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The Twelve Days Of Obamacare
Original Content | Dec 26, 2013 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 12/26/2013 5:08:55 AM PST by Lazamataz

On the First day of Obamacare, Obama gave to me,
A canc-elled insurance pol-i-cyyyy.

On the Second day of Obamacare, Obama gave to me,
Too large premiums,
And a canc-elled insurance pol-i-cyyyy.

On the Third day of Obamacare, Obama gave to me,
Huge deductibles,
Too large premiums,
And a canc-elled insurance pol-i-cyyyy.

On the Fourth day of Obamacare, Obama gave to me,
Identities stolen,
Huge deductibles,
Too large premiums,
And a canc-elled insurance pol-i-cyyyy.

On the Fifth day of Obamacare, Obama gave to me,
New death pann-ellllls....
Identities stolen,
Huge deductibles,
Too large premiums,
And a canc-elled insurance pol-i-cyyyy.

On the Sixth day of Obamacare, Obama gave to me,
Unclear regulations,
New death pann-ellllls...
Identities stolen,
Huge deductibles,
Too large premiums,
And a canc-elled insurance pol-i-cyyyy.

On the Seventh day of Obamacare, Obama gave to me,
A broken useless website,
Unclear regulations,
New death pann-ellllls...
Identities stolen,
Huge deductibles,
Too large premiums,
And a canc-elled insurance pol-i-cyyyy.

On the Eighth day of Obamacare, Obama gave to me,
Many Doctors quitting,
A broken useless website,
Unclear regulations,
New death pann-ellllls...
Identities stolen,
Huge deductibles,
Too large premiums,
And a canc-elled insurance pol-i-cyyyy.

On the Ninth day of Obamacare, Obama gave to me,
Millions of new bankrupt,
Many Doctors quitting,
A broken useless website,
Unclear regulations,
New death pann-ellllls...
Identities stolen,
Huge deductibles,
Too large premiums,
And a canc-elled insurance pol-i-cyyyy.

On the Tenth day of Obamacare, Obama gave to me,
Hospitals a-closing,
Millions of new bankrupt,
Many Doctors quitting,
A broken useless website,
Unclear regulations,
New death pann-ellllls...
Identities stolen,
Huge deductibles,
Too large premiums,
And a canc-elled insurance pol-i-cyyyy.

On the Eleventh day of Obamacare, Obama gave to me,
Navigators stealing,
Hospitals a-closing,
Millions of new bankrupt,
Many Doctors quitting,
A broken useless website,
Unclear regulations,
New death pann-ellllls...
Identities stolen,
Huge deductibles,
Too large premiums,
And a canc-elled insurance pol-i-cyyyy.

On the Twelfth day of Obamacare, Obama gave to me,
Every promise broken,
Navigators stealing,
Hospitals a-closing,
Millions of new bankrupt,
Many Doctors quitting,
A broken useless website,
Unclear regulations,
New death pann-ellllls...
Identities stolen,
Huge deductibles,
Too large premiums,
And a canc-elled insurance pol-i-cyyyy.


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KEYWORDS: 0carenightmare; 12daysobamacare; 12daysofobamacare; abolishobamacare; obamacarechristmas; obamacareparody; repealobamacare
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To: Lazamataz

Great one, Laz! It’s going to be a Free Republic Christmas Classic.

Perhaps you could make pertinent changes each year as O’Baha
does more and more tyrannical stuff to us.


41 posted on 12/26/2013 11:57:30 AM PST by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

I just had an amazing idea.

The liberals want me to be able to marry anyone or any thing, right? And they want to ban assault rifles? SUPPOSE I MARRIED AN ASSAULT RIFLE?

DON’T DISCRIMINATE AGAINST ME, HATERS!

(What’s that popping sound? Oh, I know. Liberal heads, exploding)


42 posted on 12/26/2013 12:03:09 PM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

Hah! I love it! Throw their nonsense back at them. Unless you’re really in love with your assault rifle, that is...?

Not that there is anything wrong with that. You could call your rifle Jeremy, and you’d get the homosexual vote as well.


43 posted on 12/26/2013 12:22:12 PM PST by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

ROFLOLOLOL


44 posted on 12/26/2013 2:34:56 PM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

BTTT for the evening crew!


45 posted on 12/26/2013 3:39:20 PM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

Please add me to your ping list.


46 posted on 12/26/2013 5:18:58 PM PST by matchgirl (An Ambassador is dead and Al Qaeda is alive.)
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“Hospitals a-closing”

I don't think people have come to realize that yet about hospitals. I live about 50 miles from MD Anderson Cancer Center, that being one of the two best in the country. They deal with certain cancers better than anywhere else. When my husband had a large Melanoma, we had to go there for the surgery to remove that.

I was stunned to read some days ago, that insurance policies will not allow people to go to MD Anderson. I immediately thought, “They will have to close", and they have satellite cancer centers over the greater Houston area now, one of those being about 10 miles from me. Surgeries still have to be done in their main complex in the Houston Medical Center.

How will they survive if patients can't go there? This makes no sense - cancer patients all over Texas and the country who need those special surgeries, will die. In my opinion, that is murder.

If you are wealthy, however, you could go to MD Anderson and pay without using insurance.

I wonder what, if anything, MD Anderson can do about this.

What about seniors on Medicare - I haven't heard that MD Anderson would be canceled by Medicare, but I expect that to be the next revelation to seniors - Medicare dropping the best hospitals.

Where, oh where, is the one to remove this blight Muslim president from this country? Millions must vote Democrats out of the house and senate and the new Republicans in must push the compromised aside and get rid of this killer insurance.

I expect Muslim Hussein, if he loses the senate, will write rules and executive orders and have his henchmen carry them out.

47 posted on 12/26/2013 9:26:35 PM PST by Marcella ((Prepping can save your life today. I am a Christian, not a Muslim.))
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To: matchgirl
You are the 242nd Satisfied Customer!™
48 posted on 12/27/2013 3:20:14 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Marcella
“Hospitals a-closing” I don't think people have come to realize that yet about hospitals.

I realize it. The quality of care in America is about to plummet.

We are so screwed.

I expect Muslim Hussein, if he loses the senate, will write rules and executive orders and have his henchmen carry them out.

Podesta has already told us this is their plan. They are simply going to ignore the Congress outright.

It's called a Coup.

49 posted on 12/27/2013 3:21:55 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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