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The 23 Most Unforgivable Spelling Mistakes Of 2013
buzzfeed. ^ | December 20, 2013 | Matt & Dave Stopera

Posted on 12/20/2013 5:57:30 PM PST by virgil283

No a fence, but I'm watching Ellen the generious while I'm eating raw men noodles as Mom decorates the tree with ordiments. ....Might as whale for all intensive purposes be the Valid Victorian at high school who's looking in a mear.... You know I'm lack toast and tolerant so for lunch I had a Flaminyon with ketchup and chicken court on blue. ....You know I don't sugar code or beat around the brush. ...My dad gave me the car but his feyonce took it. ...I have movies that I can live bicuriously live thru.. Might have got die of beaties today, is that a bad thing?....

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KEYWORDS: 2013review; language; spellingmistakes; top10
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To: RegulatorCountry

Oops, sorry, my mistake.


61 posted on 12/20/2013 9:27:03 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: virgil283

“subliterate” is a word I learned this year. I don’t think it’s in the dictionary yet, but it fits the crowd of militant promoters of “your” instead of “you’re”, “affect” instead of “effect”, and so on, who, if you dare to bring their attention to the error, will call you on this forum at least a “snob”.


62 posted on 12/20/2013 9:40:59 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: HippyLoggerBiker

“I’m a-frayed that you woodent want two dangle yoor partycipel.”

The man had no luck with any of the ED pills on the market, so he went to a voodoo doctor. He laid a spell on the guy and said “Count to 1, 2, 3 and you will get an erection that will last as long as you want. To stop it just count to 1,2,3,4 and it will end. But it will take 3 days before you are ready to have sex again.

The man gets back home and tells his wife to slip into something sexy, he has a surprise for her. As she is in the bathroom getting ready, the man is in bed and says “One, two, three”.

The wife calls out from the bathroom: “Honey? What is the ‘one, two, three’ for?”

So be careful using proper grammar.

It just might leave you with a dangling participle.


63 posted on 12/20/2013 9:52:27 PM PST by 21twelve (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts 2013 is 1933 REBORN)
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To: Cowboy Bob

Ping


64 posted on 12/20/2013 10:55:02 PM PST by Cowboy Bob (They are called "Liberals" because the word "parasite" was already taken.)
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To: virgil283

More than haff of thoze winners seem to be from Obama’s suns and dotters. The rest are from white rash.


65 posted on 12/21/2013 1:47:25 AM PST by lefty-lie-spy (Stay metal. For the Horde \m/("_")\m/ - via iPhone from Tokyo.)
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To: COBOL2Java
Hehe.. made this one specifically for a FReeper a couple of years ago ;^)






He didn't take it too well though :p
66 posted on 12/21/2013 3:01:08 AM PST by Bikkuri ( those would have been affected.)
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To: KGeorge
Lol! There is a web-page that posts some of the "Auto-Correct"... some of them are hilarious!

http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/
67 posted on 12/21/2013 3:06:04 AM PST by Bikkuri ( those would have been affected.)
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To: virgil283

affect vs. effect


68 posted on 12/21/2013 3:42:10 AM PST by trebb (Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
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To: virgil283

I think it is Ellen Degenerate...you misspelled it. :-)


69 posted on 12/21/2013 3:45:24 AM PST by ThePatriotsFlag (...and to the Republic for which it stood.)
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To: Revolting cat!

I keep this handy for the loosers who put those plaques by their house numbers, such as "Smith's live here"...

70 posted on 12/21/2013 6:06:16 AM PST by ErnBatavia (The 0baMao Experiment: Abject Failure)
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To: yarddog
She was a lot better with grammar than me but there were a couple of areas she almost always used incorrectly.

Irregardlessly....

71 posted on 12/21/2013 6:07:42 AM PST by ErnBatavia (The 0baMao Experiment: Abject Failure)
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To: wku man
Cavalry Ho

Don't forget the twenty percent who'd say "Calvary"....

72 posted on 12/21/2013 6:08:38 AM PST by ErnBatavia (The 0baMao Experiment: Abject Failure)
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To: virgil283

I would of said something but I didn’t.


73 posted on 12/21/2013 6:09:17 AM PST by Walmartian (I'm their leader. Which way did they go?)
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To: Bikkuri
ummm.....should be "panda bear was a better skater than *I*."

just sayin' :)

74 posted on 12/21/2013 6:11:45 AM PST by ZinGirl (kids in college....can't afford a tagline right now)
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To: mikrofon

run threw the wringer


75 posted on 12/21/2013 6:51:59 AM PST by SisterK (behold a pale horse)
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To: ZinGirl

Lol... good catch :D

when I get PhotoShop installed on my latest version on Linux, I will attempt to correct it, thank you ;^)


76 posted on 12/21/2013 7:06:21 AM PST by Bikkuri ( those would have been affected.)
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To: null and void

Possibly.
Some of it is mobile debice autocowrecker in action.


77 posted on 12/21/2013 7:42:20 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: virgil283

This thread is hugh.


78 posted on 12/21/2013 7:44:51 AM PST by Hoodat (Democrats - Opposing Equal Protection since 1828)
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To: ErnBatavia
"I keep this handy for the loosers who put those plaques by their house numbers, such as "Smith's live here"... " Wood ewe like two tri that again? Oar are ewe implying these people all have loose ties on? 10-won ewe hit entre and cot the misteak. At lease eye hope ewe hit entre and said: owe, bleep. [Didn't the red wavy line under "loosers" help?]
79 posted on 12/21/2013 8:59:17 AM PST by gemoftheocean (...geez, this all seems so straight forward and logical to me...)
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To: gemoftheocean

Done on porpoise, given the flavor of the thraid.


80 posted on 12/21/2013 10:03:31 AM PST by ErnBatavia (The 0baMao Experiment: Abject Failure)
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