Posted on 11/26/2013 9:04:45 AM PST by GraceG
Recently saw American Carol and though, why are there no Islamic Ramadan Carols... I mean they need songs, until you realize that songs are Haram....ie. they are against Islam-o-matic Law... So i figured I would help them out a bit and write a few of my own....
Deck the Halls sounds like a good place to start as you instead of fa la la la, you can used Halal and Allah in the chorus.
So I bring you:
Wreck the Halls
Tis’ the season for some Jihad Halal al al al al allah la la As we all pray to a rock near Riyadh Halal al al al al allah la la
Our women wear Hefty Bag apparel Halal al al al al allah la la As our men behave all Feral Halal al al al al allah la la
so I need your freeper help to crowd source the rest of the lyrics (because I have ran out of mental steam) , make sure to include all of the wonderful things about the ROP (Religion of Pieces) that will make a it a great selling point about how "great" the ROP is..
Wreck the Halls
Tis’ the season for some Jihad
Halal al al al al allah la la
As we all pray to a rock near Riyadh
Halal al al al al allah la la
Our women wear Hefty Bag apparel
Halal al al al al allah la la
As our men behave all Feral
Halal al al al al allah la la
I’d rather not see Christmas songs parodied for the sake of either Islam or violence. My two cents.
yep.
Time to bring on some old fashioned Juhad. Its too bad we as a nation have to leave it to the Israelis.
Whats worse is the Obama administration has declared our doom in declaring us to be the larges muslim nation. Perhaps we have to call out to Israel for guidance!
lyric
kill the infidels for allah
don we now our stinger missiles...
we behave barely better than animals...
As the ACLU, CAIR and others of their ilk spread warm greetings and cheer during this Holiday Season, I think it’s time for some politically INCORRECT Christmas Carols. I’m getting misty-eyed as I compile a list of my favorites while experiencing a warm glow coming over me (I certainly hope it’s not the same kind as Alexander Litvinenko’s). Anyway, let me share a few familiar song titles with you, albeit slightly modified.
1. Infidels, Infidels, it’s jihad time in the city (Silver Bells)
2. Frosty the Imam (Frosty the Snowman), also known as, “Come Fly With Me”
3. Jihadi Tree, O’ Jihadi Tree, there is a Jew behind thee (Christmas Tree)
4. O’ Little Town of Kandahar (O’ Little Town of Bethlehem)
5. Omar, the One-Eyed Mullah (Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer)
6. Deck the Halls With Bombs of Plastique (Deck the Halls)
7. Hark, Harold the Mullah’s Singhing (Hark the Herald Angels)
8. Here Comes Sadr Claus (Here Comes Santa Claus)
9. Away In a Bunker (Away in a Manger)
10. We Wish You a Merry Death Wish (We Wish You a Merry Christmas)
11. No Al Qaeda In Iraq, or Nancy Pelosi’s, I’m Too Sexy For My Shirt (Skin) (all right, it’s not a Christmas Carol – I know)
12. O’ Hillary, O’ Hillary, what happened to Vince Foster? (O Christmas Tree)
13. The Little Bomber Boy (The Little Drummer Boy)
14. I Saw Nancy Kissing Murthra’s Ass (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus)
15. Slay Ride (Sleigh Ride)
16. O’ Come All Ye Muslims, kill all non-believers (O’ Come All Ye Faithful)
17. All I Want For Christmas Is My I.E.D. (All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth)
18. I’ve Got My (Suicide) Vest to Keep Me Warm (I’ve Got My Love to Keep Me Warm)
19. Alcee Got Run Over By Pelosi (Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer)
20. Iraqin’ Around the Sunni Tree (Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree)
21. Violent Night (Silent Night)
22. People We Have Blown Sky High (Angels We have Heard on High)
Can you feel the love here? I’m thinking about releasing a CD, but will it play in Peoria?
Here’s my remake of “Springtime for Hitler”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K08akOt2kuo
“Springtime for Islam”
Needs to be done !!!!
Full Broadway production !!!!
The Caliphate’s in trouble
What a sad, sad story
We need the 12th Imam, to restore
Its former glory
Where oh where is he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The Jihad for you and me….. and ……..now ……..it’s
Springtime for Islam and the Middle East
Mohamed is happy.. not gay
We’re bombing at a faster pace
Look out, here comes the master race
Springtime for Islam and the Middle East
Winter for Jews at last
Springtime for Islam and the Middle East
Come now Kafirs, join us in our trance
I was born in Ali Baba
That is why they call me Ali Baba
Don’t be stupid, get respect
Come and join the winning sect
Springtime for Islam and the Middle East
Five times, the right times to pray
Swords of the martyrs will rule the day
Sharia and Islam, the only way
Springtime for Islam and the Middle East
Stonings and dhimmis once more
Springtime for Islam and the Middle East
Means that soon we’ll be going
We’ve always been going
You know we will win this war
lol
Wreck the Halls
Tis’ the season for some Jihad
Halal al al al al allah la la
As we all pray to a rock near Riyadh
Halal al al al al allah la la
Our women wear Hefty Bag apparel
Halal al al al al allah la la
As our men behave all Feral
Halal al al al al allah la la
Pleasure ourselves with the virgin goat
Halal al al al al allah la la
Engage in piracy with our rickety boat
Halal al al al al allah la la
Cutting the head off of the infidel
Halal al al al al allah la la
The call to prayer sounds like a cat wail
Halal al al al al allah la la
Beat the wife since she is not a young boy
Halal al al al al allah la la
Teach the children that a bomb is a fun toy
Halal al al al al allah la la
Marry an old maid of seven
Halal al al al al allah la la
Lots more virgins wait in heaven
Halal al al al al allah la la
Heh...
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