decided I would slap my adorable name and image on my own brew once I discovered the ultimate bean. The experiment is over.
How involved are you personally in the selection of the beans and roasting of your coffee?-
On one of my forays to discover the ultimate Jo Bean, I literally cold-cocked Juan Valdez and assjacked his burro in order to smuggle some mysterious select beans from Juans private mountain. It turned out ol Juan was actually running guns to drug cartels for attorney general Eric GangBanger Holder, so the world should surely rejoice that simply by searching for the ultimate brew, old Uncle Ted actually saved millions of dollars and stopped further infringements on our sacred 2nd Amendment rights. Drink an extra cup for me!
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If you are elected president, will Nuge Java be served on Air Force One?
If I were Commander in Chief, I would trade in the bulky 747 AF1 for a brace of A10 Warthogs as they are capable of far superior firepower and I could actually blowup some America haters whenever I felt like flying around. And yes, each team mate would get a large thermos of NugeJava to go along with the various heavy firepower I designate.
What Ted Nugent song best describes Nuge Java?-
Wango Tango. Its something to do with the serious caffeine kick.
What future roasts of Nuge Java do you plan on offering? -
Ive been experimenting with a killer new doe in heat brew, but thats going to take a lot more development. Meanwhile, Ive always loved a good spicy cinnamon that we are hoping to unleash soon. My tastebuds never rest.
What characteristics do you look for in coffee?-
What I really prefer is when Mrs. Nugent brings me a cup wearing that sexy little peach number and her snakeskin hi heels. I could care less whats in the cup.
Who has influenced you musically?
My most powerful musical influences seem to occur when Mrs. Nugent brings me a cup-O-Jo in that aforementioned peach number, but I digress. Rockin nonstop for more than 50 years allowed me to be born in the R&B&R&R firestorm created by the original masters Bo Diddly, Chuck Berry, Little Richard, Jerry Lee Lewis, The Ventures, Lonnie Mack, James Brown, Wilson Picket, Screaming Jay Hawkins and so many enormously gifted talents. It also provides unlimited and unbelievable opportunities to meet the masters. The 1st time I met the mighty Motown Funkbrothers at Cobo Hall in Detroit in 1963 I figured Id died and gone to heaven. But jamming with BB King, Chuck Berry, Bo Diddly, SRV, EVH, and so many legends always inspires me to push myself and discover the unlimited musical adventure through those virtuosos lives. I am a very, very lucky man.
If you could sit down and have coffee with any president, who would it be and why?
Barack Obama so I could lock the door and not let him leave the room until he admitted how much he hates America, freedom, independence and rugged individualism. I think I could pressure him with enough facts and evidence to either wake him up or send him to Bangkok where his dream is already in place.
Folgers even half and half with Jack Daniels is starting to bore me....I can't wait for Ted's "doe in heat" flavored coffee.
Lotsa pictures at the website link. Too old, stupid and lazy to get them all to post here.
http://www.bitojava.com/2013/10/26/java-guns-rockn-roll-ted-nugent/
Brew up a cup....or ice one down....and read some epic Nugent.
Now that there is funny. I don't care who you are.
“What I really prefer is when Mrs. Nugent brings me a cup wearing that sexy little peach number and her snakeskin hi heels. I could care less whats in the cup.
Unsurprisingly, Mr. Nugent and I think very much alike.
ping.
you know why...
Not my fault.
"The Nuge" is already a 33rpm record running at 78rpm!
Mark
He specifically mentions giving deer coffee.
How can it not be your fault?
Okay.
So that is my fault.
And the “killer cup of Joe”, hmmmmm?
I’m not the Nuge.
I’m pretty certain that he hasn’t heard of my hideous coffee.
But I can say that giving coffee to deer originated here on FR due to me, and a lot of misadventure on the part of three others.
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