Man Offers Live Alligator For 12-Pack Of Beer

CBS Miami ^ | 12-17-13 | unattributed

[smokingfrog]

Sounds like a fair trade to me.

[freedumb2003]

“Do you have to hit me on the head with the newspaper?”

(if you don’t know the beginning of that joke, you are pretty young).

[Slings and Arrows]

BFL

[ansel12]

One night in Texas, I had to trade my monkey for a tank of gas.

That isn’t a joke.

[ontap]

Toothy and tasty!!!

[lee martell]

Is that the type of Monkey that can play the organ?

[smokingfrog]

[Vaquero]

A salesman is driving toward home when he sees an Indian thumbing for a ride on the side of the road.
As the trip had been long and quiet, he stops the car and the Indian gets in.

After a bit of small talk, the Indian notices a brown bag on the front seat. “What’s in bag?”, the Indian asks the driver.

The driver says, “It’s a bottle of wine. I got it for my wife.”

The Indian is silent for a moment then says, “Good trade.”

[TexasCajun]

“I wanted a Corona, because if he brings me a Natural Light or something like that I don’t want it. I want a Corona, because the alligator is so beautiful."

[showme_the_Glory]

One night in Texas, I had to trade my monkey for a tank of gas.

Did you spank it?

[ansel12]

I don’t remember the type, but I don’t think it was the most common one of the time.

[Slings and Arrows]

L’chaim!

[Repeal The 17th]

“...One night in Texas, I had to trade my monkey for a tank of gas...”
-
One night in Georgia, I traded dinner and a movie for some monkey.

[PLMerite]

"One night in Texas, I had to trade my monkey for a tank of gas."

He went on to bigger and better things.

Interesting tagline.

[Celtic Conservative]

That picture tells me that kids born with fetal alcohol syndrome don't age well.

CC

[SandRat]

Sounds like the old Bud Wiser Frog Commercial.

[Disambiguator]

Who here hasn’t done that?

[yarddog]

I must be getting old.

I can’t think of a single “trade my alligator” joke.

[smokingfrog]

I heard they put him to work...

[ansel12]

Although that isn’t a Chimpanzee, it does remind me of a night that I baby sat for one at my house, their physical power can be a little scary when you see it in your own home and it acting like an upset child as you try to calm his behavior.

I just saw my tagline, it was a remnant from another post on the libertarian party, thanks for the heads up.