Sebelius Suffers Massive Cosmetic Failure After Appearing Before Congress

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Minutes after being grilled by Congressional Republicans yesterday on the embarrassing failure of the Obamcare program and it's website, Kathleen Sebelius suffered a failure of her own.

Due apparently to the stress of being questioned over her role in the government healthcare debacle, Sebelius experienced a rare and catastrophic failure of numerous cosmetic surgeries, primarily face lifts. Even her hair straightener betrayed her.

Sebelius, pictured below, now has a face to match her neck. She has been hospitalized at an undisclosed location and is under heavy sedation. A spokesman said she will undergo surgery as soon as possible to attempt a restoration of Ms. Sebelius to her formerly restored state.

The Secretary of HHS is not expected to recover in time to comply with the subpoena requiring her to appear before the congressional House Oversight Committee. Family members say Sebelius has set a goal of being completely recovered and able to return to her duties by the time the healthcare.gov website is fully functional.

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Although cameras and cell phones were confiscated at yesterdays congressional testimony, one person slipped through security and has leaked a photo taken just moments after the failure.

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[Farnsworth]

OH SNAP

[miserare]

She’s a man, baby!

[AU72]

Yesterday was more than a bad hair day for her.

[Sarah Barracuda]

I dont think Obamacare covers that LOL

[Travis McGee]

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Not sure if this qualifies as a pre-existing condition or not.

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I've always like that quote. Thanks for posting it, although this thread may have a short life...

...which is fine by me. I don't necessarily want to moved to the top of the death panel list.

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should read “to be moved”

[Slyfox]

It is a zit, baby.

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OH SNAP

That's probably how it sounded.

When the flesh knot at the back of Pelosi's head goes, it will be much worse than this.

[nascarnation]

Looks just like Dad (former idiot liberal Gov of Ohio).

[Sarah Barracuda]

I think for Kathleen, her pre existing condition is being born an idiot..Obamacare MIGHT cover that

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Looks just like Dad (former idiot liberal Gov of Ohio).

Seems they're all connected into one big family of self-appointed elites. More and more I see this.

[nascarnation]

She’s Cincinnati’s finest, along with Jerry Springer...LOL

[bert]

This is the drawing on the surgeons wall designated "after"

[Travis McGee]

We hang together today, or hand separately tomorrow.

[Farnsworth]

Pelosi’s skin is so tight when she winks, she farts

[I want the USA back]

When you take a shriveled up ugly-a$$ old hag and give it plastic surgery, you have a shriveled up ugly-a$$ old hag with a turkey neck.

[Bob]

One more facelift and she’ll have a goatee. :=)