Apologies for the profanity, but that's how Doom (Now deceased) treated me every Friday afternoon.
;-)
Posted on 11/08/2013 5:02:41 PM PST by nickcarraway
A Japanese company has created Nyan Nyan Nouveau, a non-alcoholic wine for cats.
Let's face it, your cat probably doesn't like you. Or need you. But maybe that can change.
In the likely case that you're drinking that glass of Napa red alone, give your feline a reason to join you. As Kotaku reported earlier today, Japanese company B&H Lifes has released Nyan Nyan Nouveau, a wine made exclusively for cats.
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Nyan Nyan in Japanese means "cats meow." Nouveau refers to Beaujolais Nouveau produced in the Beaujolais region of France and popular in Japan. The drink contains no alcohol but is made with the juice of Cabernet Franc grapes, vitamin C and catnip and reportedly tastes like wine. The drink is meant for cat owners who wish to celebrate special holidays with their kitty.
But order soon, because there are only about 1,000 bottles available. Nothing like a new habit for the independent furball.
Except it isn’t really wine. it does however have a fair amount of cat nip in it
Catawba
Chateau
Canary
Clawret
How many years were you a butler, and did he leave you a bequest in the will?
Old Story .... I heard this story broadcast last month, from a Houston-based syndicated morning show, “Walton and Johnson”, that I have been listening to, since I moved to Louisiana in 2000.
So that explains the 3am crazies!
Kitty got into the mouse-catel!
With a catnip chaser
Kitties are mean drunks.
And kitties hate to go to meetings, so they never get help...
And they have no attention span. They would have a nap attack during the first step.
Besides, I can’t imagine a cat on AA coffee. Bad idea.
And if they’re forced to go, they catnap through them.
Too funny!
This is too much....I love the Japanese.
Anyway, i need to get a bottle of it and some cheese and have a party with my two kittehs....that’ll be theri wine of course, ...I’ll stick to Pinot Noir.
I’ve got one that is...
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